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Joe.H

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24th January, 2004 at 10:08:44 -

lol, sorry , what i meant to say was, next thing he'll jump off a cliff to certain deathage

 
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Penguin Seph



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24th January, 2004 at 11:12:50 -

lol

 
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Cybermaze



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24th January, 2004 at 15:16:41 -

Buster not knowing Ashmans excact words does not mean I cannot predict what Ashman is going to say. He will always tell something stupid, boring or otherwise unusefull ...

 
If you knew, I would have to kill you...

Broomie

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24th January, 2004 at 16:22:12 -

Joe, you got your signature all wrong, first it's masturbation, and secondly, Woody Allen made that quote up, geez get your facts right.

And everyone stop putting down Ashman, he makes me laugh when he mentions his genitalia in civilised conversations about klikking.

 
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Joe.H

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24th January, 2004 at 16:30:09 -

i just copied n pasted what pete put, so dont blame me for spelling errors

 
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Broomie

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24th January, 2004 at 16:37:50 -

That's okay Joe. As long as you know I respect you and all.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:56:00 -

lol, he passes the buck.

the first quote is original though.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 16:58:57 -

God, I finally find someone who appriceates Family Guy! Go Asparagus Trevor!

 
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Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 19:20:44 -

I say something useful when someone is not too much of a twat to deserve help.

So, Joe, if that is your real name (Gee, I've never said THAT before), suck lemons!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Keatonian



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24th January, 2004 at 23:07:52 -

You know, I always knew Ashman had Evil Waffle Makers
in his past. It fits. A lack of genitals also fits.

 
-Above post is ancient and probably irrelevant-

An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.

Teapot

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25th January, 2004 at 05:10:03 -

Ashman is cool.
Family guy is cool.
"Anyone who wouldn't fake their son's death to put the Gumble to Gumble show back on the air is a racist, there I said it."

 
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BattleCat



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27th January, 2004 at 04:26:41 -

I challenge Ashman to label his side B "The month Ashman was nice to everyone"... I don't care about how you are now, I just thought it'd be a challenge for him, and challenges are always nice..

 
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Jon Chambers



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27th January, 2004 at 05:26:39 -

Well, you know how it is, Ashley has been spending years being an asshole. He's mass produced it. You see, regular ass holes spend time thinking about how to be an asshole per post. However, each day only contains 24 hours, which means that Ashman has to work out a system. Like all systems, it is formulaic, predictable, and the only unpredictability is a deliberately random event. I'm sure if I had a couple of days free, I'd be able to make an Ashman Responce Generator on TGF.

 
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.

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Ashman

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27th January, 2004 at 05:35:12 -

I think I can sum up Chambers' post with three simple words...

"I'm a geek"

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Jon Chambers



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27th January, 2004 at 05:44:43 -

Look at that! That's not even related to anything I said! It's just a standard insult with "Jon Chambers" inserted into the "Insert name here" object, which was simply cut and pasted from the post directly above. I reakon if I have a serious of generic insults, each with a couple of key words. I'll search the post above for keywords stored in the programs keyword dictionary, and use them to search through my generic insults. The insult which scores the highest gets posted under who ever posted last, with the name of the last poster inserted.

Anyone reakon they can do that? We'll need someone with plenty of spare time on thier hands. Someone who doesn't have a girlfriend, and spends most of thier day on the computer anyway. Someone who has heard a lot of insults during thier stay on earth, and is probably able to quote them. To make this Ashman Post Generator, we'll need someone who is willing to spend hours on end, doing something, that will only result in people getting shitty. We need someone like Ashman.

 
Copy this to your hard drive. It will be worth alot when I'm famous.

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