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Cybermaze



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23rd January, 2004 at 17:56:56 -

Well ... because hes really a very old record that is broken ... end of story.

Actually hes so predictable its boring ... turn over Ashman! We want side B!

 
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Daniel[Crazy_Productions]

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23rd January, 2004 at 17:59:22 -

he is predictable because he has already done everything hilarious so its very hard for him to be original

 
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23rd January, 2004 at 18:06:19 -

*moons Cybermaze*

Didn't see THAT one coming did you, punk ass.

PS : Yeah, I need some new material. I got teams working on it, don't fret.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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23rd January, 2004 at 19:08:05 -

You need some Jewish writers, dude.

(It's a Family Guy referance, don't ban me.)

 
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23rd January, 2004 at 20:24:20 -

As long as the record is still funny -- and it is -- I say keep it spinning.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 00:10:54 -

Well his posts do often turn into things about cock, balls,you know guy stuff.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 04:18:39 -

If someone talks about something very often, she/he just want to have it.

I hope side B is negative to this one you actually present.

 
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Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 04:32:42 -

It's not my fault my genitals were burnt off in that freak waffle maker accident.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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24th January, 2004 at 04:50:56 -

Bet you didn't know he was going to say that!

 

Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 04:51:48 -

I'm pretty sure they knew what the theme was gonna be.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Pete Nattress

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24th January, 2004 at 09:02:22 -

when you've heard one "genitals being burnt off in a waffle maker" joke, you've heard them all.

 
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Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 09:09:48 -

Just picture it...

"Hey, you want one waffle or tw... *sizzle* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"


 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Pete Nattress

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24th January, 2004 at 09:53:32 -

lol, deary me.

"can i have syrup with that? or is that syrup there anyway? *sniffs* oh..."

ps i've added "ashmaned" to urbandictionary.com. the world deserves to know.

 
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Joe.H

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24th January, 2004 at 10:01:23 -

Next thing he'll be taking a picture of his sizzled testicles

 
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24th January, 2004 at 10:03:23 -

don't encourage him.

 
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Joe.H

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24th January, 2004 at 10:08:44 -

lol, sorry , what i meant to say was, next thing he'll jump off a cliff to certain deathage

 
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24th January, 2004 at 11:12:50 -

lol

 
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Cybermaze



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24th January, 2004 at 15:16:41 -

Buster not knowing Ashmans excact words does not mean I cannot predict what Ashman is going to say. He will always tell something stupid, boring or otherwise unusefull ...

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:22:12 -

Joe, you got your signature all wrong, first it's masturbation, and secondly, Woody Allen made that quote up, geez get your facts right.

And everyone stop putting down Ashman, he makes me laugh when he mentions his genitalia in civilised conversations about klikking.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:30:09 -

i just copied n pasted what pete put, so dont blame me for spelling errors

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:37:50 -

That's okay Joe. As long as you know I respect you and all.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:56:00 -

lol, he passes the buck.

the first quote is original though.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:58:57 -

God, I finally find someone who appriceates Family Guy! Go Asparagus Trevor!

 
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Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 19:20:44 -

I say something useful when someone is not too much of a twat to deserve help.

So, Joe, if that is your real name (Gee, I've never said THAT before), suck lemons!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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24th January, 2004 at 23:07:52 -

You know, I always knew Ashman had Evil Waffle Makers
in his past. It fits. A lack of genitals also fits.

 
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25th January, 2004 at 05:10:03 -

Ashman is cool.
Family guy is cool.
"Anyone who wouldn't fake their son's death to put the Gumble to Gumble show back on the air is a racist, there I said it."

 
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27th January, 2004 at 04:26:41 -

I challenge Ashman to label his side B "The month Ashman was nice to everyone"... I don't care about how you are now, I just thought it'd be a challenge for him, and challenges are always nice..

 
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Jon Chambers



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27th January, 2004 at 05:26:39 -

Well, you know how it is, Ashley has been spending years being an asshole. He's mass produced it. You see, regular ass holes spend time thinking about how to be an asshole per post. However, each day only contains 24 hours, which means that Ashman has to work out a system. Like all systems, it is formulaic, predictable, and the only unpredictability is a deliberately random event. I'm sure if I had a couple of days free, I'd be able to make an Ashman Responce Generator on TGF.

 
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Ashman

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27th January, 2004 at 05:35:12 -

I think I can sum up Chambers' post with three simple words...

"I'm a geek"

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Jon Chambers



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27th January, 2004 at 05:44:43 -

Look at that! That's not even related to anything I said! It's just a standard insult with "Jon Chambers" inserted into the "Insert name here" object, which was simply cut and pasted from the post directly above. I reakon if I have a serious of generic insults, each with a couple of key words. I'll search the post above for keywords stored in the programs keyword dictionary, and use them to search through my generic insults. The insult which scores the highest gets posted under who ever posted last, with the name of the last poster inserted.

Anyone reakon they can do that? We'll need someone with plenty of spare time on thier hands. Someone who doesn't have a girlfriend, and spends most of thier day on the computer anyway. Someone who has heard a lot of insults during thier stay on earth, and is probably able to quote them. To make this Ashman Post Generator, we'll need someone who is willing to spend hours on end, doing something, that will only result in people getting shitty. We need someone like Ashman.

 
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27th January, 2004 at 05:48:44 -

You seem rather fixated on this girlfriend issue, Jon. Although I really can't understand why Ashman said that either.

 
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Ashman

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27th January, 2004 at 06:07:14 -

Because what I say is not a formula... and what he said was idiotic and geeky in one big stupid bundle.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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27th January, 2004 at 19:58:04 -

Hmmm, Death? Yes Ashman should die......

 
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27th January, 2004 at 21:01:42 -

No, just be banned from this site forever.

 
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Buster

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27th January, 2004 at 21:09:33 -

He will just sign up again and act worse than before.

 

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27th January, 2004 at 21:45:49 -

The sad thing is Ashman makes decant games. Why must the upper class folks of DC be such assholes? Is that the price we pay for having free games? Well, there are some really nice people, who are awsome game makers out there.

Side B of Ashman, eh? I wonder what that would be like. I'm sure if Ashman has a side B, it's pretty much the same thing. Just a little unheard. Like those rodney rude records. He's rude on both sides, but the second side is funnier if you've heard the first side too much.

 
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27th January, 2004 at 23:34:46 -

lol class assman <-- ASS man not ASH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! what, you thought its funny.

 
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Jon Chambers



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27th January, 2004 at 23:43:46 -

He's only been Ashman since the operation, he used to be Ashwoman. Fortunately, sweet lil Ashley didn't have to change her name.

 
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28th January, 2004 at 01:05:45 -

Ashman (Ashley with man parts). That's true definition for ya!

 
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28th January, 2004 at 02:27:25 -

Ah, that's it, ASHley with MANparts. Ashman for short. Nice. When ever I'll see the word Ashman again, I'll snigger quietly to my self.

BTW, that's a cool sig. I remember thinking that once. Though then I thought, "People don't want to escape to a world identical to thier own." So really, the perfect game, is one that makes the player feel welcome, valued, and at home. Like Wing Commander. It took me a while before I realized that these people didn't like me, they were just actors acting for cutscenes on the disc.

 
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28th January, 2004 at 04:06:56 -

"Ashman's posts ARE stupid; but thats only because he's a good judge of audience."???

What's that mean?

 
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28th January, 2004 at 04:22:55 -

what do you think it means

 
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Jon Chambers



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28th January, 2004 at 06:13:01 -

Are you implying that he's talking down on my level. C'mon, now you're getting petty. He posts messages on threads saying he isn't interested in them. He posts messages deliberately to cause problems. We are not all on that level. The only reason why Ashman hasn't been banned completely, is that he works wonders in the Code-It forum. Why are you defending this behavior? Why are you implying that that is the level of the masses? Look I admit he's good creating games, but that doesn't excuse being an asshole. Sure I guess it can be fun dissing eachother from time to time, but he does take it a little far.

 
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28th January, 2004 at 06:24:57 -

It's possible to be entertaining and serious at the same time...Ashy should try that...

 
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28th January, 2004 at 10:30:39 -

"The only reason why Ashman hasn't been banned completely..."

shut up chambers. there is no reason why ashman hasn't been banned; there is no reason to ban him, and at least he's not a moaning whiner like some other people around here... let's not mention names (*cough*chambers*cough*). now can you please stop complaining... actually, i think i'll quote you from another post:

"Okay, you guys have got to learn that when you don't like a post, don't read it."

so if you dont like what ashman says, don't read it, genius! follow your own silly advice.

 
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28th January, 2004 at 15:29:41 -

But how do you know you don't like a post if you don't read it? It makes no sense! Besides, I thought you were against prejudice, Pete. Ashman might suddenly say something unexpected, like "Hey, I got a girlfriend!" or a joke that doesn't involve genitals.

 
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28th January, 2004 at 16:01:00 -

Pete's defending Ashman? G obstopping
A stounding
Y owzers



 
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28th January, 2004 at 16:23:49 -

No, you can skip threads, they only waste one line of space. Posts waste whole paragraphs of space. If I ignored all the people I didn't like, then I may miss something useful. Who knows, maybe Ashman will get a girlfriend, and want to talk to me about her. If Ashman wants me to skip his post, he should start each post with a topic heading.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 00:36:48 -

Yeah, Ashman's a cool guy. He's like the whipped cream on all the cakes/posts - unneccessary, predictable, takes up space... but he makes them look better. Without him, the site would be plain.

Don't you dare try making any dirty whipped cream jokes, Ashman.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 00:53:39 -

*puts away can of whipped cream*

Oh tartar sauce!

Ok this is starting to get old, real old! Btw, Jon if you consider the odd bit of advice I give to some newbie in the Code-it forums "wonders" I'd hate to see your games. I'm afraid to open that "Why they killed me shit"... probably cos you complained too much to the wrong guy. Keyword : COMPLAINED

Jon, I am not an asshole for no reason. I am nice to those who I like, and suitably behaved around those whom I believe should spend their lives in an iron maiden. I posted my lack of interest in that stupid links post because I knew damn well that both links would be more gay than you. I don't post to cause problems, I post about problems and people are so goddamn sensitive that... jeepers why am I even justifying myself to a knob like yourself... WOAH I said something genital related, I hope the people that don't have any aren't too offended.

PS : Karnage, I have been here a hell of a lot longer than you and quite frankly you can't talk. If you had your way, you'd have about three people not banned on this site and they'd all be your bitch dawgs!

Eviscerator : I'm serious when they situation calls for it... which is rare on DC.

Overall, get over this. I'm running out of interest in kicking the crap out of your intergrity Jon.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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29th January, 2004 at 00:55:47 -

PS : Thank you for all those who are backing me up. You are defending truth, justice and straights.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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29th January, 2004 at 01:25:43 -

Ash, use the edit button. Double posts screw up the post census...

 
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29th January, 2004 at 02:17:15 -

How do you know what they do after they defend you Ashman?

 
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29th January, 2004 at 02:30:47 -

Personally I couldn't care less what they do. Probably masturbate.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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29th January, 2004 at 02:41:26 -

Pete and Paul were the only people who defended you, and I don't understand either of them.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 04:40:22 -

I like ashman...hes a cool cat...you know livens this place up a bit.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 14:33:13 -

I find Ashman's posts funny. They liven DC up a bit. If you're offended by them, go away. Your complaining will change very little.

I'd post an argument but it would make very little difference.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 14:37:55 -

"Pete and Paul were the only people who defended you, and I don't understand either of them."

figures.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 17:33:09 -

Sure I know that. Surely you guys have seen me refer to Ashman as hotsauce.

 
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29th January, 2004 at 21:35:07 -

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More chizled features then me my ass!

 
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29th January, 2004 at 21:42:12 -

Probably one of the rants i've said a million times before. But I think in a community board like TDC you need characters...especially when you have a forum dedicated non-specific or misc chat like this one.

It would be so dull if everyone was the same and there wasn't some kind of conflict between egos. Many egos from different backgrounds and knowledge bases are witnessed here, and the results of which are often humourous, thought provoking, or sometimes just stupid. But that's what entertainment is these days ladies and gentlement.

The best entertainment you can get out a forum is something that draws you attention and gets a reaction out of you. Even for a younger group of people doing all of the talking, these forums generate some of the most interesting discussions I have come across.

Now we bring in Ashman. A great bloke. Reminds me of me before sex, drugs and rock & roll ruined my perky exterior.
He's just of the many prominant egos around...if not the most prominant. Oh yes boys and girls, he's very smart and witty. He could well be a comedian with that kind of wit and intelligence. It seems he can find humour in any situation, sometimes that may not be a good thing, but you can't help but admire, smile and sometimes even laugh at his antics. He's the kinda guy you'd like as a mate I reckon. And I don't think these forums, and perhaps DC itself, would be the same without his disturbing but always engaging input...I luv ya man!

So yeah, having people like Ash around livens the place up!

 
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30th January, 2004 at 05:12:31 -

Muggus's post was endearing, thanks man. I appreciate that!

I think I need to make an Ashman vs Chambers game... Send me a picture of your face side on, Chambers, and I'll get to work.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Ashman

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30th January, 2004 at 09:30:07 -

I was just gonna do his head on a nerd body with a tiny bulge in his checked pants, and the Ashman then proceeds to waste that mutha!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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30th January, 2004 at 17:15:33 -

Retards....

 
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30th January, 2004 at 22:13:37 -

Ashman Vs. Chambers eh? Okay, send me a picture of you from the back front left and right, and I'll do the same in return. I'll probably make one of them ancient roman gladiator type games. Or maybe dueling pistols. This should be fun.

 
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30th January, 2004 at 22:57:07 -

Reminds me of MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch. I should never have paid a cent for that game. But a "Jon Chambers' Whack-the-Ashman" game would be amusing.

 
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31st January, 2004 at 00:03:07 -

I've started making it already. If all goes to plan, which it usually doesn't, it'll be a game against the computer, and you get to decide if you get my head, or or Ashmans head, and the computer gets the head left over.

Hey who wants to be a referee? Anyone want thier aviator sitting on the sidelines? Maybe even your photo?

 
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31st January, 2004 at 01:20:45 -

Let my avatar be referee.

 
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31st January, 2004 at 02:33:36 -

Hmm.. Okay, he'll be standing in a doorway.

 
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31st January, 2004 at 02:38:34 -

Ashmaned?
lmao...Im going to use that one alot now

 
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31st January, 2004 at 04:24:56 -

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ashmaned&f=1



 
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31st January, 2004 at 19:10:41 -

C'mon Ashman, I'm so close to finsishing this thing! I just need your picture.

 
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31st January, 2004 at 19:36:17 -

Why do people keep ressurecting this shite, but they won't look at the "Your 3D models" one where I added some sweet models I made the other day? The world's gone mad.

 
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31st January, 2004 at 20:51:51 -

Jon Knobcheese, if you want Lord Ashamn's pic you can find it in like a thousand forum threads.

 
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31st January, 2004 at 23:22:57 -

I know that, but firstly, I don't know which forums he's put his pic on, and secondly, I need front, back, left, and right. If you find all 4 angles for me, and email me the links, I'll do the rest.

 
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1st February, 2004 at 00:12:07 -

I saw those AsparagusTrevor. Quite impressive.

 
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1st February, 2004 at 05:28:48 -

Chambers, I'm not modelling for you so you can get your jollies off elsewhere.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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1st February, 2004 at 06:52:58 -

What kinda cop out is that? C'mon Ashman, you asked for my pic, so there is no joke you can use on me that I can't use on you. I only need 4 angles of your face anyway. I'll even give you 4 pictures of me, each from a different angle, for you to use and abuse however you feel I deserve. You can make a punching bag engine, or what ever, I don't care.
C'mon, what are you afraid of? The worst I could possibly do, is make it better than your games. (Hehe, that would be pretty nasty actually. "And now for Ashman's best game ever, created by Jon Chambers, 'Jon vs. Ashman!'")
Hey, in this game, you can chose to play as me, or you. So you get to do the exact same things to the AI me, as I get to do to the AI you.
It's a roman duel, where you may pick your weapon, from a series of seriously different weapons. I just need a 4 pics of your head at least 30 pixils tall. In exchange you'll get pics of me, which are well over 1000 pixils wide, and like, 1500ish tall.

Hey, guys, can anyone cartoon Ashman's face? It's only gotta be 30 pixils tall? I'll use a cartoon if he backs out.

 
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1st February, 2004 at 11:50:23 -

Can anyone really be bothered if he actually makes this abomination? Sorry, game.

 
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Jon Chambers



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2nd February, 2004 at 00:17:49 -

Hey, how many of my games have you played anyway? Well even if you have, this one's different. Well, if I'm not fighting Ashman, who am I fighting. I've spend the last 2 days making this thing. (Okay, so they weren't exactly full days, but still, I don't want it to go to waste.)

 
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2nd February, 2004 at 01:45:57 -

Have you seen the photos of me everywhere?!?! I ain't afraid of squat in that department.

Besides, all my webcam software is on my 2nd harddrive so I can't really make any more pics until I fix it. (I've been trying to fix it on and off for months FYI)

Just look around if you're so desperate there's bound to be photos to help you.
http://www.hereticemu.com/buster/ashman

Try those, maybe some nifty editing.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Jon Chambers



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2nd February, 2004 at 04:47:10 -

No front on, but I'll have to make do I guess.

 
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2nd February, 2004 at 07:37:28 -

This whole Jon Chambers versus Ashman thing is beginning to remind me of this very old show I once watched... kind of got really old and repetitive... but here goes an impressionation of it.

Yellow Ranger: I will beat you!
Mantis Thingy: You have no honor! I will run now!
Yellow Ranger: Hey!!
Mantis Thingy: Ah hah, I am back now!
Yellow Ranger: I will beat you now!
Mantis Thingy: Puddies, attack!
Yellow Ranger: You have no honor if you won't fight alone!
Mantis Thingy: Ah hah, you fool, I am Rita's monster, I have no honor!


 
CRUSH!!

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2nd February, 2004 at 18:28:24 -

Let me geuss. Yellow ranger's Jon! Matnis Thingy's Ashman! And Rita's... Rita's Pete!

 
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3rd February, 2004 at 15:36:53 -

hihihihihihi, I think so.

 
And how can we rightly answer that question?
Whichever of the two are best able to guard the laws and institutions of our State --let them be our guardians.

Very good.
Neither, I said, can there be any question that the guardian who is to keep anything should have eyes rather than no eyes?

There can be no question of that.
And are not those who are verily and indeed wanting in the knowledge of the true being of each thing, and who have in their souls no clear pattern, and are unable as with a painter's eye to look at the absolute truth and to that original to repair, and having perfect vision of the other world to order the laws about beauty, goodness, justice in this, if not already ordered, and to guard and preserve the order of them --are not such persons, I ask, simply blind?

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4th February, 2004 at 04:09:25 -

You know life is like a box of chocolates, you never know
what you going to find. Ashman's life however is more like a box ofACTIVE GRENADES!!

Family guy was alright.

 
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