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Stephen [NeonairGames]

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29th December, 2003 at 11:31:09 -

I got a funny poster for Christmas entitled "Things you learn from video games". Here's the list of things it has on it:

-There is no problem that can be overcome by force.

-if it moves, DESTROY IT!

-piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.

-one lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys."

-make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.

-you can break things and get away with it.

-you can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.

-if someone dies, they disappear.

-if you get mad enough, you can fight even better.

-you can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.

-you can operate all weapons without training.

-no matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.

-death is reversible(only for you!)

-ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.

-whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.

-you never run out of ammunition, just grenades.

-all women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.

-shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.

-don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.

-a thousand-to-one odds against you is not a problem.

and here's a few I came up with:

-"badguys" often don't notice you even if you're right infront of their noses.

-Important things are often shiny, highlighted, sparkly, or have a glow around them.

-the avarage human can jump 8 feet into the air.

-going to the bathroom is unnecessary(except on The Sims)

-If you collect something, you'll live longer!

-you can carry an infinite number of items at one time.

 
http://www.neonairgames.net

Stephen [NeonairGames]

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29th December, 2003 at 11:32:08 -

Anymore ideas?

 
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Weston L



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29th December, 2003 at 11:53:53 -

I got that poster for Christmas too!

Heres one idea:

-if you dont find money laying on the ground, you will most likely find it in a brick.

 
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Ashman

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29th December, 2003 at 17:14:23 -

-Knocking is not required... just burst into to peoples house and expect them to immediately tell you their problem and what they expect you to do about it before you even introduce yourself.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

AndyUK

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29th December, 2003 at 19:06:36 -

first aid boxes can instantly heal even severe wounds.

 
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Nickstudios



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29th December, 2003 at 19:10:26 -

Money bursts from monsters after being killed.

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Karnage [Ragnarok Games]



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29th December, 2003 at 19:18:44 -

-Never trust a man named Lance Vance.
-Violence is accepted in most areas.
-The world is crawling with monsters and assasins.
-All of the world can be explored in a 2D or 3D perspective.
-And, one I learned from game making...
-If you don't like something, bitch about it 'till it's fixed!
Lord knows enough people do that with my games.

Oh yeah, and where can you get that poster? Is it avalible in the U.S?

 
Remember, there's a little darkness in all of us... we just express it best.
--Ragnarok Games



Nickstudios



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29th December, 2003 at 19:26:51 -

-You can open people car doors so easly
-Take a bunch of shots before getting killed
-Shoot a cop and get away with it with only 2 stars
-Run from the cops and change radio stations at the same time
-Find hidden packages everywhere
-Kill a person and their money and weapons just appear on the floor
-Get out of the car when its flipped over so easly
-People get ran over and get back up and start walking again
-flying across roofs on a bike
-and run street poles over and barely mess up your car

That's what i learned from Vice City.

 
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Nickstudios



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29th December, 2003 at 19:30:35 -

People die in 5 punches.We can double Jump and hold our breaths forever underwater.Choose wherever you wanna go from the stage select screen.

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Phatboy



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29th December, 2003 at 19:55:38 -

Become invisible or invinsable by typing in a few cheat codes before you do anything.

 
www.phatboy.corecoders.com - Phatboy Games (Not the fake guy who has stolen my name)

Buster

BLING COMMANDER

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29th December, 2003 at 19:58:49 -

I'm not sure if this has been said yet, but

'Other good guys are invincible to your attacks, bad guys arn't.'

 

Nickstudios



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29th December, 2003 at 20:01:25 -

Making a cow have the shits badly with some prune juice.and fighting a giant poo monster.A whole town made of crap.



(Conkers BFD)


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Dogzer



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29th December, 2003 at 20:03:12 -

how about - how to make a more entertaining videogame

 
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Ashman

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30th December, 2003 at 01:05:33 -

Learnt from Golden Eye -

Two bullet wounds to the hand will cause a highly lethal infection to kill you instantly.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Smeggy

The Smegster

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30th December, 2003 at 01:45:07 -

Collecting large wandering mushrooms will increase you in size rapidly.

 
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