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9th February, 2006 at 23:58:09 -

There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed phizzy with a chicken!

[you can't kill me or nukler were allready dead!]


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10th February, 2006 at 00:07:20 -

There once were ytnewt birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy

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There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced



 
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[ARGh! double post! SORry guys! ]

 
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10th February, 2006 at 00:19:46 -

OVER THERE! LOOOK! its running away!!!!

 
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[uhhh guys you can't kill me im allready dead!]

 

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10th February, 2006 at 01:50:22 -

[the story makes little sense but i found it quite funny from the second paragraph onwards...]

There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced, according to

 
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10th February, 2006 at 01:50:48 -

There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

 
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10th February, 2006 at 01:58:55 -

Phizzy your Evil!!!!

 

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Phizzy your Evil!!!!

 

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There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely

 
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10th February, 2006 at 10:52:17 -

There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for

 
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10th February, 2006 at 11:02:23 -

There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil

 
Phizzy is God. Mod him.

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10th February, 2006 at 14:07:26 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy

 
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10th February, 2006 at 16:25:23 -


There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty

 
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There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal


 
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