A couple summers ago my friend and I made a movie called Zombies A Go Go. It was a Teen Comedy except they get attacked by Zombies. The climax of the movie took place at the high school dance. The zombies get in and bit everyone. This film, when completed, was played AT THE HIGH SCHOOL... in one case I think a teacher put it on instead of English class. And we all became local celebrities.
It's a good thing the school never found our shooting script or they would've realized our horrible plan for world domination via zombie attacks.
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.
at my school i got in trouble for writing my "how to help out the community" paper about killing the bums to solve the homeless problem, and then employing people to bury them to solve the unemployment problem
I wrote an essay about a guy who got his eyes clawed out by a cat because he didn't listen to the advice of a computer program. 4 pages, 50% dialog, got an A for it, and it was for one of those very, very important exams
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