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There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big

 
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There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky

 
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13th February, 2006 at 23:06:57 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black

 
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14th February, 2006 at 01:10:10 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

 
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There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned. [How long did it take you to learn that one?]

In other news

 
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14th February, 2006 at 02:34:50 -

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There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned. [How long did it take you to learn that one?]

[B]In other news, this channel has been cancelled by some whackey baptist group who thought that this was too inappropriate for children. All programming shall be replaced by happy children's shows[/B]

Jesus was walking down a lovely, grassy plain with his best friend Bunny, who was eating a giant plate of mashed pickles.

Jesus: May I have some of those lovely pickles?

Bunny: No, they're mine!

Jesus: Now that's not very nice, Bunny. Sharing is what matters! If we don't learn to share, how will you ever function with your friends?

(Jesus breaks out in song)

You gotta learn to share your pickles!
You gotta learn how to share!
You gotta learn to do what's right!
You gotta learn to play fair!

(FLOWERS):
He's got to share!
He's got to share!
He's got to share!

(AFRICAN AMERICAN BACK SINGER SINGS DIVA STYLE):
Oh yeah, yeah yeaaaaaaawh! Gotta share, s'right!

BUNNY (spoken):
But Jesus, I don't want you to have my pickles! They're mine, and if I share, they'll be none left for me!

BUNNY (singing):

I can't learn to share my pickles!
I can't learn to share with you!
I won't give in, I will not share
I'll do what I want to do!

(FLOWERS):

He will not share!
He will not share!
He will not share!

(AFRICAN AMERICAN BACK SINGER SINGS DIVA STYLE):
He won't share dat flower, no-o-o-o-o (esclates to a High-G) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO won't share no he won't

JESUS:
Listen to me, bunny-friend
You'll learn to share in the end
Cause' if you don't learn to share well
I'll send you stright to hell!

FLOWERS:
STRIGHT TO HELL!

BLACK FLOWER:
STRIGHT TO HELL!

(A hole opens in the ground. Evil-looking bees come out and sting bunny until he grows to an amazing size. He's alergic to bees!)

BUNNY:
NO! Nooooooooo! My pickles!

BUNNY explodes.

[B]In other news, this show's creator has been sued by the crazy baptists who shut down the original programming to replace it with programming of their own. Here's the new line-up:[/B]

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The Baptist Holy Knievel

Show Two:
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Revalations with Mike Shepard

Show Three

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Revelations with Betsy

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The Jumpin Jesus Show


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Baptists Talk about Preventing Child Abuse Show: Episode I- Throwing Your Infants

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Baptists Talk about Preventing Child Abuse Show: Episode II- Using Babies In Warfare





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14th February, 2006 at 07:59:01 -

Ok...that was some wacky shit.

 
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14th February, 2006 at 10:32:13 -

What the fuck is Lazarus on about???

 
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14th February, 2006 at 11:52:34 -

He was trying to be random or suprising but it didnt work, hes just ruining the thread... _

 
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14th February, 2006 at 14:15:05 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary

 
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14th February, 2006 at 18:32:20 -

I'm not trying to be wacky or random. It's the truth.

Plus, this story just became plain unfunny...like the time when you went on about hillbilly stories on Evil Kitty's thread. You took it so far that it became unfunny. Shame on you, digitaldreams, for trying to be funny by telling hillbilly stories and then failing horribly.

 
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