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20th February, 2006 at 00:44:30 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named

 
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-Working in television.

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20th February, 2006 at 01:01:22 -

[I remove close to two lines, and get no credit. Sheepy removes 3 words, and gets the credit. Jerks.]

 
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20th February, 2006 at 01:29:55 -

sheep removed practically a whole paragraph

 
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20th February, 2006 at 17:37:59 -

Then fixed it afterwards

 
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24th February, 2006 at 17:08:10 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight

 
Oh! My god.

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24th February, 2006 at 19:48:36 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment

 
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24th February, 2006 at 20:11:24 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun atached.


 

Retired Kliker Lazarus

The Ed Wood JR of TDC

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25th February, 2006 at 00:34:26 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.

 
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CURRENT PROJECT:
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-Working in television.

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27th February, 2006 at 17:38:31 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world" said

 
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27th February, 2006 at 19:59:58 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world" said President


 
If intelligence is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

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28th February, 2006 at 03:12:51 -

...


Can I insert a 'The End' now?

 
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28th February, 2006 at 12:20:58 -

no you can't or well eat your dog!

 

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28th February, 2006 at 14:52:46 -

You stole.

Besides, I've already eaten your cat.

 
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28th February, 2006 at 15:23:21 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" The force of the explosion


 
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1st March, 2006 at 04:13:15 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Phizzy is a stupid cunt. everyone agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Phizzy has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed Phizzy with a chicken! And KITTY rejoiced as PHIZZY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing Phizzy with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichιs give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams, who called Hayo. They joined www.keatontech.com, along with Phizzy, who all sabotaged the utterly shite website covertly. Then, after using far too many words, drank the queens champagne and ejaculated triumphantly into a deep, gaping Magyver's head. After which, the superior alien races became inferior because Phizzy mated with a horse, and gained 500 exp and a golden dick award for being the most insignificant superior alien ever. The world has no use for minty waffers, for it is a sin to go sqare dancing with a caraboo holding blue mint kangaroos. But then leprochauns cursed the good with somniloquism. Jesus flew to the rescue on his flying goat named Ampribokken Billy McKitriQuick, Laser Tango extraordinaire and discombobulated heavyweight orchestra tuning equipment with A handgun attached with assorted nuts.
"It's a mad world," said President Roselyn, "FOR THE ELEVEN COLONIES JUST EXPLODED LOL!" 'The force of the explosion' is not three words, silly.

 
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