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AndyUK

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28th December, 2004 at 09:58:59 -

I saw a topic like this on Gamefaq.com about final fantasy 7 and i must admit it was really funny.
There was Plenty of making fun of 7331 speak and general n00biness
Here we go then.

"OMGS WOT R TEH MMF? LEIK TEH CDV IS WONT FIT IN MY GAMECUBE LOL!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE"

get the idea?

 
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28th December, 2004 at 10:30:41 -

"all ur downloads don't work!!!"
"Yes, they do. We test them before accepting them. Which one doesn't work"
(noob replies with random link)
"Oh, do a search for Winzip on the internet, download it, install it, and most of them should work"


Not exactly a question... but based on a true story...

 
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28th December, 2004 at 11:01:00 -

My character falls through the platforms

 
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28th December, 2004 at 11:29:49 -

"where do i get mmf"

"how do i make a gaem"

"were can i warz mmf"

(link to harddisk)
"The link doesn't work"
"it does work for me"

 
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ChrisB

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28th December, 2004 at 11:31:53 -

can u help pls

 
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gizmo



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28th December, 2004 at 11:43:11 -

OMG ARE THERE ANY TEH GURL CLICKERS?!!!?!?!!!!11222////

 
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28th December, 2004 at 12:33:39 -

Is it just me or are people here too critical?

 
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28th December, 2004 at 12:41:44 -

Nope. Just blunt.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 13:46:40 -

Here's one:
"chcek it out!! its a sonik clone withh zeb graficks!1 i bet itsk liek beter then any clik gaem heer!!LO!L"

EDIT:
Haha, I got that one Kirby.

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28th December, 2004 at 15:36:46 -

"liek wyh teh phuck doz TFG k33p crash1ing?!/1? TFG suXx0rZ!!1"

Someone said something along those lines to me over MSN once.

 
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Stephen [NeonairGames]

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28th December, 2004 at 17:09:46 -

why won't my people move?

how do you shoot lasers?

why won't my game work?

how do I draw good?

what how do you right click something?

 
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28th December, 2004 at 17:20:10 -

here's one that really happened on msn awhile ago. A 16 year old ubern00b added me and
started talking to me.

n00b: can you send me the mmf plz?
me: uh..I only have one.
n00b: send it.
me: but then I don't have it anymore...
n00b: AAAAAARCH!
n00b: can you send me the open source then plz?
me: the open source of what?
n00b: jejejeje.
n00b: do you have any open source?
me: well, hundreds of them if you are talking about games I made.
n00b: ok send.
n00b: plz

then I blocked him.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 18:16:13 -

L0L0LLLL00L, L@@K AT MA 1337 P0N6 CL000N3!!11!!!oneoneone!1111eleven!111!one-hundredandone!1!11! i Pr0M1S3 iS difefranyt tO OTHA CL000000n3!!1!!11!eleven.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 18:21:57 -

Hayo, that might've been the same guy who talked to me on MSN a few months ago, said pretty much the same thing.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 18:21:58 -

ZOMFGWTFBBQKTHXBAI!taht gaem is teh roXXorZ!!!11111 w111 u maek me 1 liek taht?????????? or can 1 have teh gam fiel?

 
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28th December, 2004 at 19:26:27 -

umm 4 some reson dis thing on teh side of dc menu sez my daily click. i dont get it. omg, it sez 'newbie' wtf? i have been her lik 2 wks.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 21:18:43 -

OMFG TEH DOWNLAOD DOESNT WROK!1111 YUO NEED TO PLUG WNIZIP IN TO TEH MOTHABAORD TO MAEK IT WROK!!!111 OR TEH` MAEK SURE YUOR NOT SENDING TEH ERRORS TO TEH CPU OR IT MIGHT DELTELETE YYUOOR MONTIOR ADN HACKRES CAN PWN YOUR HUOUSE!! SIHT I BROEK MY CUP HOLDR LOLOLLO``

Seriously though, once in a French lesson we went to use the computers to play crappy french games. I got bored and started drawing a stupid BSOD in Paint. The french teacher saw me typing in a fake error message and reported me to the IT department, claiming I was, and I quote, "sending errors to the motherboard". From paint. Had to explain myself to the head of IT. I've also gotten in to trouble before for using notepad.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 22:20:45 -

my favorite thing is pretty dresses.

 
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28th December, 2004 at 23:16:57 -

Tigs, a very similar thing happened to me last year when I was using a school library computer (during my lunch hour even) and I took a screenshot of the desktop. Then I put it into MS Paint and added a few virus-ish looking icons to the picture. Then the school librarian approached and I had to show her how it was only a paint drawing, and that I could infact edit. She let me off the hook with a warning

 
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29th December, 2004 at 09:52:42 -

A true story

Noob: 'Hey will you test the game I've made?'
Me: 'Sure'
(sends it)
Me: 'Hey thats the smallest game you've ever made! Just (about) 500kb!'
Noob: 'Yeah cool huh'
(I open the zip file)
Me: '.. uh, you didn't include the GAM file...'
Noob: 'Oh... well do you need it?'
Me: 'Yes, you need it.'
(Noob puts GAM in zip file and shows it to me)
Noob: 'There, it should work now, just click Accept to download'
Me: 'Dude, I'm not going to download a 245mb TGF game. How did you make it that big?!'
Noob: 'I dunno, I suck at TGF. Wait, is it because of the mp3z I converted to wav and put it in TGF?'
Me: '.........omg. You're nuts.'
Noob: ' hahaha lol'
Me: 'Try to use MIDIs next time.'
Noob: 'MIDIs? Do those need drivers?'
Me: 'oh god, read the manual.'

 

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30th December, 2004 at 09:45:43 -

"I've nearly finnished making my online game - It r0xx0rz!. Just one question: What is the MooClick?"

That didn't work. Aw well.

 
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Joe.H

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30th December, 2004 at 15:03:24 -

how do i add my game?

 
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AndyUK

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30th December, 2004 at 15:06:24 -

How do i post on the forums?

 
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30th December, 2004 at 15:24:18 -

where can i find da hack to teh game factory - i need it very important my other game factory got a virus innit plz give it to me.

 
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30th December, 2004 at 19:03:14 -

No doubt you guys would have had many Instant messages like this:

Noob: Hey I need some help...
me: Yeah sure what is it?
Noob: How do I make games that come in a setup file?
me: Your kidding me right? How could you miss it. its in the file toolbar
Noob: Oh, ok thanks, see ya.

 
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30th December, 2004 at 23:06:12 -

"What are those blue dots in the gridthingie for?"


 
Mendokuse...

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30th December, 2004 at 23:14:53 -

This is one I actually asked: "whats an engine?"

 
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1st January, 2005 at 12:45:13 -

I R MAEKING TEH BEST MRARIO CLOEN EVAR!!!111 OMG LOL!!!111 NEED SUM1 2 DO GRAEPHX!!111 MAEK TEHM GOOD AND SEND TO ME AT BIGSTUD@HOTMAIL.COM!!!111!!!1! SEND TEHM THIS WEAK PLS BCUZ I R A BUZY GUY K THX BYE!!!!!111

 
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1st January, 2005 at 12:46:39 -

PS WTF I 4GOT TEH NAEM OF TEH GAME IS MARIO: RETURN OF GANON!!!11 IT WILL BE TEH BEST!!!! OMG LOL!!!1

 
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.

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1st January, 2005 at 13:43:57 -

"i forgot my serial number, lost my CD and never told clickteam i own their product because i gave them the wrong details which i've now forgotten. seeing as i do legitmately own it, can you please send me MMF?"

i say stupid stuff to my computing teacher all the time. e.g. arguing about a punishment:

me: "to punish him for that is stupid"
him: "well i've punished another person for doing the same thing"
me: "that's no reason to punish this person."
him: "at least i'm consistent."
me: "yeah - consistently wrong."

got in a bit of trouble for that

 
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1st January, 2005 at 19:19:18 -

I do the same with my computer teacher, alot, only reasion I do it though is because she used to be my mom's best friend when they were in school, not to mention she lives right down the street from out house, so its fun to annoy her about it.

 
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2nd January, 2005 at 12:48:18 -

Whats an active object?
Why does my guy shoot in different directions everytime I jump.

 
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2nd January, 2005 at 15:38:10 -

"Im going to make a game like StarCraft in TGF, can some1 plz give me some code and step by step instructions on how to make my game? Thx!"

 
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3rd January, 2005 at 09:25:14 -

Hmm... looking back at an email I forgot to delete:
"u make games? i had this really good idea for a Pokemon game that's really realy cool.reply to me and ill tell u everything about it. i need it finished next month"

I should really check back on my mIRC logs. Those had the funniest logs of noobs. Still wish I had that log of a noob who pretended to be a girl just so that I'd send him/her a copy of MMF. Something about saying that she'll show a nude pic of her if I sent MMF, but not having an online picture because her friends had their online pictures 'undresed by Photoshop'.

I love newbie logic.

 
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AndyUK

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4th January, 2005 at 09:55:29 -

"a noob who pretended to be a girl just so that I'd send him/her a copy of MMF"

thats desperation.

 
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5th January, 2005 at 16:42:14 -

lol, y'all stop pretending not to be noobs, go home

 
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5th January, 2005 at 19:05:03 -

It's quite tragic, many of these could be real.

I have a rather long IM log to share with you - it wasn't me but one of my friends (who goes by RaphX) who occasionally visits the site and enjoys winding people up. He has an account here, but I believe the only thing he ever posted was "OLOLOLOL". Anyway, someone by the name of "GameWack" had been annoying just about every user on the site for a while, so he got hold of his IM address.

The result: http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~wong/gamewack.txt

 
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5th January, 2005 at 19:25:51 -

hahahah wong...poor (6)(6)wACk0:S got PWNED!!

by DA WAY!! what's a n00B??!?11212!!!

 
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6th January, 2005 at 00:46:12 -

"what is leet? Is that that language in star wars?"



 
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6th January, 2005 at 06:14:00 -

I remember, a year back or so, someone posted a message on our forum. He thought you could use this website to make games with

 
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6th January, 2005 at 18:30:20 -

There is nothing funnier on the internet than watching or reading a n00b being 'owned'

 
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6th January, 2005 at 21:43:37 -

Wong that thing makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

 
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.

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7th January, 2005 at 02:26:34 -

I saw that on the Playboy channel once... it was horrible, i've never watched playboy since...then again, playboy sucks...so there..

 
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7th January, 2005 at 03:26:13 -

Playboy doesn't have midget porn, I hate when people lie for no reason.

 
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7th January, 2005 at 08:23:13 -

Of course it does. You might have to stand back about 20 feet from the screen to see it though.

 
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