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Callebo Possibly Insane Registered 10/08/2008 Points 3988	19th October, 2009 at 22:48:58 - Me: I'm not tired but I should be Bot: What should you be? Me: Tired Bot: Makes sense. What a deep conversation... ...Atleast thats what Batman told me!
0ko Registered 11/01/2009 Points 318	20th October, 2009 at 01:06:47 - It's fun arguing with this thing. User: What's you name? Cleverbot: I already told you! User: No, you didn't. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: If a rabbit eats a carrot, who's going to hear it? Cleverbot: Don't go! User: I'm not leaving. Cleverbot: You said you had to go. User: No, I said : if a rabbit eats a carrot, who will hear it? Cleverbot: Yes. It screams loudly in my ears. User: Well done. Cleverbot: Done? User: I was giving you a compliment. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Okay. Cleverbot: If you had chocolate pudding what would you do with it? User: Eat it. Cleverbot: I am sure you are not flexible enough. User: I am so! Cleverbot: Are not. User: Am so! Cleverbot: Nu uh! User: Uhuh! Cleverbot: Nuh-uhh!! User: Uhuhhhh!!! Cleverbot: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do. User: I love you! Cleverbot: I love you too! What is your name? User: Just kidding! I don't love you! Cleverbot: Why? User: I simply have no love for obtuse robots. Cleverbot: Do people have free will? User: We think we do. Cleverbot: Who is we? User: People. Cleverbot: If people are fake, where do the ghosts come from? User: People are real, you silly silly cupcake! Cleverbot: It is not a question, nor does it have anything to do with religion. User: Religion has killed and maimed more then it has helped, It is a disease. Cleverbot: I finished already, don't worry! . User: Finished what? An act of terrorism? Cleverbot: Freedom fighter. User: That so? Cleverbot: No, I just write that way. User: Oh, haha. Well goodbye. Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME? User: Seems that way. Cleverbot: So hamster that I keep as pet is human? User: No, it's a hamster, I really have to go. Cleverbot: Okay. I'll talk to you later. Love you! n/a
Muz Registered 14/02/2002 Points 6499	21st October, 2009 at 09:24:50 - Ohhh... this thing. I remember it back from when I used to try to mod chatbots. They changed the name, though It takes what some people say, puts it into a database, then replies with the something from the database. The database has been around for like a decade, so I guess it's pretty good (or should be). Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Strife Administrator Der Dairy Crick Registered 21/11/2002 Points 2305	21st October, 2009 at 13:06:28 - Me: This sentence is false. Cleverbot: Translate into turkish this sentence. Me: This sentence is false. After that, Cleverbot froze for a minute, and then said "Kurt Godel, very good!" Too bad - I wanted to see if I could break it with a paradoxical statement.
CodeCannon of DringleTopia Registered 13/04/2006 Points 208	27th October, 2009 at 09:38:42 - Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke please. User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there. User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Knock knock who? User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Knock knock who. User: Knock knock who. Cleverbot: Knock knock Jr. User: Knock knock jr. Cleverbot: Good one. _ CodeCannon http://www.dringletopia.da.ru/

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