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30th December, 2006 at 10:31:11 -

ill start:
"Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you." Gman,Half-life 2

 
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30th December, 2006 at 10:48:23 -

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

 
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30th December, 2006 at 10:50:19 -

Although Hitler and the rest of the Nazis were incredibly horrible men they did come up with some good quotes,

“How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”

Yet other non-evil people also come up with good quotes. Who can forget Steve Jobs quote when he was ousted from Apple,

"If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago."

...that was 10 years ago.

 
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30th December, 2006 at 11:55:31 -

There was a Steve Jobs one I always liked, something about putting dents in universes but I can't find it now! bah. but another one of his I liked was "Apple's market share is bigger than BMW's or Mercedes's or Porsche's in the automotive market. What's wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?".

My lecturer once referred to a quote "Geniuses of the future will be able to learn, unlearn and relearn", think it was about rapid shifting of pretty much everything in the digital world. or something.

 
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30th December, 2006 at 12:03:32 -

There was a quote from another forum which was on the console war:

Person X - "I don't see why people like the XBOX so much I mean PS2 has outsold it"
Person Y - "More people have AIDS than Herpes. It doesn't mean that AIDS is better than Herpes"

I thought it was pretty good

 
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Johnny Look

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30th December, 2006 at 12:11:44 -

lol indeed it is

 
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30th December, 2006 at 12:34:21 -

"Your face and your ass, what's the difference?" --- Duke Nukem

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axel

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30th December, 2006 at 14:50:49 -

Ugh, no lame Duke Nukem quotes please.

And I just realized that's the Terminator there in your avatar

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CodeCannon

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30th December, 2006 at 15:56:19 -

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper

Jimmi: “I want to put a ding in the universe.”?

 
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Matt Boothman

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30th December, 2006 at 16:04:16 -

"I told you I was ill" - quote on Spike Milligan's gravestone.

"Winston, you're drunk!"
"Ahh yes, but you are ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober." - Winston Churchill (paraphrased)

"You're only as old as the woman you feel." - One of the Marx brothers, forget which one (not Karl).

 
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Bibin

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30th December, 2006 at 22:09:34 -

"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect." Random person #31337634

 
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WillWill

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31st December, 2006 at 12:13:28 -

"No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer." - Bill Gates

36 years ago.

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1st January, 2007 at 04:00:32 -

He denies ever saying that.

 
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Tim

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1st January, 2007 at 20:06:51 -

Dangerfield:

'A girl rang me the other day saying "Come on over, nobody's home". I went over - no one was home'.

 
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6th January, 2007 at 08:49:53 -

"Yeah, we're all nerds. That's not an insult on the internet." - Phizzy

@Axel: "Yippee ka-yay, mother***cker!" - Duke Nukem

 
Old member (~2004-2007).

axel

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6th January, 2007 at 10:34:25 -

Ok here's a real 2005 classic:

"phizzy is a loser and so doea everybody else" -Evil Kitty

 
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Bibin

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6th January, 2007 at 14:11:59 -

@"No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer." - Bill Gates

36 years ago, that easily was true.

 
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6th January, 2007 at 14:56:49 -

"Rarely is the question asked: Is are Children learning?" -President Bush

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

 
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david-clarke



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8th January, 2007 at 13:01:20 -

here's one I liked:
"A man has two ears, two eyes and one mouth, because he should listen and observe twice as much as he speaks"


 
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Johnny Look

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8th January, 2007 at 17:36:46 -

Some quotes from G.W. Bush:

"The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"Most imports are from outside of the country."

Yes, this is the president of the most powerfull country in the world.


 
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Ando



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9th January, 2007 at 13:06:42 -

@ Above post

Are those REAL?!

Eiichiro Oda, when asked what he would do with a time machine:
"SEE SOME DINOSAURS THEN SOME SAMURAI AND THEN ROBOTS."

 
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Johnny Look

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9th January, 2007 at 15:54:33 -

Yes they are.

 
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Del Duio

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9th January, 2007 at 22:29:16 -

"Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Our lawyers say we can't mention the anti-freeze, so whatever you do, don't drink the delicious, delicious anti-freeze."

Man: "God, why do people die?"
God: "Because I think it's funny, that's why."
Man: "So when my son fell off the building-"
God: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"


Those are some of the great ones off of the GameFAQs message boards.

 
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"To be a true ninja you must first pick the most stealthy of our assorted combat suits. Might I suggest the bright neon orange?"

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Bibin

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10th January, 2007 at 16:57:05 -

"God loves you and forgives you.... aaaand he's also sending you to hell. But he still loves and forgives you!" un-named guy seen on TV while watching crappy american television

 
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Knudde (Shab)

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10th January, 2007 at 17:36:55 -

Duke-isms = Stolen Bruce Campbell lines.

 
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Del Duio

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11th January, 2007 at 00:46:09 -

^^ Ahh, Ash lines are the best! ^^

"Sorry lady, but I'm afraid I'm gonna' have to ask you to leave the store!"
"Shop smart- Shop S-Mart."
(The book "A farewell to Arms" right after Ash chainsaws his hand off in Evil Dead 2)
"Good, bad.. I'm the guy with the gun."
"Hey She Bitch- Let's Go."
"Huh!? Ya' want some hot chocolate!?"

This last one is so funny when you see it, I'm probably screwing it up but it's when the mini Ashes go inside him (from Army of Darkness) and he drinks a kettle of boiling water to kill them, HAHAHAHA.

 
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"Del Duio has received 0 trophies. Click here to see them all."

"To be a true ninja you must first pick the most stealthy of our assorted combat suits. Might I suggest the bright neon orange?"

DXF Games, coming next: Hasslevania 2- This Space for Rent!

Phredreeke

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11th January, 2007 at 16:24:33 -

"If digital dreams were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines... and dick!", Phizzy

 
- Ok, you must admit that was the most creative cussing this site have ever seen -

Make some more box arts damnit!
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Ski

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11th January, 2007 at 17:10:14 -

wanker.

 
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AndyUK

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11th January, 2007 at 17:10:31 -

"Garth Algar: "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." - Wayne's World"

 
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Tim

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11th January, 2007 at 17:43:53 -

"Phizzy sucks and should no longer be mentioned" ~ Unknown


 
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11th January, 2007 at 20:32:26 -

"SilverNova is filled with hate"- John Wilkes Booth.

And if JWB said that, you're in trouble, my good sir.

 
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Tim

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12th January, 2007 at 03:19:34 -

LOL NOODLE

And I only don't like him because he insults me and any misfortune I may have... like laughing at my losses of family members for one.

 
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18th January, 2007 at 15:09:57 -

my favorite 3 are:

"Fight for what really matters"

"Whattever does not kill me, makes me stronger"

"Mess with the best, die like the rest"



 
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18th January, 2007 at 15:10:56 -

My favourite is:

"My girlfriend's mother is hot!"




 
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Joe.H

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18th January, 2007 at 15:32:39 -

In Soviet Russia, YOU ALL DIE.

 
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BeamSplashX

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21st January, 2007 at 13:10:13 -

"Remember the Desert Combat level with the desert in it?" - My friend Matt talking about El Alamein while we were playing BF1942's Desert Combat mod.

"When you're up to your ankles, you'll tell me everything, and when you're up to your kness, you'll be kissing my ass begging me to kill you." from License to Kill.

"We must fight. IT'S OUR WAY." Unnamed operator on the final mission of Armored Core: Nexus.

"We will atTECK, Zeeyo MatrrrrrrrrRICKS." Poor attempt at a Russian accent from the Emeraude representative in Armored Core 2.

"For all the things I've never had, I'll commit the perfect crime." Young Offender by New Order.

"'Bonjour monsieur! Would you like a haircut? It is free, but you must pay for it because we are French.' -excerpt from Evan's trip to Paris." Quote from the best console magazine ever, Official Dreamcast Magazine. I refuse to throw out the two issues I still have.

"Is there any way to take off my pants?" Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3.

"THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' CRAZY!" Dante from Devil May Cry 3. Oh, you goof.

(insert entirety of Pulp Fiction's script here)

Ones I made up:
"Snake, your cornea's been ruptured, meaning-" "I CAN CURE IT WITH THE SURVIVAL VIEWER!" (stabs his eye several times with the knife and pours ointment in, then dies) - Metal Gear Solid 3

"Hey little boy, do you like 'The Final Countdown'?" "I LOVE that song!" (starts humming song loudly while stabbing guy in the leg with a screwdriver.

"Can I put your name in the date box?" What I ask any girl sitting near me before a test.

 
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steve



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24th January, 2007 at 06:12:17 -

Yeah, I have the Bushisms DVD those quotes are real, sadly.

It's amazing that an entire DVD can be filled with such huge mistakes from one man.

(Bush giving a moral boasting speech on the war in Iraq)
- "There is no doubt in my mind... no doubt at all that we will fail."



 
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