Damn! I must have the smallest of them all!!! Ugh! and Kitty...stop bring up religion on these forums, what's the point!? Go to bible.com or something..or better, go eat one. No one cares if you are christian or not, honestly it makes you look worse, like I lose respect on people like that
I fookin hate humourless cretins (people not dissimilar to LIJI and Lazarus), but am not offended by them. I am offended by bigotry like Pete said, unless it's faux racism and such. I absolutely like stuff like that;
"Look at him, runnin' around, he thinks he's back in Ethiopia bein' chased by a lion".
Swearing is acceptable in most everyday situations, nay essential. Especially loud, inventive swearing like "Titwank". Oh yeah, another thing, try to slip the phrase "Furry muff" in instead of "Fair enough", especially with an authority figure. 10 points go to those that achieve it.