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14th February, 2006 at 19:02:51 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all

 
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14th February, 2006 at 19:06:02 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC,

 
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"Why do we need this?
Who was it that said,
Great things come to great men
Well that f**ker lied to us
There's nothing here but a wasteland."

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15th February, 2006 at 02:51:48 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a

 
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15th February, 2006 at 14:47:44 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating.

 
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15th February, 2006 at 15:33:13 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato.

 
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15th February, 2006 at 18:02:53 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live

 
Dark One Entertainment

Step Out Of The Light And Enter The Darkness
"Why do we need this?
Who was it that said,
Great things come to great men
Well that f**ker lied to us
There's nothing here but a wasteland."

Joe.H

Evil Faker

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15th February, 2006 at 18:17:41 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests

 
My signature is never too big!!!

shftd



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15th February, 2006 at 18:28:15 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's

 
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15th February, 2006 at 19:32:29 -

There once were eerht birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice.

 
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15th February, 2006 at 20:43:07 -

There once were three birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed candy even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said phizzy, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with phizzy. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed phizzy with a chicken! And kitty rejoiced as Phizzy IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like phizzy. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice.that can fight phizzy


 

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15th February, 2006 at 20:48:20 -

[Skipping Fluffy_Kitten's because he ignored punctuation and posted four words.]

There once were THREE birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian

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15th February, 2006 at 21:30:52 -

There once were THREE birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member


 
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15th February, 2006 at 22:54:41 -

Pretty sure kitty is in love with you Phizzy.

 
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16th February, 2006 at 00:22:59 -

There once were THREE birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared

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16th February, 2006 at 00:37:06 -

There once were THREE birdies feeling jumpy leprechauns up against a dead man's breast. He enjoyed bumsex even while yodelling on a telescope. If anyone needs some lovin' gorilla-style, come over to Walmart and roast prostitutes. Master the environment with nuklear's death celebrations builemia vomit. Wasn't that fun?
Crap on his head because we hate to disappoint everyone with a twenty foot cock. Then, a kitty ate a horse, the sun fell to earth. The earth deploded. Weird little aliens molested my aunt, played with mother, and sent a HUGE bomb to THE PRESDIENT OF iRElaND. In other news, phizzy has a vagina. A game called RandOmness Rpg that was good. Inconceivable! But not as d0pe is very allergic to mentos. What!? Two pounds buys you a shotgun that can fly, which is ossum. Now, eveyrone in Iraq loves phizzy's manrod with my heffalump friend that died, yahoo! Tomorrow we shall eat grasshoppers and dance upon the twine ball whilst jerking my meat vigorously!
Ethiopians are actually GOD'S RANSOM MONEY! God is also known as Gina, sex queen of the Himalayas. Now a flying tissue box killed Phizzy. Then, the necrophiles were astounded by his huge wang ALL chavs then the tissue box became inanimate. Since his maxillomandibular pains were caused by promulgated pompous comprehensibleness, AKA Brian Blessed. What? No? Why? Boobindaughter then enrolled at a pole dancing school while tripping on nutmeg flavoured "balloons" "filled" "with" "oxymorons". The slaughter was so entertaining that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia caused a ladybug to kill a man. The end.

OR WAS IT!?? Jack pondered over the taste of Hair soup while spanking his daughter to death. "She wasnt a hermaphrodite, but nevertheless, she looked like a phizzy's breasts!" cried the King. Who got sniped in the head.
Mr Penis was up and about fucking a vaccume cleaner while rubbing a shark. Evil kitty is a stupid cunt. Mr. Peblo agrees. Peblo fucks chickens. Clever Tyscorp, try not being such a fuck head. Some radioactive time travelling penguins ate live vaginas in West Australianistan. Phizzy shit tastes SO GOOD! Eskimos are only black people with slanty eyes and X-ray vision goggles composed entirely of watermelons and donuts, karibuu penises and graphite. Some people can't count to three words.

"THREE WORDS?!" said Kitty, who was playing with his giraffe, which was playing with Kitty. Long necks get penis cramp. Confucious confirms this. Just kidding, Kitty has no penis. "Surprise!" yelled Hitler as Anne Frank was molested by Goebbels, Hess and Jack Thompson. Suddenly Boy george appeared and sucked off a guys head! His penis' head. Then bill oddy killed evil kitty with a chicken! And phizzy rejoiced as KITTY IS OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.

A similar subject, football is completely WANK and for fuck-tards like Evil Lynn. You know, people who enjoy torturing evil kitty with Skeletor's cock deserve a medal, the iron cross. Meanwhile, David Newton decided to delete every Ex-GameMine member INCLUDING PEBLO LOLZ . By insignifigant eck, said the Yorkshireman. This confused the Muslim flag-burners, who decided that elephants are excellent lovers. "Try them!" said someone. However death made YOUR COMPUTER completely obsolete now. Electric green anal plugs are only sold at Walmart, next to the freshly baked naked Tyscorp's that masturbate to gay pornography starring Phizzy, who ate several severed green frog's bogies. He has a big craving for kinky afros on black men's cocks. Lovely. Womenrarelyhavecocksas I've learned.

In other news, this channel has become the legendary source of all evil on TDC, whilst some clichés give a cat a beating with a potato. We have live cheese cutting contests on my toenail's juicy ham slice. A homophobic christian daily click member decided that elephants weren't doing enough weed these days, and so, several old men stumbled around Berkshire in an attempt to disorient Rik Waller. Then Phart appeared and called DigiDreams

[Finally did too eh Phart?]

Image Edited by the Author.

 
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"Why do we need this?
Who was it that said,
Great things come to great men
Well that f**ker lied to us
There's nothing here but a wasteland."
   

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