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Ashman

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23rd May, 2003 at 06:17:27 -

This Topic Has Been Locked : The Daily Click Story
See the tears, the triumphs, the avatars and the cursing as we detail the ups and downs of this infamous website

Awe inspiring, a truely remarkable example of the writers knowledge! - Some Tool

Chapter One - The Evolution
The Daily Click. A beacon to all those new to the incredible art of klikking. A haven to creative genius' whos attempts to convert their brilliant ideas to an actual game, have failed miserably. The once mighty forums corrupted with digital grafitti. Poorly endowned teenagers attempt to compensate for what they lack physically with masses of pointless posts. The great administrators use their mighty powers for good. Fighting back the corruptive influence of power, they remove these pointless exhibitions until the mouse pads upon which their equipment dwells is nothing more than a moist towelette.
But it will not stop. The vile digital cads continue to pollute the cyber reality with their drivvel. They wish to make their point. The administrators want the posts to end. And so a dark compromise is made. The ability to further add to the topic is stripped, yet the post is still able to be accessed. This compromise resulted in the dreaded....

Lock Topic Option *dramatic music plays*.

And thus historys darkest day dawned...


Chapter Two - Enthausiasm
How do I make posts here? Locked.
Please review my game. Locked.
Is Jesus real? Locked.
The Daily Click is the greatest thing ever! *shucks*....Locked.

No post was spared from the wrath of this mighty weapon of titanic preportions. If it was unlocked, they locked it. All in good fun? Maybe. But fun leads to competition. And competition to a need to succeed. And thus a gradual corruption of the great administrators began to take place. None were exempt from the seductive call of the 'Lock Topic' option. But none knew it's charm more than one.
The One. One who could not resist it's call. Like Hugh Grant couldn't resist the sirens, this One could not resist the lockables. He was a shadowy one. This one moved as a shadow. And he was a castor. This one liked castor sugar. He will remain nameless as to protect his identity.

His tyrannical reign was unmatched and unprecedented. All who met with him were met with hostility and demands for hentai pictures.

One day our hero, Ashman, come forth from the shadows of Total Klik. Shunned from this dark place by yet another doctored picture of himself and that Home Alone child, he returned to the great Daily Click to find the place a mere shadow of it's former self. It's once proud members nothing more than reluctant fiends scared to even show themselves. Ashman knew not why. Until he entered the forum to find it riddled with the term 'This Topic has been locked!'

"Aggghhhhh!" He screamed dramatically, for it was everywhere. This was locked and that was locked. It was like being in a padlock store.

He ran. Ran for his life. He ran madly around the study attempting to make sense of the senseless. He concluded that the only way to make sense of the senseless was to act upon the senselessness with something as equally senseless. Senseless violence...

And thus a great revolution was about to take place...


To be continued.......

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Shen

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23rd May, 2003 at 07:31:23 -

Administrative Message: Ashman has been deleted.

 
gone fishin'

Ashman

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23rd May, 2003 at 19:08:50 -

Yeah whatever...

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

ShadowCaster

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23rd May, 2003 at 20:42:25 -

Administrative Message: This topic has been locked.

 
"Now I guess we're... 'Path-E-Tech Management'" -Dilbert

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23rd May, 2003 at 20:43:40 -

j/k

 
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ShadowCaster

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23rd May, 2003 at 20:54:39 -

Your Jesus topic wasnt locked, btw, so quit yer complaining.

 
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24th May, 2003 at 05:10:49 -

This reminds me of something i've seen...I could imagine this Shadow has his moments like this on the forum

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail20.html

Just replace the word DELETED with LOCKED!

 
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24th May, 2003 at 12:39:36 -

I think Ashmans annoyed because he got removed from the top poster list jk.

 
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24th May, 2003 at 13:25:03 -

ARROWED!!! (Sorry, Muggus.)

 
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JP



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4th April, 2005 at 17:13:53 -

What happens if a new post bumps this one off the page? (it was on the last page of the misc. forum posts, #44)

Do they dissapear or does it create #45?

 
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4th April, 2005 at 17:44:06 -

I guess we'll never know.

(..it creates 45)

 
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4th April, 2005 at 21:23:21 -

so where did the posts go that were before this one?

 
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

AndyUK

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5th April, 2005 at 13:48:56 -

There's a top poster list?

Its true that a lot of topics got locked. but usually after an argument or a spamfest so its all understandable.

 
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5th April, 2005 at 14:04:49 -

But there's a lot of spamfests anyway :/

 
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5th April, 2005 at 18:52:41 -

Or until someone *cough*, gets made fun of in an online comic *cough*circy*cough*, & suddenly before you know it, the topic is locked.

 
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ChrisB

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5th April, 2005 at 19:34:29 -

ZOMG CIRCY BASHAR ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 
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Silveraura

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5th April, 2005 at 22:56:01 -

Hey now, wasnt bashing him, just stating a point where Phizzy & everyone else starting getting out of control, I didnt even pertisipate in it.

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6th April, 2005 at 00:19:13 -

this topic is two years old, notice the date gap from wong's to mine? I want to know what happened to the topics before this.

 
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

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6th April, 2005 at 08:02:37 -

I think I once heard somting about older threads being deleted to keep database size down. But that might have been a different forum, I carnt quite remember.

 
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7th April, 2005 at 12:14:59 -

Nah Zane, I think I remember the same. Some time ago there was a "we will delete anything before date X" post. And someone complainted about old posts being deleted.

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7th April, 2005 at 16:48:36 -

Intresting take on the events (twisted as they are). You are truely the Michale Moore of the Click World.

 
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8th April, 2005 at 03:25:39 -

You are truly the right winged retard of the "Click World".

 
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

Knudde (Shab)

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8th April, 2005 at 04:46:37 -

Nah dude, Laz is cool

 
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