Please you have to listen to this!
I have recently discovered something horrifying. The cows are taking over the world! I came to this forum to warn you all!
Here is my theory: The cows start by eating really old food so when we drink their milk we will get ill.
When everyone is uncouncios by the milk poisoning they all escape from their grassfields by jumping over the fences.
Then they pcik up their super-chainsaws (which they have been making in secret) and threaten to kill everyone that disobey them.
After that they will lock up the rest of us in some dirty basement somwhere in Canada.
Now your proparbly thinking "Can't the military stop them?" NO! becase the cows have invented a forceshield that stops any kind of bullets or missiles.
Then they will fly around in their jetpacks laughing at us!
Do you still not belive me? Well i have evidences!
Here is a cow eating garbage (they have already started the milk poisoning!)
And here is a cow jumping over a fence
You thought the cows super-chainsaws was crazytalk? well take a look at this!
You were proparbly thinking "cows cant use jetpacks" Hm, then what is it on this picture that I took outside my house yesterday?
So how long time do we have left? Could be weeks, could be hours. So RUN! Run for your life!
Yup. We are all in serious, serious trouble...I'm loading up my subterranean bunker as we speak, and a direct line straight to the Pentagon has been established. The radio frequencies won't be jammed by current bovine-tech signal jammers, if intelligence holds true.
Remain ever-vigilant against the horned-and-hoofed threat!
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" NO! becase the cows have invented a forceshield that stops any kind of bullets or missiles.
