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Ashman

Possibly Insane

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1st March, 2004 at 08:04:00 -

1. You're strutting down the street like you own da joint! Suddenly some blind punk knocks you over with his cane, and laughs at you (well actually at a pole, but he he's blind so it's all the same). Do you...?

a) Get up and say, "Ok we'll be seeing each other there... well I will... but you won't... cos you're blind, FREAK!" and slam his head into the pole like the gay ass homo he is.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Ask him politely not to do it again.
d) Say, "Easy up there punk, wouldn't wanna start something" and walk away.

2. You're playing Donkey Kong when he jumps out of the screen and starts throwing barrels at you. Do you...?

a) Try to catch them and throw them back at the dumbass monkey.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Crawl into a ball and hope everything turns out ok.
d) Ditch the dope.

3. You're invited to an orgy, but when you get there it's a scam by the town's most flaming homosexual to get you to have sex with him. Do you...?

a) Tell him to "take [his] homo antics where they belong... hell", and then send him there with an AK-47.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Have sex with him, just so you don't feel bad and just scrub alot later.
d) Run! Run like hell!

4. You're on a date with a real cow. She's so horrible, and you're getting sick of pretending to like her. The cheque comes and you have no money, so the Waiter says that you have to wash dishes. Do you...?

a) Hurl the dishes at the prick like Ninja stars and scream like a psycho.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Tell the girl to go home, and do the dishes alone like a good boy.
d) Run away and leave her to do the dishes like the wench she is.

5. You're at a carnival when a carnie comes up to you and starts screaming about what you can win at his stall and how easy it is. Do you...?

a) Rip his small, cabbage smelling hands off and beat him to death with them.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Play his game so many times you run out of money and have to borrow some.
d) Say "Sorry me no speak english" and keep walking.

6. An alien ship lands near you and out steps an alien. He says "You have 30 seconds to convince me not to destroy this planet." Do you...?

a) Call Will Smith in to say that "You do not shoot that green shit at me!" line.
b) Ass ram it.
c) Mumble about love and friendship until the alien says "BUZZ YOU LOSE!"
d) Tell him his "stone age piece of crap space craft" would never outrun the blast, "... you twat".

Results
Answered Mostly A: You are an aggressive person, stay away from pointy objects and stray kittens. Be prepared for a life in and out of the slammer.

Answered Mostly B: Might I suggest auditioning for a part in the Rocky Horror Picture Show you flaming homosexual.

Answered Mostly C: You are quite possible the dumbest son of a bitch alive. You're also lame.

Answered Mostly D: You're cool, you have much in the way of common sense.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Biteg



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1st March, 2004 at 14:48:48 -

1. c.
2. a.
3. a.
4. d.
5. d.
6. a.

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Nick of All Trades

Possibly Insane

Registered
  03/09/2002
Points
  2312

Game of the Week Winner
1st March, 2004 at 15:38:56 -

1. C
2. C
3. D (additionally tell him I am not that kind of guy)
4. C
5. (something in style of) D
6. C

 
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Nickstudios



Registered
  22/08/2003
Points
  479
1st March, 2004 at 16:02:37 -

1.D
2.A
3.D
4.D
5.D
6.A

 
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Stephen [NeonairGames]

Crazy?

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Points
  4521

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1st March, 2004 at 17:17:38 -

1.C
2.A
3.D. If that fails, B.
4.C
5.D
6.D

The blind geiser must really hate the "kids these days". He laughs at you, throws DK barrels at you and he's the town's most flaming homosexual.

 
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Kramy



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Points
  1888
1st March, 2004 at 17:49:01 -

c
a
d
c
d
d

 
Kramy

Mr Icekirby



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  18/12/2003
Points
  846
1st March, 2004 at 17:50:46 -

1. a
2. a
3. a
4. a
5. a
6. a
7. a

Image Mailed by the Author.

 
Mr Icekirby says so!
OBEY ME!

Nickstudios



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Points
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1st March, 2004 at 18:48:16 -

Umm IceKirby there's only 6 questions not 7

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Mr Icekirby



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1st March, 2004 at 20:17:40 -

I .now th.t b.t I w.s be.ng fun.y.

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OBEY ME!

Jigen



Registered
  12/12/2002
Points
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2nd March, 2004 at 04:55:13 -

1.a
2.a
3.d (i would choose a, but, i don´t like kalasnhikovs..if the weapon would be valmet RK-7, i would choose option a.)
4.d
5.d. (that would be easy to do...if you´ve not noticed, i speak bad english....(well i speak good english but.....you know what i mean..=
6.d

yea im cool man!-------

 
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Airflow

imafirinmahlazr

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Points
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VIP MemberSonic SpeedSnow Cloud!Computer
2nd March, 2004 at 06:38:48 -

1 ) Ask him nicely not to do it again.
2 ) None of the above (mostly scream and run around in circles)
3 ) Tell him to "take [his] homo antics where they belong... hell", and then send him there with an AK-47. Afterwords, take the Ak-47 back off 'im and say he don't
deserve this.
4) Say i'll do it., Trust me. Then when his back is turned Ass ram him and Run!!!
5) Play his game so many times I run out of money and have to borrow 6 grand off a friend.
6) Continue to say somthing complicated untill he is confused then run as far away
from the blast zone as possible. (Or hide in a wardrobe)

Oh Damn! I turned out hella lame!

Im so pissed at that Dk emerging tv dude!!!


 
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imafirinmahlazr

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VIP MemberSonic SpeedSnow Cloud!Computer
2nd March, 2004 at 06:39:48 -

Q 2 did happen once however.

I think prior to that there where lots of flashing lights.

 
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Pete Nattress

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Points
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2nd March, 2004 at 12:10:20 -

B to all of them... ahhh hell, that makes me gay! not again!

i've been ashmaned

 
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ChrisB

Crazy?

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Points
  5457
2nd March, 2004 at 14:17:32 -

For the first five questions I choose e) Bark loudly until everyone/everything gets as far away as possible from you. For question six, I poke the alien in the eyes, take his remote and run away with it. While barking loudly.

(aka DADDDD)

 
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imafirinmahlazr

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VIP MemberSonic SpeedSnow Cloud!Computer
5th March, 2004 at 05:47:04 -

Oh crap! If I had know there was an option e) I would of chosen it.

 
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