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DeadmanDines

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24th May, 2003 at 11:24:07 -

I read a while ago that Spike Milligan put a funny comment on his gravestone, so I was wondering: What kind of funny comments would you like to have on your little tombstones when you finally pop a circuit and die?

Here are a few ideas I was thinking of:
1. "You are bored"
2. "That hurt"
3. "#Feed the worms, tuppence a...#"
4. "I'm hungry"
5. "Care to join me?"

 
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24th May, 2003 at 11:41:47 -

Some good ones;
1. Joe's Last Words; "Lets Split Up, We'll Cover More Ground!"

2. Carl Looked Up The Mine Shaft To See If The Minecart Was Coming Down. It Was.

3. "Its Just A Flesh Wound."

4. "I Guess I'm Not Immortal, After All."

and my favorite,

5. "His End Justified The Means."

 
Mayhaps.

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24th May, 2003 at 11:57:37 -

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24th May, 2003 at 12:13:26 -

Mine would say:

It is understanding that makes it possible for people like me to tolerate people such as yourself

 
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24th May, 2003 at 13:20:41 -

I would put either of the two:

"What are you looking at"
or
"Here lies treasure, dig ten feet under and it shall be yours."

 
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24th May, 2003 at 15:04:06 -

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24th May, 2003 at 18:39:49 -

"one to many unfinnsh projects..."

 
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24th May, 2003 at 19:11:53 -

Mine:

"Remember that time i was with your sister?...."

"Don't try to do a triple back flip off a 20 story building, into concrete."

 
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25th May, 2003 at 00:21:25 -

"At least i'm not sleeping with the fishes"
"Finally making up for all of those hours of sleep he lost staying up doing for assignments, which became the death of him anyway"
"See you in hell!" hahah ooops!

 
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25th May, 2003 at 06:28:56 -

"Care to join me?" LOL hooo boy thats a good one...
"Carl Looked Up The Mine Shaft To See If The Minecart Was Coming Down. It Was." thats cool to..

But for me? Hmm...
"You thought I was ugly alive? You should see me now!" <-- my own invention, or
"To let" <-- my own also
"6 = 1, you can no-longer try to dis prove me because you can't be disrespectful to the dead!! (I win this argument)"

and yes, i have already proved that 6=1, pm me if you want proof

Pix

 
Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momewraths outgrabe.

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25th May, 2003 at 06:31:00 -

I thought of another:
"I cannot come to the grave stone right now because i am dead or otherwise decomposed, please scrawl your message on the grave stone after the silence:"


 
Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momewraths outgrabe.

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26th May, 2003 at 08:13:29 -

"Told ya mum!"
"I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish" Enough with the fishes!
"And they say a little work never killed anyone!"

 
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26th May, 2003 at 14:24:29 -

Mine should say:
"Here lies the only genious on this graveyard. The others suck big-time"

 
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26th May, 2003 at 15:30:44 -

My dad is a memorial mason (in other words, gravestone maker) and here are a couple i've seen

"They said it would hurt"
"I didn't see that one coming!"
"...He never knew how hard a bullet hit"
"Will wake for food"

Someone made a request for a laser thing, where if someone walked past, a fake arm would jump out of the ground!

Lew

 
<--intelligent, witty comment here-->

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26th May, 2003 at 16:11:27 -

on a unlicened nes game called chiller on the box a gravestone said: dead people are cool

 
sorry for the spelling mistakes

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26th May, 2003 at 17:01:34 -

"Please dont feed the Zombies - I warned you..."

"I didnt read the other guys tomb stone before it was too late"

"Brain taste like chicken"

 
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26th May, 2003 at 18:57:33 -

This is an actual epithaph on a grave in a Montreal cemetery:

John,

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this Earth
Unless you feel good where you are!

Missed by your friends

Can you spot the real sentiment? LOL

http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave1.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave2.jpg

 
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27th May, 2003 at 01:08:54 -

"Here's you dancefloor guys!"

...you'll have to think a moment or two about that one

 
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28th May, 2003 at 21:41:26 -

"He was a real down-to-earth guy"

 
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30th May, 2003 at 10:33:11 -

"Greetings, mortals." (A popular line of mine for those who don't know)
"At 12.00 AM, under a full moon, etch a pentagram onto the soil above my grave, pour the blood of 9 people who have never commited a sin onto it, and yell my name at the top of your lungs."
"Stare at this long enough and I will possess thee."
"I'm happy being dead. Why don't you give death a try? If you are unsatisfied in any way, we undead offer a double money back guarantee."
"I told you he was gonna kill me! I bet he's after YOU as well. Flee now! Run away, and never return!"
"Here lies the greatest person that has ever lived. </sarcasm>"

 
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30th May, 2003 at 13:34:31 -


R.I.P.
Asparagus Trevor
(1983-2003)

"They always said all that booze would take it's toll"

Piss Here.


 
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30th May, 2003 at 15:21:26 -

"But MOOOOOMMMMM!!!"

 

"They'll never find the bodies"


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30th May, 2003 at 18:08:07 -

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30th May, 2003 at 20:02:59 -

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30th May, 2003 at 20:36:46 -

Here Lies Ashley Linahan

With his death, the world will rejoice.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


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5th November, 2004 at 01:08:22 -

Mine would say,

" 500,000 volts? I thought it said climb this fence and ignore the electricity."

 
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5th November, 2004 at 01:12:03 -

Why are you reviving old post?

 
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5th November, 2004 at 01:39:48 -

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5th November, 2004 at 02:12:46 -

YOu can all now commit suicide

 
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5th November, 2004 at 05:35:12 -

"I'm going to live forever, even if it kills me!"

 
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5th November, 2004 at 08:30:07 -

Told you I was sick.

 
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5th November, 2004 at 09:33:53 -

Why can't I edit that post? I meant to say "I'm going to live for ever, or die trying!" but it was early in the morning.

 
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5th November, 2004 at 11:24:34 -

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5th November, 2004 at 12:53:03 -

Here lies Jamie Reese "Broomie" Williamson

"At Twenty Seven
I went to heaven
After the accident on ma' pod.
The horror I find
and it fills my mind
As I discover there is no God."

If it couldn't be fitted onto my tomb, as I plan to have a cheap funeral, I'll just go with;

"Smoke all you want, you'll probably get hit by a bus. Like me."

1987 - 2004

"He laughs in your face."

 
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5th November, 2004 at 13:03:42 -

"When I decided to tie 1000 balloons to myself, I thought I was going to hell"

...conversely...

"If I knew I was going to hell, I wouldn't have worn my lead suit"

 
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5th November, 2004 at 14:44:34 -

Nuklear, stop fucking bumping year old topics you dumbass. It's like the eighth time this week.

 
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7th November, 2004 at 00:45:08 -

Here lies the remains of Muggus

He died doing what he loved...shagging a hottie whilst playing a guitar solo and drinking a pint. May his legend live on forever.

 
MUGGUS
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STOUT ANGER!!!

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7th November, 2004 at 01:14:38 -

"Syntax error expected before @Tigerworks" don't ask about that one
"if you wish to write on my tombstone, please put a // in front of your comments. That's so the compiler will ignore them "
"<a href='hell.html' onRead='kill(self)'>"

...this post matched what my friend asked exactly...

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