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AsparagusTrevor

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31st July, 2004 at 04:09:33 -

I hate when you get a cup of hot chocolate from a vending machine, it tastes like water for the first half, then the last half is gorgeous chocolatey goodness. They should provide plastic stirrers.
What do you think?

 
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31st July, 2004 at 05:11:42 -

I think you should stick to beer.
You don't get that problems with beer.
Well most beers anyway, some have sediment, but sediment is a good thing.

 
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31st July, 2004 at 05:21:20 -

Well, I'm at work, so beer comes later. Right now I have to settle for half-nice hot chocolate and black coffee to keep me awake, but I'm straight down the pub when I finish for a few pints of Guinness.

 
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31st July, 2004 at 07:43:35 -

I think its a serious problem that isn't going away unless we take action. It is an outrage and an insult to anyone that spends their money in the machines. We need vending machines that actually do their job, your only other option is making it the old fashion way, by hand, but that doesn't really suit people on the run or people at work, These people should get specially designed machines that actually have a person inside them that make the hot chocolate for you, That way you are sure you are getting a quality hot chocolate insted of one that is 50% boiling water, and If you still get a bad hot chocolate you can teach it a lesson by punching it insted of just punching it and it doesn't even care because it is robotic and robots have no feelings. Providing plastic stirrers is another good idea but still might not do the job properly or you might not have the time to stir or when you stir the plastic stirrers MUST be long enough or you will get boiling water on your fingers and when you go to type on the keyboard the water will drip inside the keyboard and scramble the microchip so that it types the letter "J" when you press the "M" key, and you might get fired because your boss suspects you are on drugs cause you cant spell words properly. So this is a serious problem but CAN be fixed, Just call or write a letter to the vending machine company. Remember its either that or you're job.

 

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31st July, 2004 at 07:55:38 -

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31st July, 2004 at 12:03:22 -

I've discovered that hot chocolate with a shot of curacao is the greatest beverage on earth. Make sure there's no real milk in it, though.

 
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31st July, 2004 at 13:11:23 -

Who has milk with hot chocolate?

 
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31st July, 2004 at 14:42:32 -

Im going to sound stupid for saying this, but wouldn't it be easier to just bring a stirrer with you? .

 
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31st July, 2004 at 14:50:13 -

Plastic stirrers triple as stirrers, straws, and spitball guns. Ergo, it should be illegal to not provide plastic stirrers near any hot drink vendor!

 
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31st July, 2004 at 17:23:42 -

use a twig or a paper clip.

 
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31st July, 2004 at 19:43:03 -

or your finger it the drink isnt too hot.

 
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31st July, 2004 at 20:14:05 -

or your penis if your feeling kinky

 
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31st July, 2004 at 20:31:08 -



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31st July, 2004 at 22:09:15 -

Gilgamesh: Some brands need it.

 
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31st July, 2004 at 22:12:16 -

this is one weird post, good luck on your lawsuit against hot choco vender companies

 
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1st August, 2004 at 08:50:17 -

I much prefer the hot chocolates made with milk

I have the same problem Trevor, but maybe it's better that way - I mean, if it was properly stirred, you'd have some vaguely chocolate-tasting water for 100% of the cup. Perhaps the real problem is that they don't provide enough chocolate powder. If you cannot get a response from the vending machine company, complain to Trading Standards (http://www.tradingstandards.gov.uk/) describing the situation (twist the facts a little, like saying they source their cocoa beans from small children in South America who get 5p a week). Hopefully you should get a response from the company, saying "We will lower our prices" or "We will add more chocolate" or "No you can't", but because the customer support department is in India now, they misspell "can't" and even forget to put an apostophe in. I mean, how can you put a 'u' in "can't"? Ridiculous.

 
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1st August, 2004 at 09:53:59 -

Hot chocolate without milk would be like having a non-alcoholic beer, it's a crime against humanity!

 
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1st August, 2004 at 10:30:54 -

What if it's hot chocolate without milk, and a shot of curacao?

 
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AsparagusTrevor

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1st August, 2004 at 10:44:55 -

So, I thieved a load of those little red stirrers you get from McDonalds, and I'm gonna carry at least ten around with me at all times in case of solubility emergencies.

 
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2nd August, 2004 at 02:48:32 -

Well you wouldn't have to do that if you took Crystal clear's advice.

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2nd August, 2004 at 09:00:04 -

Hahaha Crystal Clear, that reminds me of that fateful waffle iron incident *sniff* I'm sorry I have something in my eye...

 
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2nd August, 2004 at 11:00:39 -

if you need something to drink, buy Beer brand beer, its a dollar a six pack, though its a fraction of the price for a fraction of the taste

 
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AsparagusTrevor

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2nd August, 2004 at 12:22:57 -

I prefer the McDonalds stirrer thing to Crystal Clear's advice, I'm not fornicating beverages ever again after the September 1993 incident, which I'd rather not talk about.

 
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2nd August, 2004 at 13:10:30 -

although your signiture clearly hints at it

 
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2nd August, 2004 at 13:51:57 -

Hot chocalate is ok out of a vending machine if you add it to a sugar bowl, and then drink the contents of the sugar bowl, as i used too at work .

MMmm High Sugar Content....

 
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2nd August, 2004 at 16:21:15 -

I guess that explains the 80% increase in productivity

 
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3rd August, 2004 at 05:01:55 -

Remember kiddies, don't follow your Uncle Muggus's example and scull and entire 1 litre bottle of Lemon Lime surup cordial in one go when drunk. Being drunk is one thing, ODing on sugar whilst drunk leads to bad BAD things.

Conclusion: Sugar is bad unless mixed with yeast and fermented.

 
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3rd August, 2004 at 18:24:32 -

crytalclear lol

 
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