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Echisketch(PS)



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24th May, 2004 at 11:25:24 -

AHEM this is the review forum, so I shall....


REVIEW CHRIS BRANCH. THE FISH STAR MONKEY THING.

Name: Chris branch
Age: 15

Likes: Super "ACTUAL" C++ scripting.
Showing off crazy avatars.

Dislikes: Stuff

Picture:

N/A, we might not want to see it anyway.
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Contribution: Chris branch, the extension maker, the ball bloke creator, and an overall.... Wierd person has contributed many things most clickers cannot do, decent extensions, and alot of helpful tutorials on his website. He has also made a couple of geometric shape inspired games, and simple puzzle products. Simple, yet well coded. CB/FM is a growing, quiet creator in the community scene. 8/10

Personality: Although immature at times, like most tdcers, he still manages to not become a newbish annoyance and stays away from growing flame wars. Seemingly, by his obsession with starfishes he has been thought to be a run-away mental institute patient, but apparently he is so much more. He can actually be funny, oddly..
8/10

Potential: While CB is a quiet person, but with a strong ability for creation, and ideas. He has much potential in the world of socially-deprative humans who lurk online communites, whom we call "Geeks". His games, though very idea lacking are well coded and aren't of the newbish caliber, his extension making abilities astound me, as I am too lazy to do what he has accomplished, overall CB/FM has much potential for his future days of creation, as he already has a high level of skill.
9/10

Overall: Although I don't exactly know him fully, he apparently is not as retarded as his IRC comments portray him as. Overall, he should be a higher level being, while he choses to stick to the shadows and not make a sound... Which is annoying to say the least, especially when you want someone not-so ghey to be in IRC. 9/10

Pros: Somewhat funny.
He makes worthwhile extensions.
Good game developer.

Cons: Doesn't use full skill in creation.
Quiet at worst times.
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That is all, now REVIEW!

 
"Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little."
Quote Jonathon Smeby.

Retired Kliker Lazarus

The Ed Wood JR of TDC

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  18/07/2003
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24th May, 2004 at 12:51:18 -

This is quite intresting to watch.
Its also rather creepy. How the heck did you guys get a hold on clicker's photos? Is there some sort of Click Mafia? I must know!

Well, anyway, I'll just kick back and watch.

 
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.

The Chris Street

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Unspeakably Lazy Admin

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Game of the Week WinnerClickzine StaffAcoders MemberKlikCast StarVIP MemberPicture Me This Round 35 Winner!Second GOTW AwardYou've Been Circy'd!Picture Me This Round 38 Winner!GOTM December Third Place!!
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24th May, 2004 at 13:50:33 -

lol at Broomie

Nice to see you think I'm a big strapping 9 And cocky, y'say? HOW DARE YE!

That first photo btw WAS for my bus pass, when I was about 16

 
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Stephen [NeonairGames]

Crazy?

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  24/07/2002
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24th May, 2004 at 13:50:36 -

Might as well make a review while I'm on this thread.

Jonathan Smeby:

-likes: making games including himself, posting digital art of aliens and shapeless forms.
-dislikes: anyone who tries to be just like him in every way possible
-contribution: Makes a lot more funny Flash movies and comics. He started a project called "Jonny Comics:Mind Menace" which everyone still wonders when it'll be finished. Started a long-lasting walking avatar craze by posting a preview for his new project, "Jonny RPG", with sprites of real people in it.
-personality: Random, funny.

pros:
-funny random sense of humor
-makes great Flash movies and comics
cons:
-it is questionable when he will finish his games.
-sometimes full of himself


Pete Nattress

-likes: Nazi poodles
-dislikes: flame wars, Americans
-contribution: an admin at TDC who caries around a whip to use on troublemakers. He finally changed his avatar. He's very good at locking flame wars.
-personality: poodles and lots of gore rule! I am not a mattress!

pros:
-kicks the bad people out of TDC
-nice to non-troublemakers
cons:
-hasn't made many games/apps.

 
http://www.neonairgames.net

Echisketch(PS)



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24th May, 2004 at 13:58:29 -

Id review ashman, but all his mullet pics are gone .

 
"Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little."
Quote Jonathon Smeby.

Pete Nattress

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  23/09/2002
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24th May, 2004 at 14:46:30 -

Wong Chung Bang

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Real Name: David Newton
Age: 18
Likes: German Rock, Writing Stuff, Composing Stuff, Retro Games (from Apogee)
Dislikes: Text message language

Wong is the DC admin who's always here but no-one seems to notice. He keeps himself to himself a fair amount, and perhaps this is testified by the fact that during his long stint as an admin he's only ever made 7 news posts. He can usually be found wondering the new games in the wee small hours, and writing sometimes stupidly long but very comprehensive and useful reviews for them. He takes his position seriously and is always there to cast an impartial but firm eye over proceedings on the boards. Another klicker too obsessed with other things to actually bother making any decent games, Wong's abilities lie in a musical arena, and at the slightest cue he leaps into action to provide a link to his modest collection of music - that's http://www.modarchive.com/artists/wong_chung_bang/ if you didn't know. Born in England but raised in Scotland, Wong is a bonnie edition to the DC administrative team.

Pros:
-Impartial, fair, sensible
-Decent musician
-Always here

Cons:
I can't fault this fella.

9/10.

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Pete Nattress

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24th May, 2004 at 15:03:34 -

JD / Dutstin. G

Real name: Dustin Gunn
Age: 17? one dreads to think
Likes: Mindless bigotry, intolerance
Dislikes: Reasoned thought

JD started off as a good boy on DC but soon went downhill, presumably dragged by his inflated ego. He has made unsubstantiated claims regarding certain members of this site's administration, claims in fact that lead to his eventual departure some time ago. Although he stated then that he didn't care about his banning, he's now returned, sort of begging the question "why?", but still.

JD doesn't seem to like many people - see his above post - evidently, he believes that this dislike of anyone other than himself means that he can make as many undesirable comments as he pleases. Particular quirks that seem to emerge are the branding of Muz as a terrorist as he lives in the middle east, and of Shadowcaster as an idiot just because JD broke the rules.

As a clicker, JD is fair, and I must say that I did find Mayhem quite enjoyable. He also makes Evil Dead games - why? He frequents Klik Me as well, where he is the most active member, and is allowed to hurl explitives at anyone he chooses. Additionally, he has a good taste in cinema, and his opinions can sometimes be valid if you're willing to wade through all the petty insults in order to decipher them.

Pros:
-CAN be reasonably intelligent
-Good at clicking

Cons:
-CAN be extremely bigotted
-Doesn't like anyone
-Will probably not like this review and make it very clear, or chose to ignore it (I'm guessing the former)

I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley. 4/10.

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The Chris Street

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24th May, 2004 at 15:44:17 -

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Name: Jonathan Pittock (Skn3)
Age: In twenties
Likes: Beards, Osama Bin Laden, Coding, Skunk
Dislikes: Anything that involves hard work, toilets

Contribution: Jon has done quite a lot for this community, and is talented with both Blitz and Clickteam products. Also artistically talented.

Personality: Somewhat psychotic. His love of Osama Bin Laden has led me, and others to believe that he's a bit left of centre. However, he's, overall, a good dude, but he deleted my wonderful toilet at the Oekaeki board at Acoders for reasons known to him (probably wants to flush his pot-filled memories down the pan)

Potential: When he can be arsed, he has loads of it, and can set a target with the full intention of achieving it. This can be noted by the fact it took about eight months for the current AC site to be designed. There's commitment for you.

Overall: A good person to know, yet strangely he's not actually that well known, or mentioned at TDC.

Pros: Talented at almost everything, a nice guy, FORMER smack-head

Cons: His impersonation of Osama Bin Laden genuinely worries me, and his other mentally disturbed photos are also quite distressing, hates toilets

 
n/a

Mephistex



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24th May, 2004 at 17:58:09 -

Well, somebody had to do this one, and since I have nothing to lose it might as well be me:

Shadowcaster

Real Name: Michael Hadzic (with added wiggly bits)
Age: Old
Likes: Star Trek, Absolute Power
Dislikes: Anybody who dares disagree with him in any way, shape of form.

Contribution: None.
Personality: None.
Potential: None.

Overall: I think that pretty much covers it.

 
www.paul-jeffries.com

Crystal Clear (H.E.S)

Possibly Insane

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  06/10/2002
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25th May, 2004 at 04:23:12 -

Reeeemmmmiiiixxxxxxx
*yo Dj spin dat shit*
Eveybody stop! while i tie up my shoe laces, when i was a boy i had to get Braces!

 
HES homepage:
http://www.distinctiv-efair.com/heretic/studios
Crystal Clear Productions: http://www.distinctiv-efair.com/heretic/crystalclear

Muz



Registered
  14/02/2002
Points
  6499

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26th May, 2004 at 01:37:17 -

Wow, amazing how much people can figure out about someone they've never even seen. I'm suprised only one person even mentioned Ashman, with all his fame, quirks, and photos, so I'll do a review on him.

Ashman

Name: Ashley G. Linahan
Age: Approx 16-18
Likes: Crude jokes, 24, Yeah Guys, hitting on the ladies (and some guys)
Dislikes: Jon Chambers
Picture: http://www.cellosoft.com/nash/garbage/photos/ashman01.jpg

Contribution: Ashman is an intelligent person who has done much in the world of Click. Not only has he released several games, he was also the DC joker, a DC admin, and a wreaker of havoc throughout The Daily Click. Although many of his actions were noticed, few bring significant impact towards the future of the Click Community. 6/10

Potential: Ashley is skilled, charismatic, intelligent, and funny. Although he has a perverted sense of humor, many find him amusing. He has made many enemies, but even more friends. Thus, not only does he have the potential to be a great clicker, he would even have the potential to be an American governor, if not President (if he was an American citizen). If not, he would potentially be useful as one of those guys used as a prize on a reality dating show. 10/10

Personality: He's hardly ever serious and often amusing. It's that very being that causes so many to love him and hate him. For that, I give his personality a 5/10


Pros:
- Amusing
- Crude humor
- Helpful and skilled with Click products
- Lacks the shyness many clickers have
- Fairly good looking
- One of few people brave enough to make fun of all the (ex-)DC admins
- One of the few guys who has the decency to wear a bra (examine picture included carefully)

Cons:
- Gets into really big multi-forum fights with Jon Chambers
- Crude humor
- Made some guy's nephew go around saying "I like it on all fours"
- Hasn't changed his avatar in a while


Ashman is not only a TDC superhero, but he is also a TDC supervillain as well. For that, I give him a 9/10.

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Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.

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Knudde (Shab)

Administrator
Crazy?

Registered
  31/01/2003
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Has Donated, Thank You!Clickzine StaffKlikCast StarVIP MemberGhostbuster!Dos Rules!I donated an open source project
26th May, 2004 at 13:01:22 -

Child Predator? riiiight.

 
Craps, I'm an old man!

Simen



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  04/03/2003
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  448
26th May, 2004 at 15:18:59 -

I don't really know any of you guys that well, I'll review myself. Yay!

Simen

Name: Simen.
Age: 14
Likes: Violence, odd humor, physics in games, penguins, por... uhm, biscuits.
Dislikes: Pokemon, Nintendo-haters, school,
Pic: Hell no.

Contribution: Not much, really (Mostly because his games suck ASS). Just pops up and make a stupid comment now and then. 3/10

Potential: He isn't much of an artist (but he drew a kinda cool cheese ), but he could probably make some average click-games if he wasn't so darn lazy.
4/10

Personality: he has an odd sense of humor, and is never, ever, to be taken seriously. He often tries to make funny comments, but fails miserably.
2/10

Pros:
-Uhm...

Cons:
-Makes stupid comments
-Not funny
-SUCKS at drawing
-And he sucks at making games, too.

Overall:
Simen is a quite annoying person, and kinda sucks. I believe he deserves a big, fat
-F.
3/10

Yay! I'm lame! Ok. I'm gonna go now.

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The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.

Gir, do dat funky dance!

RapidFlash

Savior of the Universe

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26th May, 2004 at 23:44:31 -

Doesn't Muz live in Malayasia (in other words, not in the Middle East)? Anyway, this seems like an interesting topic... unfortunately, I don't have any good reviews at the moment. And by the way, Gilgamesh = King who had an epic written about him (Epic of Gilgamesh) in ancient Mesopotemia. He was a very cruel ruler as well.

 
http://www.klik-me.com

Ashman

Possibly Insane

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  12/06/2002
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27th May, 2004 at 06:56:05 -

LOL Thanks Muz, I appreciate it.

I almost feel inclined to stick around a bit more.

Btw, I hate that photo, it was my 'potato head' stage a couple of years back. Now I'm going through my gay-looking stage.

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v64/Ashman/ash.jpg

With a gay smile! Cheers!

PS : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I forgot about that guys nephew! HAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious. Oh I miss my trouble making days.

PPS : He mentioned my precious '24'... *sigh* he DOES know me.

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Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden
   

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