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6th February, 2006 at 09:39:17 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons"

 
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6th February, 2006 at 10:22:22 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons".

 
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6th February, 2006 at 12:00:46 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was

 
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6th February, 2006 at 13:41:13 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was very happy YAY

 

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6th February, 2006 at 14:30:14 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that

 
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6th February, 2006 at 16:23:21 -


There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a

 
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6th February, 2006 at 19:03:24 -


There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a


 

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6th February, 2006 at 19:09:34 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

 
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named night,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
Out of time.

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6th February, 2006 at 19:16:11 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end. OR WAS IT!??

 
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6th February, 2006 at 19:37:26 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over

 
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6th February, 2006 at 19:48:37 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of

 
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6th February, 2006 at 20:17:03 -

[I think reading that all has damaged my brain in some way...]

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup

 
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6th February, 2006 at 20:24:02 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death.

 
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6th February, 2006 at 20:25:20 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. She wasnt a

 
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Candy Cane
6th February, 2006 at 20:25:30 -

There once were twenty birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, a loser called realised a game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq parties dances naked with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. She wasnt a

 
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