Well, I boot mah browser and hit "TDC"
put a spoon o' sugar in me earl grey tea
Gulp and type and click and sip
Caffeine makes me go on a trip
Random rhyming to do with nothing is fun
I could sit here for hours and pound out a ton
I sit on my post atop TDC summit
My browser crashes so I get up and chuck it
People out teh window scream loudly and run
Buggy IE in your hair is surely no fun
I went yonder to google and checked out their stuff
downloaded chrome and said "good 'nuff"
later tried Firefox--came in a shiny round box
Hated its UI (Even though some think it rocks)
Chucked it out too, straight up the flue
Hit a bird in the bum and got a free squawk 'n' poo
I've settled on chrome and vista's not a wreck
As long as you've RAM it's not a pain in the neck
TGF's dandy and works fine for me
Though I'll probably upgrade when I've the money
EDIT: Changed... some words that might be considered a bit naughty. By the way, the caffeine thing was just what came to mind. 'Tisn't true. 'Tisn't true 'tall.