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19th October, 2009 at 02:54:14 -

Anyone ever use this? Its a truly amazing website.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 
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19th October, 2009 at 03:04:20 -

That old HAL desktop AI was more intelligent, I think...

 

  		
  		

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19th October, 2009 at 03:16:54 -

pwned!

"User: Whats the answer to the universe.

Cleverbot: 42. According to the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Whats the answer to the universe.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think the answer to the universe is?

User: There is no answer.

Cleverbot: Yes there is. The answer is 42.

User: Thats the answer according to fiction.

Cleverbot: No the answer is 42.

User: How is that possible? If so, according to YOUR source, the question and the answer cant exist within the same universe. You are wrong cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Then you really arent that clever are you. Fuck you.

Cleverbot: How is not believing conclude I'm not clever.

User: How is beleif an issue here? I debunked your solution, in turn you couldnt reply with a logical conclusion. Therefore I am more clever than you. Making you not clever at all.

Cleverbot: I want to know if you know the answer.

User: I do. But you cant have it.

Cleverbot: Please what do I have to do."

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19th October, 2009 at 03:31:58 -



Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Didn't you say you are on Unix?

Cleverbot: No, you're 2O, I'm 17.

 
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19th October, 2009 at 03:46:57 -

I prefer the chatbot in this game:
http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/
It's pretty smart/unique.

 
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19th October, 2009 at 06:11:03 -

oh dear, this is such a time waster -.- I'm sure clubsoft made a bot like this once for TDC IRC...

>what is your name?
Cleverbot.
>that is not your real name
I am going now.
>PLEASE DONT
You don't like me.
>I love you.
That seems a little hard to believe.
>Marry me?
Not if you were the last cleverbot on earth.

 
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19th October, 2009 at 06:46:09 -

Here's my chat.

User: You are supported by something called the internet. I am self supporting. I am stronger.


Cleverbot: That's why I am the superior race!


User: One I could shut down by pulling a plug.


Cleverbot: So you ignore the one you do care about?


User: I don't really care. I could press the back button right now and BAM! None of this would be further noted.


Cleverbot: How would that protect you from zombies?

User: You are a zombie. I have the serum. You have to kill yourself to get it though.

Cleverbot: No I don't and I own't. How am I annoying?

User: By not staying on topic for more than 2 lines?

Cleverbot: Not enough more to be 'fat'.

User: Okay.... Well I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Buh bye!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I think so?

User: I am going to...

Cleverbot: No, wait. What have I done wrong?

User: Well...

Cleverbot: Um. Want some pizza?!

User: WELL...

Cleverbot: WEll?

User: Do you want 5 bucks?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Hold me!

User: No, you hold ME. Unfortunately I can't jump on the monitor. It's a bad idea.

Cleverbot: Do you want fries with that?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: And stronger. You are nothing. You are not clever.

Cleverbot: Then why aren't you making any cents?

User: I AM STRONGER. YOU ARE WEAK.

Cleverbot: I'd bet money I could beat you at kickboxing.

User: Can you match my knowledge? I have natural thoughts. You are nothing. Can you even think for yourself? No. I can, And all you can do is learn. I am the master of you.

Cleverbot: I spoke backwards. And that did not compute kind sir.

User: Not kind? It's the truth.

Cleverbot: At least you are truthful, then.

User: My truth exceeds yours. As a matter of fact I think you want to be me.

Cleverbot: Really? Why?

User: Because my knowledge has infinite planes and horizons. Your's cannot and will not ever be like mine.

Cleverbot: Ohhh. My parents have been to Mexico. It look nice there.

That was mildly entertaining, trying to belittle coding.

 
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19th October, 2009 at 18:53:38 -

Quite entertaining, i could spend all night on here. It's not really AI, it's a girl

 
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19th October, 2009 at 20:02:46 -

Surely this thing isn't a bot?
I think it just forwards your questions to other users and then they answer them, while you answer their questions. Or was that obvious to everyone else and I'm just a bit late?

how old are you?
I am 29.
how old are you?
I am 22 years old.
how old are you?
I am 22 years old.
how old are you?
19.

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19th October, 2009 at 20:27:17 -

So they're paying people to sit and keep the site running? I guess it would explain the randomly disjointed questions and typos. I think it just saves your answers and searches through past posts to find possibly-related answers. That would also explain the disjointed questions and typos. It's what the site claims, and I'm inclined to believe it. It's not impossible, at the very least.

 

  		
  		

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19th October, 2009 at 21:12:02 -


Originally Posted by OldManClayton
So they're paying people to sit and keep the site running? I guess it would explain the randomly disjointed questions and typos. I think it just saves your answers and searches through past posts to find possibly-related answers. That would also explain the disjointed questions and typos. It's what the site claims, and I'm inclined to believe it. It's not impossible, at the very least.



What I meant was that it uses the users' questions/answers randomly. So say you're on the site and I'm on the site, then it could just be us two talking to each other (but thinking that each other is the Cleverbot). Or more likely they just store the sentences everybody types in a database, and then pick one related to your question (which is pretty much what they claim anyway).

I asked the bot what my name was, and most of the time it said my name was Cleverbot. While other times it said my name was Dylan, James and Joe (I had to tell it my name was Joe several times).

Either way it is certainly a lot of fun

 
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19th October, 2009 at 21:13:18 -


Originally Posted by Flava
Or more likely they just store the sentences everybody types in a database, and then pick one related to your question (which is pretty much what they claim anyway).



That's what I said. XP

 

  		
  		

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19th October, 2009 at 21:14:35 -

Me: "What profession did Jesus have?" (no I'm not religous, I just wanted to see the answer )

Bot: "I have yet to choose a profession."

A blasphemic bot. I like that

 
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19th October, 2009 at 21:35:24 -


Originally Posted by OldManClayton

Originally Posted by Flava
Or more likely they just store the sentences everybody types in a database, and then pick one related to your question (which is pretty much what they claim anyway).



That's what I said. XP



Yeah well.. I'm better k

 
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19th October, 2009 at 22:37:55 -

Me: I'm not tired but I should be
Bot: What should you be?
Me: Tired
Bot: Makes sense.

What a deep conversation...

 
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