DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
Points 7998
22nd August, 2006 at 10:25:15 -
I got this in my mailbox today.
Hi!
My name is anton klepke and I´m from sweden.
I drives a peace and antirasistic website here in sweden www.pacifist.se and now I have a idea, and there is were you are in my mind.
My idea is to follow the military here in sweden when they talk to people about war, hten we on pacifist.se going with them with big stereos with nice music, and give the people flyers against the military. BUT, we also give the people a free CD with peace games, big nice games.
I have maded a game to this CD my self, Im not a good programmer as you, but I think my game is good, to been made by my hands..
And now I ask you how you would answer If I asked you if you wanted to be on the CD, you get very good advertisement (maybe 500-1500 people will get the game, each month, if everything works out as I planned)..
I want to ask you if you want to make a game together with us, you make as much as you want and is very free on the manus and how the game is doned, you got really much promotion this way becouse as I said, 500-1500 will get the CD physical each month, and also people can download it from pacifist.se with a link and presentation of the maker, you..
I also asks many other, so the CD will be full of great games, and you maybe, if you want, will be one of the producers.
Send me a mail so can we talk moore about everything..
make a game in which you are a game maker and you are in a game whic his withing a game and then so forth and thus onwards chaps tallyho but make ita so you cannot do a jumps or shoot so you are just game maker you can walk around but you are not the end
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named night,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
Out of time.
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
Points 7998
22nd August, 2006 at 15:33:16 -
Nah, unlike I expected the guy responded. I still think it's kind of a trap, but I'll make a serious game. Well, not SERIOUS, but peaceful anyway.
Old member (~2004-2007).
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
Points 7998
22nd August, 2006 at 16:01:55 -
I have an idea. Let's all create a small game about peace!
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named night,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
Out of time.
For fun, I have put all the grammar and spelling errors in bold, and put additional comments when I think bold text wouldn't be enough.
Hi!
My name is anton klepke and I´m from sweden.
The first letter in a name should always be capital. Same with countries.
I drives a peace and antirasistic website here in sweden www.pacifist.se and now I have a idea, and there is were you are in my mind.
I believe what he meant was THAT is WHERE you COME INTO my mind.
My idea is to follow the military here in sweden when they talk to people about war, hten we on pacifist.se going with them with big stereos with nice music, and give the people flyers against the military. BUT, we also give the people a free CD with peace games, big nice games.
Big games? That should be large games. The only way a game would be big is if it was an xbox. Also, it should say WILL be going with them, or GO with them.
I have maded a game to this CD my self, Im not a good programmer as you, but I think my game is good, to been made by my hands..
For this CD. Like you. To have been made by my hands. The comma between good and to isn't really needed. He also begins a habit of writing double punctuation marks.
And now I ask you how you would answer If I asked you if you wanted to be on the CD, you get very good advertisement (maybe 500-1500 people will get the game, each month, if everything works out as I planned)..
Oh, I'm gonna be on a CD! Wouldn't it be simpler just to ask if you want to be on the CD? The "You get very good advertisement" should be a new sentence. Again, those commas aren't really needed in that last paranthesis. His double punctuation mark habit continues.
I want to ask you if you want to make a game together with us, you make as much as you want and is very free on the manus
Now what the hell does he mean with that? Is should be are anyway.
and how the game is doned, you got really much promotion this way becouse as I said, 500-1500 will get the CD physical each month, and also people can download it from pacifist.se with a link and presentation of the maker, you..
If I see more double punctuation marks I'm gonna scream.
I also asks many other, so the CD will be full of great games, and you maybe, if you want, will be one of the producers.
Send me a mail so can we talk moore about everything..
Yay, I just got my pacifist email. I haven't replied yet, but I'm sort of interested. Sort of. I'm not really interested in making anything if it's a nothing-organization. He doesn't seem to have much google presense.
(Bad machine translation: Musicians in the band Avantgardeministeriet. More shallow for the network dare to refuse Nollning, and the political batch Pacifistisk Solidaritet.
Writer for miscellaneous newspapers, tries to work as biografmaskinist, has typed a number beeches of which no still is published.
Is active prompter of the campaign in order to buy the Swedish Prime Minister Göran Persson.
Can show off with that only got salary paid out once in the whole your life. Has however worked with over twenty different trades.
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Pacifistisk Solidaritet
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Pacifistisk Solidaritet is a Swedish pacifistiskt batch.
Runs the active campaign “buys Prime Minister Göran Persson” where the tries to gather 100 000 sek which, according to the batch, willed be enough in order to buy Göran.
However will not go to vote on to the choice 2006 then the party leader, Anton Klepke forgot to order vote notes then he fulfilled years same day as the payment willed be left and had annat to intend on.)
The website though fails the 'pages that link to' test.
Pity since the idea of a pacifist game is interesting. Well, if I end up making one anyway I'll send it to him.
I got it today as well, so I'm obviously one of the in-crowd now. From what I can decipher, it doesn't sound a bad offer, exactly, but I'm not certain what exactly he's asking us to do.
If I do make a game, it's going to have a special 'fuck pacifism' mode that activates the blood engine and adds in gibbable orphans when you enter a code.
I got that mail aswell, I replied to it saying, thanks but no thanks. I got this in reply.
"great to hear from you.!
Ok, then I know about your policy.
My question ( I understand that my mail is hard to understand, my
english isn´t that good, when I think about it, my english is pretty
bad..) wasn´t about the game you have made, but if you wanted to make
another game, a game taht you from the beginning make to distribute
for free too peoples over the world.
I try to collect as many game makers as posible to each make a game
about peace and things like that. What you get out of it is a high
promotion of yourself, becouse we spread the game to thousend of
people each month. And then of course, the good thing too inform
people and young people about the bad things. with wars and violent
conflicts.
I hope you think that it sound as a good idea and I will be really
happy to count you into the team of gamemakers.
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named night,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
Out of time.
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
Points 7998
24th August, 2006 at 15:14:10 -
Oh yeah, no deadline, people! You can work at whatever speed you want, he told me!
So, I thought this would be a good opportunity to release my oriental massage parlor simulator, to celebrate the peaceful exploitation of women from impoverished Asian countries, but I hadn't gotten the e-mail! So, I was wondering what the deal was. I made a game one time. Why weren't my skills solicited by this overly idealistic dude who will probably get less than two dozen copies of these peace games out to people? So, I sent him an e-mail:
Dear Anton,
What's up your ass, snow monkey? Haven't you played Giant Robot Go Grocery Store? That game got me laid in prison, you dumb bastard, so you'd better respect my skills, or I'll tell my dad and the US will invade Sweden and destroy all of its precious organ-driven pop music.
I swear to God that's what happened. Next, he hit me back with this:
Dear Mr. Defibrillator,
Yes, I have seen for your games with the many and the both and I have liked them with the hands and the mouth. It was a very experience of touchig with myself. You are like Brad Pitt to my people, yes? But, I think the games may be so not right for what I want to be with the doing, for they are, how you say? Like, with the cat dragging its tiny meow balls across your face, and getting hung up on your upper lip, so it is with the dropping of a deuce in your mouth for friendship. But in Sweden, *cat* balls *you*! Is old joke, yes? But still very much with the good! Why? Who can say? It is with great umbrage that I sign to you, "Asshole Song" forever. Goodnight.
Yeah. I was surprised as well. And confused. But mostly vengeful, so I sent him this:
Dear "Anton,"
Thank you for the constructive criticism. You raised several good points and I respect your position.
Then, I received this:
Dear Mr. Guy,
The only position I respect is with the making of the doggystyle. And you.
Somehow, we are married now. And that is the end of my story.
i think you should make the games first two levels all peaceful and then put "full game available for <insert name of swedish peace thing here>" then send him the full version to publish and have the levels after that the most violent, horrific things you can imagine so the people playing them will be like wtf? lol
"Actually sir, we found a tiny unicorn in your exhaust. It was jumping around poking holes in your gas tank." "Oh thank you I did not know that. A tiny unicorn? Wow."
I myself haven't got a mail of this, but I just want to tell your that I'm from Sweden and he's the one with crappy english, not Swedish people.
If I got this offer I guess I would have made a game but not with very much effort.
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