There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed phizzy with a chicken!
There once were ytnewt birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Evil Kitty. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy
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Phizzy Says:
IM going to have to Bum you.
Name:
Evil Kitty(Draconianware)
Level:
Standard User
Rating:
09/02/2006
There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced
[the story makes little sense but i found it quite funny from the second paragraph onwards...]
There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles raped his corpse and killed ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced, according to
There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a camel's backside!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for
There once were Three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil
There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy
There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty
There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.
OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Penguin shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.
"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal
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