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10th July, 2005 at 17:56:05 -

Which would win a fight in a 3D short film made with a really terrible 3D animator?

 
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10th July, 2005 at 18:09:48 -

Pirates, definately. But you'd have to end it in a draw as to not incite a flame war.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 18:31:17 -

Pirates have giant galleons that would be anchored offshore of the ninja island compound, then they could just blast the shit out of their bamboo houses with their cannons. The ninja's could try and swim to the ship, but they would get tired and drown, or get shot out of the water.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 18:33:20 -

well some pirates have the skills of ninjas anyway.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 18:40:53 -

Damn, I'll have to get out the official UN rankings again:

1. Pirates
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2. Ninjas
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3. Robots

\: this means that the two may be combined to form a middle rank between them.

Therefore, Pirates would win.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 18:50:14 -

The pirates would not even see the ninjas to blast them. And to get to the ships, the ninjas would simply run across the water and board. Then they could poke holes in the ship and run away. We all know pirates can't swim.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 19:04:04 -

Hmmm...in Ratchet and Clank 3, there were ghost pirate robots.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 20:35:12 -

hasn't the ancient and secretive society of the ninja been traing for the emperor of japan since the early 1300, this would mean they have 705 years of training and wisdom, then on the over hand you have the outcasts of the late 1700's swinging mindlessly with salt rusted iron swords, drunk on home made rum with limited limbs and poor vocabulary.

i think we all know what im getting at, NINJAS RULE!

(but if you threw in a robot its a different story altogether)

 
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10th July, 2005 at 21:10:06 -

Yeah so why didn't THEY sail the seven seas and mercilessly pillage?! 'cus they were too busy humping pandas and ironing clothes.

ok ok, howabout... cowboys vs. indians.. wait, no.. cowboys vs. vikings!

I choose vikings.

 
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10th July, 2005 at 22:19:15 -

Vikings

 
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10th July, 2005 at 22:31:09 -

Depends if the ninjas are inflatable or not. Does Phizzy still think he's a ninja?

 
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11th July, 2005 at 03:07:24 -

Real Ultimate Power - The Official Ninja Website

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

I suggest these stories:

"The King's Gold/Babes"
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja_movie_script4.htm

Commit Seppuku with a frisbee
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm

"Le Big Party"
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/scarystory3.htm

Pretty funny stuff, almost converted me to a ninja supporter.

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11th July, 2005 at 06:00:18 -

Pirates has the raw strenght, but ninja has the fine polished techniques. I would say the pirates would start with an upper hand but as soon as least chance of victory appears the ninja would take it and defeat the pirates.

 
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11th July, 2005 at 07:24:19 -

Real Ultimate Power is a one joke website. The funniest part is the hatemail from "ninja experts".

 
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11th July, 2005 at 10:51:49 -

How did this topic start, anyway?

 
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11th July, 2005 at 15:30:54 -

I started this topic because I'm making a 3D animation for a scholarship where I have to use a crappy 3D animator.

My animation is going to be a pirates vs. ninjas thing and I couldn't decide who should win.

 
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11th July, 2005 at 15:45:51 -

Cool.

I dunno... I like Ninjas!

 
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11th July, 2005 at 19:51:24 -

Pete, I like the stories. Some of the things he comes up with like "smeared his face with pap" and "bigger than the biggest blackest boner".

The hatemale is hilarious too, my fav was the single mother who said: "You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white."

 
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11th July, 2005 at 20:13:44 -

Well i'd say The ninjas would win because the Pirates would be completely pissed. But then pirates spend a lot of time at sea so unless the Ninjas can fly or at least swim really well the Pirates would have a home advantage offshore.

it's quite a tough one.

Well lets say the Ninjas snuck onboard without the Pirates knowing (because they can) and picked them off one by one without any of the others knowing or caring (remember they're blind drunk)

 
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11th July, 2005 at 22:16:36 -

Whoah, holy fuck, i did write hatemale. freudian slip?

 
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12th July, 2005 at 17:06:06 -

If a ninja does his job right, no pirate would see him and he/she would win.

However, pirates have more fun!

 
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12th July, 2005 at 17:38:15 -

Pirates win because they have cannons
and parrots

and eyepatches

 
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15th July, 2005 at 17:09:52 -

damn i hate pirates, my father was a pirate, now hes dead, twas many years ago but to cut a long story short, it was a ninja who thwarted his evil schemes, thus meaning that crime never pays........ i mean ninjas RULE!!!

 
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15th July, 2005 at 18:37:20 -

looks like ninjas have the majority vote. They win.

 
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15th July, 2005 at 19:44:24 -

tdc is not a democracy.

 
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15th July, 2005 at 20:05:37 -

Snerlin, reconsider! Pirates are cool. I was at a party last night dressed as a pirate.

 
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15th July, 2005 at 20:52:14 -

yea, my favorite of the two is pirates. Both message boards I had the poll at favored ninjas though.

I may put in a surprise ending though. Image

 
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15th July, 2005 at 23:46:11 -

Hey snerlin, you should have a completely different ending about something that doesnt relate to those 2 fighters(the pirate and ninja), because those are 2 VERY good characters to have a fight against each other, it'd have to be a really REALLY nice death and hard fight, but other than that, ninja .

 
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16th July, 2005 at 03:36:21 -

the aliens kill them both.

but seriously end it in a draw.

 
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16th July, 2005 at 05:03:58 -

Ninja's of course. They master the art of ninjutsu, know ninja magic and have all kinds of tricks. They are not as good with the sword as samurai, but they have a lot of tricks.

 

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16th July, 2005 at 13:09:20 -

Yay for ninja stars!!!!!11

 
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