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1st March, 2006 at 11:35:09 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards!

 
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1st March, 2006 at 12:53:19 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member EXLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a Dragon a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic satanist daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards! THEN THE KITTTY REBELS TOOK OVER THE WORLD.


 

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1st March, 2006 at 16:29:21 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member EXLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a Dragon a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic satanist daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards! THEN THE KITTTY REBELS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. Except it was the moon.

 
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1st March, 2006 at 21:06:28 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member EXLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a Dragon a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic satanist daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards! THEN THE KITTTY REBELS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. Except it was the moon. "OH DEAR WE ARE ON THE MOON WE CAN'T BREATHE SO LET'S SETTLE DOWN AND GIVE UP THIS LIFE OF CRIME." said the Kitty Beastmaster, whilst having sex with a foot. To sum things up:

[This story contradicts itself soooooooooooo much]

 
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Joe.H

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1st March, 2006 at 22:31:36 -

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There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member EXLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a Dragon a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic satanist daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards! THEN THE KITTTY REBELS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. Except it was the moon. "OH DEAR WE ARE ON THE MOON WE CAN'T BREATHE SO LET'S SETTLE DOWN AND GIVE UP THIS LIFE OF CRIME." said the Kitty Beastmaster, whilst having sex with a foot. To sum things up:

The End. "
"And that, my love cookie, is the best story you'll hear for a while", said Michael Jackson as he tucked Bubbles the monkey into bed, whilst gently fondling his monkey balls.

 
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1st March, 2006 at 23:32:11 -

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There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member EXLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a Dragon a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic satanist daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards! THEN THE KITTTY REBELS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. Except it was the moon. "OH DEAR WE ARE ON THE MOON WE CAN'T BREATHE SO LET'S SETTLE DOWN AND GIVE UP THIS LIFE OF CRIME." said the Kitty Beastmaster, whilst having sex with a foot. To sum things up:

The End. "
"And that, my love cookie, is the best story you'll hear for a while", said Michael Jackson as he tucked Bubbles the monkey into bed, whilst gently fondling his monkey balls. The end.

 
"Isn't it always amazing how we characterize a person's intelligence by how closely their thinking matches ours?"
~Belgarath

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2nd March, 2006 at 12:33:28 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member EXLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a Dragon a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic satanist daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly. This statement caused several dyscalculic sheep to jump off a cliff onto Phizzy's lap, where then spent an eternity fulfilling his sexual pleasures. The dirty bastards! THEN THE KITTTY REBELS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. Except it was the moon. "OH DEAR WE ARE ON THE MOON WE CAN'T BREATHE SO LET'S SETTLE DOWN AND GIVE UP THIS LIFE OF CRIME." said the Kitty Beastmaster, whilst having sex with a foot. To sum things up:

The End. "
"And that, my love cookie, is the best story you'll hear for a while", said Michael Jackson as he tucked Bubbles the monkey into bed, whilst gently fondling his monkey balls. The end. No its not "the end" in other news A kitty learned tea kwon do AND KICKED SATANS BUTT.

 

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2nd March, 2006 at 16:36:05 -

[That's rather stupid. You're supposed to be evil, right? It would make more sense to join together. But you would be dead anyway since you meet satan when you're dead.]

 
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Joe.H

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2nd March, 2006 at 17:18:30 -

If he learned tea kwon do, did he kick his arse with some PG tips?

 
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2nd March, 2006 at 17:30:21 -

I guess he can play by himself now.

 
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2nd March, 2006 at 19:29:21 -

I feel so lonly

 

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3rd March, 2006 at 03:01:16 -

Yeah...um... I'm going to go throw up now.

 
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3rd March, 2006 at 04:34:46 -

There's help for you, hammer dude.

 
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3rd March, 2006 at 12:41:13 -

PHIZZY YOU SICK TWIZTED PERSON ILL NEVER DO DAT!(I do caps lock when im angery!)

 

Joe.H

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3rd March, 2006 at 12:49:21 -

I think what kitty's trying to say is ok phizzy, he'll let you love him all in his face

 
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