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7th September, 2003 at 14:25:30 -

Yep that's right, David Blane is 1 day, 22 hours, 45 mins and 30 secs into sitting in a glass box over the thames.

The asshole.

You can even watch it 24 hours a day, that's right! You can watch some stoned 'illusionist' doing NOTHING over a big river all day, for 44 days! You might even catch some pathetic energyless waves to kids who place bets on who can hit the box with the most stones!

What's your view on Mr. Blane?

My mate reckons that the 'water' has glucose in it, which is the bodys natural food store.
Someone also told me about the block of ice thing-he was in there most of the day, but when he felt a bit hungry he steamed up the ice so you couldn't see much, lifted up a panel in the floor, let an assistant 'double' in, and popped down to McDonalds for a big mac and fries.

To me, he's just some bloke who decided he's the next Jesus, and'll probably jump off a 6000ft cliff for his next stunt. Which will probably bring his 'career' to an end. Careering.

 
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7th September, 2003 at 15:35:13 -

personally i think the man is an idiot, but if he dies live on TV, that would be a turn up for the books.

apparantly the water doesn't have any additives, he's letting journalists taste it (and presumably analyse it) to make sure.

 
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7th September, 2003 at 17:20:01 -

well if he really is doin it i say fair play - but the average human can survve 60 days withought food - so why is he choosing to do 44 days?

 
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7th September, 2003 at 17:56:01 -

It be how many times -X- .

 
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8th September, 2003 at 14:48:05 -

heeh i thought he was jewish??

but i found out why 44 days - thats wot he thinks he can manage and his brthday is the 4th of april

 
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8th September, 2003 at 14:54:00 -

I think its stupid how one man starves himself and everyone flocks around him, while other countries have millions starving and nobody notices.

 
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8th September, 2003 at 14:56:18 -

but none of them can make a playing card appear inside a popped basketball

 
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8th September, 2003 at 14:57:15 -

He chose 44 days because after around 45 days you lose your sight.

 
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8th September, 2003 at 15:39:32 -

David Blane sould live in a house with padded walls. That's my 2 cents

 
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8th September, 2003 at 15:42:19 -

It would be amazingly finny if he did die on TV though

 
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8th September, 2003 at 15:43:32 -

Yea, very funny!

 
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8th September, 2003 at 15:53:50 -

Shazzam!

 
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8th September, 2003 at 17:45:16 -

LOL! Can ya feel the magic right there? The magic is coming, oh yeahhhh....!

 
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8th September, 2003 at 18:03:51 -

Weirdo, yes, but he does a lot of (weird) things.

Anyone know when Derren Brown is doing the live Russian Roulette on Channel 4? I hope he doesn't die though. I hope David Blaine doesn't die either, but if he dies it won't be with a bullet through his head...

 
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8th September, 2003 at 18:20:58 -

Derren Brown said September I'm pretty sure when I saw the advert. It all sounds like a stupid idea to me.

 
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8th September, 2003 at 20:52:06 -

david blaine is a faker

 
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9th September, 2003 at 04:21:06 -

hehehe people have been throwing eggs and golf balls at him so they had to clean his box - to counter act this they have raised him up higher - wally

 
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9th September, 2003 at 05:51:02 -

Lol. I think David Blaine is a twit, a showman.

However, as for how he does things, I would be interested to know hoe he professes to do them. That, as well as what hobbies he has, what he gets up to at home, and what his family life was like.

It is true that the man can appear to levitate at will, anywhere, and do a million other freaky things, but these are most probably just illusions. However, IF his life has indeed consisted of ... 'interference', as Jon Smeby suggested, then chances are he's not 100% on his own in this.

Also, if that's the case, then expect him to die a very horrible and embarassing death in the middle of one of his stunts. Demons apparently get bored quickly

 
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9th September, 2003 at 06:27:14 -

hehe i just heard another funny thing - after about 30s u get reaally bad dioreha when your digestion system starts to dissolve- look out below london! there wont be many fans below him cheering 'David' that week im sure

 
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9th September, 2003 at 07:02:07 -

favorite weirdo? THATS ME! HAR HAR HAR!

 

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9th September, 2003 at 10:58:31 -

no, nationalliberal, no one likes you.

chris, brown's doing his russian roulette sometime in october (14th i think). but he wouldn't be doing it if there was a risk he would die. unlike blane, he is not a total twat.

 
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9th September, 2003 at 13:11:56 -

I don't care what anyone says, David Blaine is an incredibly talented man, even if he does cheat.

 
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9th September, 2003 at 13:14:43 -

But then again, I don't think he's as talented as Derren Brown.

 
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10th September, 2003 at 14:10:39 -

Yeah, he's talented at magic, like the one where he got a womans ring, and it appeared in a shop window. He then put newspaper against it, reached through the glass and got it out. The newspaper and glass were whole afterwards. And the one where he chucks a playing card at the car and it appears inside the glass. They do sound suspiciously like camera tricks, but i'm not sure.
However, freezing yourself, balancing and being an idiot in a cage isn't magic, it's stupidity.

 
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10th September, 2003 at 14:54:23 -

I think he looks like Dogzer.

 
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10th September, 2003 at 15:46:10 -

Bo Shazzam Selecta!

 
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10th September, 2003 at 15:47:27 -

that's right.

 
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10th September, 2003 at 16:12:39 -

I wasted my lunch break walking down to see that delusional twit and I can quite honestly say it was the most boring thing I have ever seen.

 
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10th September, 2003 at 16:16:07 -

I drove past him last weekend and I couldn't really see anything.

Did you hear that someone opened up a burger bar close to the box? Oh, I bet he's feeling hungry now. There's probably sugar in his lip-gloss, though.

 
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11th September, 2003 at 05:40:26 -

Yeah, I thought that was quite funny! Theres also an ice-cream thingy there as well!

 
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