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Buster

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9th May, 2004 at 04:01:16 -

This has probably been posted before, but anyway.

Which DC members make you laugh the most?

Ashman is pretty funny, but for every funny thing he says there is always like 10 stupid things.

Kris has made me laugh a few times before but I cant remember when.

AsparagusTrevor is hilarious when he is being sarcastic.

And there was this one time that some n00b asked "How do I do 3D in tgf?" and some smartass replied saying "Its simple" followed by pages and pages of really complicated code. I'm talking like 100 pages too. That cracked me up. I cant remember who said it.

Shen is also funny somtimes, but its hard to tell if he is meaning to be funny.

And a long time ago there was this newbie that could bairly speak english and started telling everyone that if you cover your head in tinfoil no aliens will be able to read your mind.

Theres more but I just cant remember their names.

 

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9th May, 2004 at 04:25:49 -

This post is just beggin for smart-ass responses. Well, your not getting one from me.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 05:06:49 -

YOU ARE... i mean Fire man...fire was the funniest DC member ever! He deserved his own tv show he was THAT good

 
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9th May, 2004 at 05:09:39 -

Funny.

 
gone fishin'

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9th May, 2004 at 05:11:14 -

I had to be said, didn't it...

 
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9th May, 2004 at 05:26:16 -

Kris has made me laugh a few times before but I cant remember when.

*sob*

I... I've still got it! I'm here all week!!!

Anyone??

 
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9th May, 2004 at 06:44:38 -

Funny members eh? Well you can't go past Zyphlar Daikaze for a good chuckle.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 06:50:09 -

I'd say Ashman, but he's not as funny as he used to be.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 07:05:24 -

paul jeffries. were he still here. which he's not. clearly. *coughs*

ashman has no material any more. most folk here make themselves look like idiots

 
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9th May, 2004 at 09:29:28 -

Yup, Ashman is a washed-up comedian and we should all throw ASCII art tomatoes at him.


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9th May, 2004 at 09:55:24 -


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9th May, 2004 at 10:07:47 -

I try my best but obviously im not trying hard enough.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 11:25:06 -

No, not nearly hard enough Andy...


Ashman sold out man. He use to be cool. He use to be teh awesome...you heard me man! What happened to ya man...ya could have been da king yo homes!

 
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9th May, 2004 at 11:49:02 -

ASHMAN, weeee neeeedd you! Asparagus is pretty funny, but there has to be more funny members.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 12:09:37 -

I nominate... myself. Yeah, cuz I'm funny like that. In all seriousness tho I'm gonna go with Ashman or Kris. Or... just about every noob that comes in thinking they're the Click second-coming -- but they aren't trying to be funny so I guess it doesn't count.

On a side note... how did my friend Will, Zyphlar Daikaze, get nominated before me?!? He's posted like twice.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 13:48:54 -

Too bad Ashman is quite now. He must of started taking his pills.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 16:38:06 -

I cannot say there are any funny members really. Ashman had his rare glimpse of humor ... that is history now.

There was the thread with funny slogans on a t-shirt. That thread had some quite funny slogans. But I guess thats not saying too much about the actual member if he did not invent the slogan himself (well other than his own taste of humor).

So theres really a lack of funny members ... however Dustin G. is quite funny in his very own odd way as he often have a s**t load of c**p to pour in the head of otherwise acceptable members ... Oh I could mention comments from an article or two or some forum threads, however I will not. Go figure out yourself.

Oh, and if you havent figured out allready its really me on my avatar ... I did not find another commedian to pride my avatar ... I used myself ...

 
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9th May, 2004 at 18:06:18 -

All TDC's wit has whittled away.

Cybermaze: sorry to hear that.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 18:41:23 -

who me?

I didn't hide your muffin. Honest!

 
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9th May, 2004 at 18:46:05 -

Chris, could you expand on what you are sorry about?

No Snerlin is right. I ate the muffin ...

 
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9th May, 2004 at 18:57:33 -

I wonder how many people will try and make a joke about this post? I mean, it is CRYING for it (This post was only an excuse to screw around with the HTML smileys bcuz i need to get used to using them ) Whoa, that made me look like a hippocrite.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 19:53:58 -

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9th May, 2004 at 22:37:11 -

Kris and Paul Jeffries has made some pretty funny remarks. Ashman used to be funny, but then he got old.

 
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9th May, 2004 at 23:03:28 -

WOW!
Ashman hasn't posted yet!
Surprise!

Then again, was this started today?
Ah.

Forgot how large TDC was.

 
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10th May, 2004 at 00:37:42 -

I'd say Hamish is the funniest guy around here. DeathReaperX was also fun, but he seems to have disappeared. Ashman's crude humor's OK most of the time. Oh, and that guy who drew the penguin with the robotic hands and nunchucks was funny too. And MasterM - he's funny whether he tries to be or not.

"All TDC's wit has whittled away."
Dude, most of the community lost their wit around the time TK popped up again back in the DataStreamUSA days. All that homo/transvestite humor and making fun of nerds in chat rooms. I hated the days when 'lololol', 'roofle', and 'kthxbye' were normal conversational stuff. Honestly, if any of them ever said such thing in real life, I'd have to control the urge to punch their teeth out.

These days, people just act silly. Which usually ain't funny.

 
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10th May, 2004 at 00:46:29 -

I'd say alot of the wit around the place may be wasted on "in-jokes" and specific humour that's only funny for those from certain places in the world, or with the knowledge, or those who have enough wit or a twisted enough mind to get it.

There's a fair bit of innuedo and sarcasm that goes undetected here for one reason or another. It just depends if you can get it or not, and it's more often not around here being a very international site, where the English language and different humour styles are barriers to hilarity.

...either that or we're all just a bunch of washed up, unfunny wannabe comedians...one of the two.

*waits for laughter...*

 
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10th May, 2004 at 01:12:00 -

Muggus: That's totally correct. Lots of the time I find myself laughing at Circy, yet other people don't seem to think he's nearly as funny. People should use ques to indicate they're joking. Ofcourse some ques are harder to do...like how would you indicate sarcasm? You can't really...atleast not with smilies, so you'd have to use proper wording.

Gah, who bothers to sync their posts to grammar?

Anyway, I find that Canadian humour is quite different from other humour. It's close to austrailian, but no where near American humour, or british.

 
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10th May, 2004 at 04:01:36 -

I haven't sold out I've kinda moved on. I've found more interesting things to do than constantly refresh the forums page waiting for something that I can zing back at someone. I still 'click' as such but I've REALLY lost interest in the community itself. Like, not just a little... but REALLY REALLY lost interest.

...cough... PENIS!!! Hehehe for old times sake fellas.

PS: For months DC was plagued with 'Ashman isn't funny' 'Ashman is crap' 'Ban Ashman' 'I'm Jon Chambers and I'm gay' and so on, style posts from nearly every active member and now that I've mellowed everyone is like "Waaaa you sold out man, you used to be cool... call us names again Ashman". And if I did, within a week I'd be bombarded with 'Waaaa Ashman sucks' posts. ADMIT IT!!!

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10th May, 2004 at 04:20:46 -

You know the TDCs just lost a funny memeber when someone gets banned.

 
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10th May, 2004 at 06:56:32 -

"how did my friend Will, Zyphlar Daikaze, get nominated before me?!?"
Zyphlar Daikaze was just the funniest name I read on the member list. Come on guys, say it out loud: "Zaiphlar Die-ka-zee" sounds like "My car! Die nazi!".

 
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10th May, 2004 at 09:04:57 -

Nope, sounds like "Look at me, I'm an idiot". Do you talk with a clothes peg on your nose? :S

 
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10th May, 2004 at 16:41:11 -

Most people say funny stuff sometimes.
Well, except me. I only talk crap.

 
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10th May, 2004 at 17:05:28 -

good to see that no one has mention me

 
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10th May, 2004 at 21:39:09 -

I always thought that Spiderhead guy's pretty funny.

 
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11th May, 2004 at 08:37:49 -

Actually "Daikaze" sounds like "die nazi". Zyphlar doesn't really sound like my car, I just couldn't think of anything.

On a side note: "What's wrong chief? You've barely even touched your banana kaboom."

"Today isn't a very happy birthday for Rex Banner."

 
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11th May, 2004 at 08:40:07 -

Oh their was some guy called "Da Homie" who started a thread asking if anyone else hated me, but he mysteriously disappeared along with the thread. It was cool, because for a brief minute I felt famous. And hated.

 
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11th May, 2004 at 11:05:56 -

That's called infamous.

 
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11th May, 2004 at 17:03:16 -

Funny DC member eh? Hmm, let's see. Well, there are quite a few that spring up to mind. That being Asparagus Trevor, Shen, Kris made me crack up with a 'Hitler's dad' comment when Shadow posted a Father's Day article for a news piece. Muggus is funny also. Circy has his moments, and Ashman is basically the Australian Graham Norton, funny but really gay. Luv j00z!

Now, if you were to say "Funniest Klikker" than that is a very different story my friend. There are many, HiredGun for a start, if anyone disagrees then you can get a mouthful of bile since he is possibly the funniest klikker alive. And I'm not sucking up, it's been said offically on numerous occasions. Mohr is also a comedy legend, hey they should get their own stand up show, I just hope they don't, fame leads to crack, crack leads to death. Texmo also gave me a laugh, although most of the the time is humour was immature, 99% of his comedy mainly involved goatse. Podunkian I don't find funny on the other hand. He too can be immature, but hey it's my opinion. Don't like it you can go fuck yourself.

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11th May, 2004 at 17:40:20 -

Mohr Stoutbeard is hilarious with his Photoshop pictures ("The Artist Formerly Known as The Prince of Persia") and random refrences to movies such as The Big Lebowski and Tron. Hired Gun is okay. I've never really found Texmo or Podunkian funny, they're just too immature.

 
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11th May, 2004 at 19:33:57 -

I dont think podunkian tries to be funny, just idiotic, and a jerk. Texmo really is quite immature actually.

 
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11th May, 2004 at 19:38:21 -

I think everyone has their moments.

 
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11th May, 2004 at 21:24:10 -

Mohr used to be the funniest guy on TDC, but then he mysteriously dissapeared. I miss those little clips he uploaded. I find Podunkian funny at rare moments too. Texmo went from funny to just being immature.

Oh yeah, Spiderhead (or rather, Skullgrim) was hilarious back in the olde, olde days, whether or not he meant to be. Don't see him around here much anymore .

 
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17th May, 2004 at 08:33:50 -

i think spiderhead took everyones advice and stopped posting ten times in every topic.
He is still around because he sends me dc mails sometimes

 
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17th May, 2004 at 14:13:06 -

Didn't Mohr get run over?

 
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17th May, 2004 at 14:31:10 -

Yeah, he did. But he'll tell you the tale, if he wants to.

 
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17th May, 2004 at 15:13:10 -

Circy, that rap is crap you fanny flap.

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17th May, 2004 at 16:53:02 -

Don't you be dissin' Circy's rap
Because if you tell him that you think it's crap
He's gonna give you one almighty slap
AND IT'S LIKE THAT, 'cause that's the way it is.
HUUUH!

 
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18th May, 2004 at 04:08:06 -

Hinkler
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18th May, 2004 at 04:11:35 -

Id say Sam(samwise) and Buster have to be 2 of the funniest DC members.
oh and Chris branches 50 cent/K&p rap rips shit all over Circys raps.

 
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19th May, 2004 at 03:45:14 -

My Hitler post got removed!

 
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19th May, 2004 at 06:17:59 -

yeah, andy, if you were wondering why i suppose you just answered your own question.

 
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19th May, 2004 at 07:43:48 -

Because it was Hitler?

 
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19th May, 2004 at 17:35:19 -

No, because it was a post.

 
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22nd May, 2004 at 13:13:40 -

cba to post on boards like the "old days".
Anyway i am busy at the moment because I have school exams to finish.
What about Hitler???

 
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22nd May, 2004 at 13:24:00 -

phizzy has got to be the funnyest.

 
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22nd May, 2004 at 14:49:21 -

I missed a Hilter post? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

 
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