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Teapot

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8th July, 2004 at 02:03:15 -

Here at Teapot Labs we are dedicated to making your life easier. Here is one time-saving tip for all you boys and girls out there:

How to get out of an oh-so comfortable warm bath

Hello there, with the recent invention of hot running water, do you ever have trouble finding the motivation to remove your person from an oh-so comfortable warm bath ?

Well fear no more, as Teapot Labs have found this fool-proof solution, so simple even a woman could do it!:

Step 1: Remove the plug from the bath.

Step 2: Throw the plug to the other side of the room (please note that plug may be too heavy for a woman, if so, ask a man to do it for you).

Well there you have it. Simple, isn't it? But don't listen to me, listen to our satisfied customers:

Teapot's solution for how to get out of an oh-so comfortable warm bath saved my skin from early wrinkles!

Miss Kettle (receptionist)

After a tough day of cleaning and cooking, i like to relax and unwind with a nice warm bath. Now thanks to Teapot's solution for how to get out of an oh-so comfortable warm bath I don't stay in that bath for longer than I have to!

Miss Tea (housewife)

 
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8th July, 2004 at 03:15:42 -

ROFL

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8th July, 2004 at 03:39:51 -

Should I invent an ultra-light bath plug?

 
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Teapot

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8th July, 2004 at 04:16:28 -

Dude, the sexism is an intentional joke.

 
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8th July, 2004 at 04:22:51 -

Now you need to invent a 'how to do' for getting INTO an oh-so confortable warm bath without feeling the oh-so uncomfortable ass tingling sensations which I get enough of when going to the toilet.

 
'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'

Teapot

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8th July, 2004 at 05:09:08 -

Well, once Teapot Labs have unlocked the scret to getting out of an oh-so comfortable hot shower we'll start work on your problem Istvan.

 
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8th July, 2004 at 05:20:03 -

I usually count down from 30 to 0, then say 'End task' and turn off both taps at the same time. Then I step out and immediately turn off the bathroom fan so the steam can keep me warm for a little longer.

 
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8th July, 2004 at 06:04:13 -

teapot labs.

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8th July, 2004 at 06:06:16 -

How about the Teapot Labs: How to get out of your girlfriends parents oh-so comfortable bed before they come home?
That's gotta be the most useful advice you could ever get.

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8th July, 2004 at 06:19:45 -

That reminds me of that skit some american tv show did about how to convince your girlfriend to have back door intercourse (to put it nicely, lol)

Mike

 
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8th July, 2004 at 08:21:02 -

you would run into problems if your plug was attached to the bath by a chain or some string.

but if a woman can run a bath which involves lifting and putting the plug in place to stop the water draining and turning the taps on and off, throwing it across the room wouldnt be so troublesome.

 
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8th July, 2004 at 08:45:26 -

Oh, the man probably did those things Mr UK. Also notice the sexism in the customer's proffesions.


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Teapot

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8th July, 2004 at 19:14:15 -

Oops, I just realised that the forum description says to keep things normal, oh well.

 
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9th July, 2004 at 01:21:52 -

LOL

 
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9th July, 2004 at 03:36:14 -

Stop LOLing Michael and give me my Batman rating!
Just kidding, but if you're feeling generous .

 
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9th July, 2004 at 04:20:13 -

What about a Warming Up the cold toilet seat always wanted a nice fix for that
And a Finding the TV remote article, if you invented that, youd make millions

 
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9th July, 2004 at 07:22:42 -

CC: Put a heater in the bathroom.

 
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9th July, 2004 at 07:56:12 -

ahhhhh, no more Frost Bite on my ass

 
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9th July, 2004 at 11:59:38 -

Teapot Labs must not be government run... no one can trust the government to do anything useful anymore

 
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9th July, 2004 at 12:35:21 -

The bathtubs I've seen don't have plugs that can be pulled off, but instead have a mechanism of some sorts where you turn a knob or flip a switch and a door opens or closes to allow the water to drain or stop the water from draining.

 
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9th July, 2004 at 12:40:40 -

Nice to see you've moved on from trying to sell chocolate teapots

 
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Teapot

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9th July, 2004 at 18:46:37 -

Chris: Nonono, we still do that. Where do you think all our research funding comes from?

Darmani: Yes, but that's because you are from the future.

 
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9th July, 2004 at 19:39:19 -

I'm eating a bacon flavour Pot Noodle.

 
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Teapot

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9th July, 2004 at 19:43:23 -

You can get pot noodle in bacon? Why didn't anybody tell me? Oh I've wasted my life.

 
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9th July, 2004 at 19:44:24 -

HAEH! My bath doesn't have a plug, and my son used to bath all day long.
But I found a SOLUTION!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/cin/images/general_events.jpg

I bought STOCKS in VOMIT and threw it in the bathtub!
HAR HAR HAR!

 

Teapot

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9th July, 2004 at 19:57:01 -

NL, you are indeed strange. Who are you voting for next election?

 
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9th July, 2004 at 22:04:19 -

NationalLiberal.... You've got my vote!

 

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10th July, 2004 at 06:24:38 -

I hope NL's game gets in GOTW so we can VOTE FOR HIM! HAR HAR HAR

 
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