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Jim Joe Johnson



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24th June, 2004 at 20:19:23 -

Hi. I have been interested in Out-of-Body-Experiences (OBEs) or Astral Projection (they both mean the same thing) for some time. This is when your astral body leaves your body and u can fly around and stuff. I've tried very many times, with everything from online step-by-step guides to wierd recorded noises that give u weird brainwave patterns. But for the life of me I just cant do it! It's become an obsession! What I really want is tips from someone whom has actually had an out-of-body experience. I can't rest until I have astral projected! Someone please give some advice.

 
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Kirby Smith

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24th June, 2004 at 20:53:12 -

Acid generally helps.

 
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Nobuyuki

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24th June, 2004 at 21:12:29 -

Two words: Peyote

 
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24th June, 2004 at 22:06:19 -

I wouldn't think that eating peyote is worth the trip. You know, what with all the vomiting and stuff.



 
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24th June, 2004 at 23:04:25 -

dude im not gonna use peyote. I mean techniques like relaxing

 
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25th June, 2004 at 00:19:22 -

Let it be you inspiration for many a game, song, and possibly painting.

I mean isn't that how most artists get their inspiration!?

 
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25th June, 2004 at 00:33:44 -

Try chopping your own hands off. I'm serious, it works.
I...uh..."tryed" it.

 
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25th June, 2004 at 02:38:30 -

Jim Joe Johnson is oemone else in disguise.

 
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Tigerworks

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25th June, 2004 at 03:10:54 -

Nearly dieing is a good way, apparently.
Some scientists say out of body experiences are caused by too much oxygen being sent to the brain as a last ditch survival mechanism when you're about to die. This makes you feel all high and have an out of body experience, apparently.

 
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25th June, 2004 at 04:08:40 -

Hey, maybe I'll try that! they sell PURE oxygen online. It supposedly gets you high. The oxygen we breathe is not pure. Dry air contains 79.02-percent nitrogen, 20.95-percent oxygen, 0.03-percent carbon dioxide and included in the nitrogen are small amount of rare gases–argon, neon, helium, krypton, hydrogen, xenon, and radon–that apparently have no physiological significance on use mere mortals.

Pure oxygen actually is bad for you.

 
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25th June, 2004 at 06:12:51 -

try honey slides

 
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25th June, 2004 at 09:41:03 -

You could try finding a sheep zodiac talisman. It'll probably be really overpriced because of its magic abilities, and even if you do buy one, they'll just pull out a fake one from behind the counter.

 
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Jim Joe Johnson



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25th June, 2004 at 10:03:25 -

Comeon dudes im fucking serious.

 
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25th June, 2004 at 11:31:26 -

Or stab yourself, but not quite enough to die.

 
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25th June, 2004 at 11:57:38 -

"some scientists" like to spoil all the fun by solving all the mysteries

 
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25th June, 2004 at 11:59:14 -

Yeah, I hate that too. But don't forget Poirot. And Tintin.

 
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25th June, 2004 at 12:02:49 -

Astral projection wouldn't be the specialty of most people here. I'd seriously ask for help on another message board more relevant to phenomena such as this.

The most a klikker could help you on this subject is to make a game where you can either go around in body form or in astral form.

 
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ChrisB

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25th June, 2004 at 12:58:55 -

I don't know, some people have got MBEs for doing just that

 
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Shen

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25th June, 2004 at 14:08:28 -

Peyote is one word

 
gone fishin'

JP



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25th June, 2004 at 16:14:26 -

If you had ever tried it, you would know why it is two.



You would also know what colors taste like, because your senses overlap.

 
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

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25th June, 2004 at 18:35:29 -

It did strike me as a rather odd topic to have on the board - this might help, though: http://www.astralvoyage.com

 
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25th June, 2004 at 21:33:25 -

this is hilarious

 
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27th June, 2004 at 11:36:46 -

Hmmmmmmm... some things aren't meant to be messed with and astral projection isn't for people who seem to have no clue about what they are doing. IF you want to go into it in more detail you can always speak to me on MSN (teknogames@msn.com) even though the existance of astral projection is a topic that can easily be debated as demonstrated by the rest of your pals on this page

 
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