I just got a DC mail (or two, cos the first one needed important additions) from someone you all know as happigamer-billybobjoe198.
I was just wondering if anyone understood this bizarre language and could translate it for me? I ran it through Google, but to no avail.
all you have ever done was make the crappyest game on earth "the hand game" ooooo ahhhh i watch crapyy blood that pastes in to the back round im amazed!!! O wait theres more a crappy glich were if you hit the tabe and the have on the finger to the left if you didnt no that is your pointer finger than you get fast point and look at the mavoulus other games there is at least 20 crappy one level demos there i only have one demo call fondodemo wich i intend to finish and i no that its not fun!!!!!! who wants to play breakout NO ONE and i no that i just wanna get feed back on what i need to improve on just like cox cam he is seeing every thing that is wrong with his games that he made a long time a go to see what he needs to do better with in what i say the best game hes ever started called american ninga all he needs to do is add the ai and its done but hes been trying to find the best way to do ai and still is and when that comes out you will see that thoses are just to see what needs to be done better but nice 3d graphics
Anyone have some kind of clue what it all means? I think it might be in response to the review I gave his brother's Punch It 'game' and the other generally truthful comments I been dropping.
I had to learn a bit of retard to communicate with the local fast food workers, so I took the liberty to translate it for you:
"[AsparagusTrevor,] all you have ever done was make the worst game on earth, “The Hand Game.” This simple game in which I view poorly rendered blood that pastes into the background does not amuse me. One glitch I found was when hitting the table to the left of the pointer finger, it cuts it.
Don’t try to defend yourself by pointing out how many other games you have made, you must have at least twenty poorly made one level demos. I only have one demo called “Fondo,” which I intend to finish and I know that it is not fun.
No one wants to play “Breakout,” I just want to get feedback on what I need to improve on, just like Cox Cam. He sees what he did wrong with his old games and will do better in the future. In my opinion the best game he has worked on so far would have to be “American Ninja.” All he has to do is add the artificial intelligence and it will be complete. He is still trying to find the best way to do it now, and when it comes out you will see that it still can be improved upon."
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Their IPs aren't dynamic. The trouble is, if we ban both these guys, we'd be banning Chris Cox (Amnesiasoft) as well, and that wouldn't be fair on him. But trust me, I really REALLY want to get rid of these guys.