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-Nick-

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14th November, 2007 at 21:18:41 -

God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
i bet you do, you horny old man
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Yes I try to me horny old man as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
downloading porn?
God:
Do you still me horny old man?



At that point he scared me, and i closed the window.

 
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14th November, 2007 at 21:25:07 -

I broke God again...

He asked me "Do robots have will to live ?"
I responded, "I don't know if robots have a will to live."


God:
Would you like to know? There exist robots.
Me:
I would
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
There are circumstances?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
I don't know, you brought them up
God:
Would you like to know? Only because I was programmed to.
Me:
I would like to know
God:
Where would you look for the answer?
Me:
In you
God:
Tell me a little about your life in me.
Me:
Uh... literally or spiritually?


And now it's broken.

 
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14th November, 2007 at 21:27:06 -


Originally Posted by Nick!
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
i bet you do, you horny old man
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Yes I try to me horny old man as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
downloading porn?
God:
Do you still me horny old man?



Oh my goodness, my sides are hurting with laughter!
Literally. It hurts to laugh right now.

 
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14th November, 2007 at 23:57:30 -

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15th November, 2007 at 00:25:07 -

Got boring fast:

Me:
YOU IS A PERVERT
God:
I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me:
you... you admitted to being a pervert?

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LIJI

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15th November, 2007 at 04:19:09 -

Me:
moo
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Cookies
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Do you know Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Are you friends with him?
God:
Yes him is one of my best friends.
Me:
Do you play checkers together on saturday evenings?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Oh, ok
God:
OK. Next question?
Me:
No, I had enough
God:
Would you rather make a statement? Do you still have enough ?
Me:
Yes. Leave me alone
God:
Give me a break. Sorry to have bothered you, .

 
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Codemonkey

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18th August, 2008 at 12:22:28 -


Me:
hi?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bob
God:
It's good to see you, bob.
Me:
you are not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
its true
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, bob.
Me:
it is true
God:
And the same frequency too.
Me:
you are programmed
God:
Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
Me:
so ha
God:
Whoa. I am so glad you find this amusing, bob.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, bob.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, bob.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
SLAP
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
to go away
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
/me
God:
To you bob?
Me:
weeeeeeeeeeeee
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
noo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes I don't like programs that talk
God:
Please state your conditions. What do you like?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
...
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
..
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
wow....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, bob.

 
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18th August, 2008 at 12:34:19 -

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Jon C-B

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21st August, 2008 at 14:06:30 -

It crashed or something when I said rhifghgiguaergnvoab

 
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Jon C-B

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21st August, 2008 at 14:13:02 -



Me:
Yo God wazzup?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Oh ok....
God:
OK. That's interesting.
Me:
Yes, I suppose it is
God:
Yikes! Sure it is.
Me:
So God can I ask you a question?
God:
Really. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes. So am I
God:
That's cool. Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Yes we've already said this
God:
Great. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yep
God:
I understand.
Me:
Ok
God:
Er.
Me:
When will I die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
*Checked Death* I will die Wednesday, June 25, 2070
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Whats interesting?
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
I'm having a Lacrosse Camp this week then school starts
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Ok then
God:
OK.
Me:
Bye God
God:
Thanks for chatting, Jon.

 
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Ski

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21st August, 2008 at 14:19:40 -

It failed.

Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I think you're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
what is the truth?
God:
The truth is the opposite of that which is false.
Me:
what is false?
God:
Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.
Me:
finding nemo?
God:
Are you a student?

 
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21st August, 2008 at 14:51:30 -

Actually, it NEVER crashes. Wait a few minutes and it WILL give you a response... Unless you lost your connection or something.

 
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21st August, 2008 at 14:55:34 -

These threads are always so boring. -.-

 
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DaVince

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21st August, 2008 at 14:59:10 -

No way. Some of the posted responses are way hilarious. "Your life in me"? o_O

 
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