I just got a DC mail (or two, cos the first one needed important additions) from someone you all know as happigamer-billybobjoe198.
I was just wondering if anyone understood this bizarre language and could translate it for me? I ran it through Google, but to no avail.
all you have ever done was make the crappyest game on earth "the hand game" ooooo ahhhh i watch crapyy blood that pastes in to the back round im amazed!!! O wait theres more a crappy glich were if you hit the tabe and the have on the finger to the left if you didnt no that is your pointer finger than you get fast point and look at the mavoulus other games there is at least 20 crappy one level demos there i only have one demo call fondodemo wich i intend to finish and i no that its not fun!!!!!! who wants to play breakout NO ONE and i no that i just wanna get feed back on what i need to improve on just like cox cam he is seeing every thing that is wrong with his games that he made a long time a go to see what he needs to do better with in what i say the best game hes ever started called american ninga all he needs to do is add the ai and its done but hes been trying to find the best way to do ai and still is and when that comes out you will see that thoses are just to see what needs to be done better but nice 3d graphics
Anyone have some kind of clue what it all means? I think it might be in response to the review I gave his brother's Punch It 'game' and the other generally truthful comments I been dropping.
I had to learn a bit of retard to communicate with the local fast food workers, so I took the liberty to translate it for you:
"[AsparagusTrevor,] all you have ever done was make the worst game on earth, “The Hand Game.” This simple game in which I view poorly rendered blood that pastes into the background does not amuse me. One glitch I found was when hitting the table to the left of the pointer finger, it cuts it.
Don’t try to defend yourself by pointing out how many other games you have made, you must have at least twenty poorly made one level demos. I only have one demo called “Fondo,” which I intend to finish and I know that it is not fun.
No one wants to play “Breakout,” I just want to get feedback on what I need to improve on, just like Cox Cam. He sees what he did wrong with his old games and will do better in the future. In my opinion the best game he has worked on so far would have to be “American Ninja.” All he has to do is add the artificial intelligence and it will be complete. He is still trying to find the best way to do it now, and when it comes out you will see that it still can be improved upon."
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Their IPs aren't dynamic. The trouble is, if we ban both these guys, we'd be banning Chris Cox (Amnesiasoft) as well, and that wouldn't be fair on him. But trust me, I really REALLY want to get rid of these guys.
Whoa, that's a quite DUMB message (from happigamer-billybobjoe198). I 'converted' it (although it is VERY confusing), so here it goes in (my) English:
All you have ever done is create the crappiest game on Earth: "the hand game" 'ooooo!' 'aaaah!' I watch crappy blood flooding to the backround, I'm amazed!!! Oh, wait... there's one more crappy glich: if you hit the table and you have the knife on the finger at left, and if you didnt know that is your pointer finger then you get fastly point. And look at the other marvelous games. There is at least 20 crappy one level demos there I only have one demo call fondodemo which I intended to finish and I know that it's not fun! Who wants to play breakout? NO ONE! And I know that I just want to get feedback on what I need to improve on just like 'cox cam' (wtf? who is he...?) who is seeing everything that is wrong with his games that he made a long time ago to see what he needs to do better with in what I say about the best game he has ever started called American ninja. Everything he needs is to add the AI and it's done, but he has been trying to find the best way to do AI, and he still is trying to. And when it comes out (with AI) you will see that those are just about to see what needs to be done better... But nice 3d graphics
ok this was confusing to translate... hope this wasn't useless
Edited by the Author.
Beware, be alert, prepare to defend yourself, or just run for your lives(!), because
JarmoNator has entered the building... (see avatar)
that dark human beast is almost unstoppable, invincible and totally gone CRAZY!
Couldn't you block them from joining by placing a file on his/her compute? I think that The Daily Click already does something like this (which would expalin the tdc.ocx files that I've found on my computers).
EDIT: I'm not sure if that would work. I don't know too much on banning code.
And a translation to American English would be as follows.
All you have ever done was make a decent game called "the hand game". Ooooo ahhhh i watch blood that pastes in to the back round. Im amazed after i smash the drunk idiots hand. O wait theres a glich were if you hit the table and the pionter finger at the same time, than you get a piont and get to start at one again. Look at the perfect other games there is at least 20 unfun games with one level demos! I only have one demo call fondodemo wich i intend to finish. And i no that its not fun and the graphics suck,and it's because i put it together at the last second. No one wants to play breakout and I know that. I just want to get feed back on what i need to improve on. Just like cox cam now known as 'Dountoundragon'. He is seeing every thing that is wrong with his games such as 'Peong''peong 2' and 'Gangsta'. Those games he made a long time a go to see what he needs to do better with his games now. Also in what i say the best game hes ever started called 'american ninga' all he needs to do is add the artifisial inteligance and its done but hes been trying to find the best way to do artifisial inteligence for the best game play possible. When it comes out you will see that those are just to see what needs to be done better in his games. But on the good side of every thing i like your threedementional graphics ie(the picture of you;the guiness avitar;and the hand in 'the hand game)
And the reason for all the skipping in the word phrses is because my keyboards batterys were low but the gammer was my falt. And i am only 12 so dont be so mean about my crappy games. Ok?
Edit: O ya you did pretty good converting from alean to english the other two who translated it
Edited by the Author.
21st September, 2004 at 19:32:40 -
its partilly it but its also the fact that i dont care about my grammer in the real world only in school and i no ur email chikin...
i dont care what i type like so i will never care thats y people made somtin called uhhh i donno SPELLCHEAK! So screw you! and you cant speak spanish you poser if you could acctually speak spanish you would relize that sentence makes no sence!
Every time AsparagusTrevor posts, his name, correctly spelt, is beside his post.
You were even replying to one of his posts. And you spelt "Asparagus" wrong. It is rather impressive that you failed to copy something down that was repeated many times in front of you.
Oh God, this just keeps going on and on. Every time someone says something bad about happigamer-billybobjoe198, or he posts something stupid, a whole war starts. (Not that I mind really, I totally laugh my ass off.)
How come nobody just ignores happigamer-billybobjoe198? Face it, every reply from happigamer-billybobjoe198 just gets dumber and dumber. Even his corrections are incomprehenseble...
Uh yeah, that's about it. Back to the laughing..""asparigus hater" -BWAHAAHAHAHA what a dumbass!!
HAHAHAHA! It's been a long time since TDC has had such a fag like this. I just find it so cool to see extreme n00bs (see: happigamer-billybobjoe198 ) have a go at the internet. Look at his email address in his profile, enough said. I'm actually glad that he cannot get banned, since the fun would be over, taking the piss out of poor, uneducated souls, is what I live for on the Daily Click.
Yet if you do want to reform yourself, or should I say, grow up, then take a couple years off the internet, take some spelling/grammar lessons. Ask your brothers for guidance. Actually look at the keyboard when typing, because in your case it seems you're staring at the screen just hoping you've pressed the right key, you don't even check it. Once you have the capability to realise internet is one word, come back to the Daily Click, and then hopefully, you won't goto sleep every night anymore wondering why everyone here hates you.