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Jeff Pwns II
Author: Bibin Submitted: 8th November, 2008 Favourites:3
Genre: Miscellaneous Downloads: 700
167th Place     (3.7 / 5)

Edited By Bibin on 8/21/2009

update: So apparently some of you can't read. This is a remake of a game called Jeff Pwns, in which you destroy Construct icons as Jeff. That is the only reason it is like this. take some satire, and remove the tube up your ass please.
Updated for an ever-so-slightly increased difficulty curve.

Jeff Pwns II is a remake/sequel to the Tourey round 2 game Jeff Pwns. In this game you play as Jeff Vance and you must shoot the construct and gamemaker icons to save the world. You can get items too by shooting them.

WDA to move, and the mouse is to aim and fire.

Also, alt+enter for fullscreen - it's not fun without it.

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Posted by Phredreeke 10th November, 2008
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LOL this is cool!
Posted by Aptennap 10th November, 2008

HAHA Phizzy!
Posted by AshleysBrain 10th November, 2008
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LOL! This is hilarious!
Posted by Codemonkey 10th November, 2008
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I hope you are being serious, because this really isn't that big of a deal.
Posted by Mr_Tom 10th November, 2008
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im voting this low not cos of any message to do with construct it has but just cos its not very good and i cant believe people are voting for this for GOTW when there are REAL games in it this week... its not funny to rate joke games highly. people put a lot of effort into proper games only to have it overshadowed by a joke like this just cos it was made by someone who has been in the community for longer, or something.

I would say giving this 5 star is far more of a disgrace than giving it 0.
Posted by QuaziGNRLnose 10th November, 2008
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ok now all this downrating is getting me pissed off, i have downloaded the game, and it wasnt the greatest although it was fun, even though i was against what it was about, and i voted it 0 for the same reason as mr.tom, he made a game on an innapropriate subject and everyones supporting him.

voting 0 just like that with out even giving a point is stupid, i didnt vote in an act to be a fanboy, or as a joke, i did to express that this game was needless, and it doesn't deserve the praise its getting, i mean its not in anyway a 5 star game.

stop all this flaming, cause now ppl are dragging on what i started as means of a joke,

and id vote this 3 1/2 (a 4 if theres no hALF) if i knew how to change my vote
Comment edited by QuaziGNRLnose on 11/10/2008
Posted by Eternal Man [EE] 10th November, 2008
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What makes you think that this is a joke game?

It's a submission to a very serious competition you know. I wouldn't rate a joke game 5 stars at all, not even if it was a reeeaaaaaally good joke.

And it's very ok to vote low because you feel that the game isn't good, when it's not ok is when you vote a game 0 just for the hell of it or to piss people off.

But rest assured that this is a proper game.

EDIT: Yeah, that tends to happen, that's why I don't like down-rating at all, cause it always tend to attract jerks who ruin it for everyone. Like you said, your opinion is being made a mockery of, but ironically enough not by those opposed to your opinion like myself or the others that were here before the flaming, just by abusive jerks.
Comment edited by Eternal Man [EE] on 11/10/2008
Posted by Pixelthief 10th November, 2008
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for a joke its alright, but I feel you could have improved it alot, with at least some gameplay variance or content or something.
Posted by OMC 10th November, 2008

I shall refrain from commenting on these comments. >_O Or at least, I shall try VERY VERY VERY VERY hard. >____O

*Takes deep breaths*

Posted by Silveraura 10th November, 2008

Despite the dramatic 5's and 0's, I think the rating system is doing it's job by giving the game an appropriate 3.5.
Posted by AndyUK 10th November, 2008
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Woah i love it!
Awesome chippy music, and the effects that make it go all strange are great.
It's a bit plain looking though (bar the funky explosions) and the gameplay is a bit of a bore after a while.
Posted by Codemonkey 10th November, 2008
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I got 4426!
Posted by Ricky 10th November, 2008
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2698, i'll beat yours soon codemonkey
Posted by Marko 10th November, 2008
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You boys make me look rubbish at this, i got to about 2000ish, can't be sure coz it was crap!
Posted by Cecilectomy 10th November, 2008
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did anyone even notice ashley?

"Rated :*****

LOL! This is hilarious!"

thats being an awful good sport.

Posted by OMC 10th November, 2008

Though I'm not of this opinion, it could be seen as a sly attempt to look like a good sport.

However, I'm absolutely sure it was because Ashley is a nice and sensible person, unlike a lot of people. It is a joke, after all.

Posted by Cecilectomy 10th November, 2008
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ashley is very nice. hes tried so hard to mediate all the nonsensical hatred he can between the two warring sides. i doubt its a "sly attempt" but rather a "hey guys common. its just a game. and it shouldnt bother you. it doesnt bother me."

i just thought it shouldnt go unnoticed to the ones who are in defence of him and his work and are so intensely trying to defend against this game.

and just so everyone is clear the majority of supporters of this game ARENT supporting the idea that all non click software is rubbish. we (at least i) are supporting the awesome portrayal of jeff vance in the f2 laser suit. every company has to fight the competition. THATS ALL THIS IS!
Posted by Cecilectomy 10th November, 2008
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btw. bibin can you make an icon for the game. id like this on my desktop and its uber ugly as a red circle and lightning.
Posted by UrbanMonk 11th November, 2008
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Very cool, I liked the way the construct icons stretched and rotated randomly when they got hit. Simply Awesome
Posted by Marko 11th November, 2008
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That was a particularly nice effect! Loved the multi-colour retro-style explosions when your gun fire hits the scenery too
Posted by Peblo 11th November, 2008

Haha, I love the wars you guys come up with. Though, doesn't it get old?
Posted by AndyUK 11th November, 2008
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I think QuaziGNRLnose is new. Welcome to the internets!
Posted by Bibin 11th November, 2008

We've already resolved it in his game's comment section.

Also guys for my next game please don't start a war k thanks.
Posted by Codemonkey 11th November, 2008
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k welcome.
Posted by Mr_Tom 12th November, 2008
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can some one tell me why they think this is the best game released this week? just out of interest.

Posted by 3kliksphilip 12th November, 2008
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Can you name one other game released which lets you aim with a mouse?

I thought not.
Posted by Bibin 12th November, 2008

Well Mr_Tom, it's addictive. It's a style that you either enjoy playing or can't stand.
Comment edited by Bibin on 11/12/2008
Posted by Mr_Tom 12th November, 2008
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didn't you make it?
Posted by 3kliksphilip 12th November, 2008
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Nice to see a platformer with mouse aim, but it gets so dull. Not only that but it's poking fun at other, better game makers. And people seem to like it for that!
Posted by Marko 12th November, 2008
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I just got 5500, but i forgot to press Prt Sc to take a screenshot of it! D'oh!!
Posted by QuaziGNRLnose 12th November, 2008
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id be giving this a 3.5, because it was quite fun, even with the (to say the least) sketchy subject, i did enjoy the peeeeeee<A HREF="http://wwwwweewwewewe">wwwwweewwewewe</A> gun, and im happy to see that jeff was the one who eventually got pwned. its an alright game, but not deserving of 5 stars or GOTW,

i couldnt get a score higher than 2800 tho, probably cause i could only stand still and shoot with my hand in this damned cast, i could only imagine how many enemies come at higher scores.

lol auto link
Comment edited by QuaziGNRLnose on 11/12/2008
Posted by Marko 12th November, 2008
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Link doesn't work! lol

P.S. i found a way to get points easily, kinda like when you find that guaranteed scoring spot in FIFA
Posted by Eternal Man [EE] 13th November, 2008
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"i couldnt get a score higher than 2800 tho, probably cause i could only stand still and shoot with my hand in this damned cast, i could only imagine how many enemies come at higher scores."

Ha ha!
Yeah, I guess this is one of those games best appreciated with two hands!

Posted by QuaziGNRLnose 13th November, 2008
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A ham expires throughout a soil!

random quote of the day
Posted by Lachie Dazdarian 14th November, 2008
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A rather messy and cheap-looking design, but the engine is cool.
Posted by Blue66 14th November, 2008
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I really don't know what you guys are fighting over. Maybe you should get out and get some fresh air or something.

I think it's a great little game to kill some time. It has fun music, fun gameplay and for a quick round it's really great. I like the power ups, too

Not 5 stars because once you close it, you don't really get the urge to start it again anytime soon.
Posted by alastair john jack 14th November, 2008
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This was decent, definitely well presented and coded well. A good pump of fun, that lasts for a few minutes.
Posted by W3R3W00F 14th November, 2008
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Posted by W3R3W00F 15th November, 2008
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My score was 2553
Posted by Attan 15th November, 2008
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Hahaha! Fun theme, making fun of the concurrence Clickteam is getting now! Good music in the beginning, but the graphics was bad, the effects, where poor, the gameplay was repetative etc. Overall a bad game, but a fun idea!

And this flamewar should stop. Even though i think the construct users are keeping a more mature argumentation, maybee we should stop posting about construct at all. Apparently the word "construct" itself is starting argumentations.
Posted by Chris Vermilya 15th November, 2008
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Was fun for about 4 seconds. idk why so many ppl like this. its basically an epic fail of game making.
Posted by Muz 17th November, 2008
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This game is like William Hung. Quick, addictive, popular, and unpopular. Bibin, I salute you. Someone should make a Construct game where the C logo goes around eating MMF2 and GM icons
Posted by Cecilectomy 17th November, 2008
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haha. hmmmm.
Posted by moren11 4th December, 2008
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so you saying that gamemaker sucks? (my score was 2.4k btw)
Posted by AndyUK 8th June, 2009
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What it does in it's own free time is it's own business.

Ive changed my mind on the rating. Can I change it plz?
Comment edited by AndyUK on 6/8/2009
Posted by Aden 15th August, 2009
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biggest epic fail i ever played the music is very repetetive the sound of the gun soon gets annoying i got 6185 by standing in a corner and you could've come up with better enemies than the constuct icon and the gamemaker icon. graphics are dull, before i went in the corner i was standing on a ledge no wait... i wasnt i was floting next to the ledge all of the sound efects are annoying. the item should be smaller or a harder target. why make fun of other game making software? i bet you some one who knows how to use visual basic or c++ would have a feild day on you, cant realy mock other gamemaking softwares that are capable of doing exactly the same as mmf. oh dear
Posted by Bibin 21st August, 2009

Hey Aden! Guess what! You haven't read anything, have you! This was for a competition. I had to sequelise another game called Jeff Pwns, which is the reason it has MMF2 competitors products as enemies. For reference, I know quite a bit of C/C++ and a bit of Java.

Oh dear indeed.
Posted by Ricky 5th September, 2009
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I'm not sure why I'm here, but Aden, you fail at commenting
Comment edited by Ricky Garces on 9/5/2009
Posted by Codemonkey 7th November, 2009
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Hey tommorrow is Jeff Pwns' 1st birthday! <3
Posted by Aden 28th February, 2010
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hah you fail at life -_-






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