Dave C somehow got me into WWE again. That's how much I love him...... and that is the bottom line, because I said so.
Fuck it I'll give it a go. Bored these days.
Real Name: Chris Street
Likes: Ruby Wax, Townies, Prostitutes, making raps with no rhythm.
Hates: Chocolate and taking rEtardEd pictures!
Yes I want to punch him too...
The Circy Story
Circy is well known around the community, from his debut with Team Ultimate X, to his general everyday retardism. Ever since he was a wee lad he wanted to make games. He'd be quite the loser by getting paper and pens and making his own levels, clever I guess, but really sad. Upon recieving his first Klik n Play disc, he decided to make it big by making crap games. Eventually, he found the klik community, where he was dubbed the biggest n00b ever, with his overall "MY GAMEZ RULES!" attitude and his really bad name. Years went by, Circy then became the Daily Click administrator, produced many fun and addictive games, some of them anyway, which even got into magazines, and is famous for his witty charisma and gayish mugshots. Or should that be infamous.
Circy, himself and Mr Stumps Dentures
He certainly pissed off a few with his really... really overhyped platform adventure, Mr Stumps Dentures. Preview after preview, screenshot after screenshot, people were actually thinking Poo Yong Mcplop (Circy) was really going to do it this time. Make one of the best games in the click community, unfortunatly it became quite a flop to a few, great to others, but the majority thought it was... a flop. I was lucky enough to BETA it, and I thought it was pretty good. We are very much anticipating his next project, MSD2, the not very long awaited sequal to the first one. Will he pull it off next time? Or will it just be extra shit down the bog? Only time will tell.
Why do you pull those gay faces Circy?
Ah yes, we can't review Circy without mentioning (and showing) his collection of fugshots, along with captions alongside them. I would say witty, but you might not like my humour, thus hating me for lying that the captions were going to be witty, but of course they weren't. Yeah.
He looks tough here, a nice tough man, I don't know how this ended up on the internet, this must be the photo he used for his Passport or Buspass or some sort of card with a picture on it.
Now this one pisses me off the most, just look at him. He's drinking a beverage which appears to be Coke, or Dr Pepper, yet he's pulling an annoying face to extend the humiliation. I mean, nothing wrong with that, drinking coke and pulling a face, but this is Circy.
Errr... no comment.
I'll stop there with the pictures as you 56ker's are probably still waiting for the avatars to load on this thread. Shall we move onto the pros and cons? Yes I think we should.
- It's Circy, this would count as a pro.
- Someone to take the piss out of.
- Very nice person, I speak to him and he's very friendly.
- His mugshots make me laugh.
- British, though I don't like England at the moment due to our Government.
- Yet it's Circy, so count this as a con
- Annoying, not annoying as before though
- Overhypes games which do quite poor.
- Occasionally locks thread that don't even get out of hand.
- His mugshots make me cringe.
- Is geting rather cocky nower days. Maybe it's the power he has.
Although he is a DC Admin, I'd probably count this as a con, but I don't think he does a bad job so we'll just keep this neutral.
Overall, I conclude that Circy, is an asset to this community, and we must have someone like him. Therefore, I'll give him a nice strapping 9.
You gotta luv 'im! Yet you gotta hate him.
I was going to review Hiredgun but I don't know him well enough, and he probably wouldn't take it too kindly either. Bye.
Now entering the courtroom, Case #25467, The charge, Public lewdness.
Judge: How does the defendant plead?
Judge: Council, what is your defendant doing?
Lawyer: Pleading insanity? Maybe?
Judge: He's got it then; You, Mr. Street, are hereby sentanced to live out the rest of your days in the asylum. And how does that suit you?
Name: Pete "I'm Keane (or should that be I'm keen)" Nattress
Age: Around 17
Likes: Pete Nattress, Poodles
Dislikes: Terry Wogan, Fat people
Although Pete's site has had many visitors and has lots of games, Pete's contribution to the click community is negligible. His creations mainly consist of craply-drawn French dogs and farmers - although, surprisingly for Pete, never in the same game. His main project which he's working on now is one called Poodles 4, which is break in genre from such games as Poodles 1 and Poodles 3.
One of his stronger points. Natty is a wideboy compared to most people in the click community. He swears, uses perfect grammar (did I just contradict myself then?) and has a hammer and sickle on his avatar. He seems like the kind of guy who would have a life (whatever one of those is). Despite this, he has somehow become an admin here at the Daily Click and has become one of the community better known celebrities.
- not afraid to offend people.
- pretty funny.
- firm but fair
- shite at clicking.
- pretends to be communist.
Overall, Pete is the soft, white underbelly of the click community. He shies away from the "Look at how homosexual I am" method of doing things, and instead chooses the "Look at how much I hate people who say "Look at how homosexual I am"" method. Good choice.
Pete's the one in the glasses in case you didn't know.
Real name: Paul Masterson
Age: Too old to be on this site, really - 21
Likes: Anime, Comedy, "Females", Randomness
Dislikes: Stupidity, John Elway(?)
Pictured above, the face on the right belonging to a "female" with whom Shab claims to have been recently indulging in several amusing activities. Including photography.
Shab's a happy chappy, always willing to DC mail me and clutter up my inbox with various random comments, the bulk of which are just two worded salutations. Like the image suggests, Shab is a blurry and oft-stoned character, rarely if ever making any sense. He holds down a job in American supermarket chain 7/11 and moonlights as a receptionist on Sundays (and refutes mocking claims that it's a woman's job). He cites his reason for this second job as being the fact that he has unlimited access to a T3 connection, with which he can download much "anime".
As a game creator, Shab is yet to shine. I have beta tested his game "Noir" and it was definetly promising, but the only full game he has completed is the dubiously titled "Hot Roddin' Santa" which plays as badly as it's named. He plans to quit his pants jobs and go to Digipen University, apparantly a forerunning college for computer games, but let's be hoping that his resumé is fuller and somewhat more substantial. Anyway, "Noir" certainly has potential, and another of his projects, entitled EDF, looks to be of equal calibre.
Now for a bit of: Shab, the Man. Born in Rhode Island, USA, he now lives in a rather grotty sounding part of Colorado, where he is in frequent scrapes with the law enforcement authorities regarding either his attempts to project anime onto neighbour's walls or his sooped-up Mazda. I don't care for cars, unlike him, so I won't bore you with the letters and numbers in the name of it.
-Doesn't smell too bad
-Looks reasonably attractive (or... so my mum says...)
-Has plenty of spare time to waste here
-Obsessed with anime
In conclusion, Shab is a thankfully mature member of this site, always obliged to lend a hand, or run shitty competitions or whatever, and general all-round good egg.
Contribution: Although sam has never actually made something click related, the succesful insults, and community-wide shock is something that he adds to the groups very well. 6/10
Personality: Many would find Sam as a stupider version of ashman, as I do, but with more feeling of what is wrong, and how to do it. He's an enjoyable fellow to have around, but when circy or the like have arrived, expect many "things" going on that would be quite hilarious. 8/10
Potential: With his laugh enducing cartoons on his geocities webspace:
" http://www.geocities.com/nz_samwise "
It would be of no surprise to see a great amount of talent from this young new zealander. Also, a better substitute whilst ashman is in the mental hospital/ outhouse, screaming for TP. 9/10
Overall: Until sam is unbanned, and becomes more aquanted with TDC, sam will be a moreso a private friend. I look forward to TDC falling under and at the last moment, samwise being unbanned and ready to stomp on the fallen buildings. 8+1/2 /10
Sometimes the stupidity outweighs the humurous factor of him.
Questionable attitude towards sex.
Now do someone else that is annoying.
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"Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little."
Quote Jonathon Smeby.