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Review: Unknown Game 6229
Author: Mruqe
Added: 19/06/2006
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Average:10/10

War... war never changes.
... that may be true. But wargames change. They evolve. From Commando through Seal Team and Operation Flashpoint to Call of Duty and Medal of Honour. And when you think that wargames cannot get any more realistic a game comes and changes the face of the wargame world. A game like FOSHIZZLENAKPEEYUYU.

Presentation: 10/10
Perfect! This game not only has a catchy name (which - by the way - is allready beeing used in proffesional mercenary language as a simplified synonym of advanced battlefield simulation) and impressive intro cinematics (with subtitles! it's so nice to know that the author thought about the gamers with hearing disabilities) but also a real game menu! With an option to choose ("press start"). How innovative! Also it features a great logo with real-time lightning effect (strobe-like) and a neat little gizmo called "teh health bar" witch is used to present the current health of the heroic mercenary, mr. Yuyu. To spice things up, it's represented by an alligment of heart-shaped icons conviniently placed at the top of your HUD.

Gameplay: 10/10
Do I dare? Do I dare to try and describe what words simply can not describe? The PERFECTION? I'll try. Imagine a game that lets you controll a soldier. Yes! You can actually make him move on your PC's screen by pressing keys on your keyboard. For your convinience the GAME (I just have to spell it with capital letters) uses keys placed not very far from each other. And the selection of the control keys makes the gameplay very intuitive right cursor key makes the character go right, left cursor key makes him go left etc. What an ergonomic solution!

As you progress through the briliantly designed locations you uncover the multilayer, complex plot. I will not give out any details because I don't want to spoil the fun of finding out all of the stories nuances. I'll just say that it involves an alien invasion and shooting things. Yes. This GAME takes you where computer entertaiment has never taken you before!

Also - you'll be also able to use vehicles, and preform realistic jumps, witch - combined with a state of the art real-time physics engine - seem like a revolution at least ten years ahead of the rest of the gaming industry.

Graphics: 10/10
The battlefield has been presented (with great detail) in a clear 3rd person perspective view. And in this case - you won't ever get confused by the camera floating around at random. The viewpoint has been fixed in a spot that let's us see not only the character, but also a great deal of the battlefield. It was never so easy to determine what is happening in the warzone. For that solution alone FOSHIZZLENAKPEEYUYU should be considered the most graphically advanced game of the decade!

The animation cleary gives out that a motion capture techniqe has been used while developing this GAME. And considering that mr. Yuyu himself took part in this project I dare to say that no game could possibly present the behaviour of a true mercenary.

Sound and Music: 10/10
Some tunes are recognizable all over the world. Like the Wiliams' Imperial March from Star Wars or everybodys favourite Tidi-ti-da-ta-tuum---ti-ti-ti-ta-da-ta-ti--ti-di-ti-ti-dita-ta-ta-tum-tum from Mario Brothers. Well... I predict that music from FOSHIZZLENAKPEEYUYU will be the most popular sountrack in the history of electonic entertaiment. Or entertaiment in general. Some of the tunes made me laugh, some other brought tears to my eyes. And I just can't get them out of my head.

I have to mention that sound effect (recorded with a great dedication and courage in Iraq) are presented in Dolby Sorround 9.1 system. If your computer has only two speakers you'll be missing a lot! So think about an upgrade...

Lastability: 10/10
You can run this GAME for a unlimited number of times!!! Yes, that is true. The author graciously allowed us to play FOSHIZZLENAKPEEYUYU as many times as we want. It doesn't wear off. Really!

Overall: 10/10
It's hard to express all the feeling and emotions I have for this GAME. Nor can I put into words how innovative and original it is. There would be no exaggeration in saying that FOSHIZZLENAKPEEYUYU is one of the greatest achievments of the humanity. The next great wall. The next pyramids of Gisa. The next falafel!
Words, words, words. No words are big enough for this masterpiece.

Now go, and start a FOSHIZZLENAKPEEYUYU church in your town.

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