Unfortunately it's a night in. I've drank a bottle of cheap imitation Baileys and now I'm on cans of Carling cos it's cheap. It's a budget piss up this year, saving cash for New Years Eve when there's really something to celebrate.
Yeah, that's lent. But they can give up anything as far as I know, like a vice or something, it's not just eating. If I celebrated lent, I'd probably give up sticking my head in crocodile's mouths, I'd say that's one of my biggest vices. It would be a hard lent going without that, I tell ya.
You know, JP, everyone gets the same virgins in the afterlife. And even if they were different, what when they're done? They're not virgins anymore. You don't get an infinite supply of virgins, certainly not in this world, unless you go for children, and then that's paedophilia.
I do believe that the PC brigade are only going after the Christian festivals, though, even 10 years ago. You can't sing songs about the religious side of Christmas, but you have to learn about what all the other religions do, and have full assemblies for it. I remember one year, they invited back dancers and drummers from the Diwali assembly they had - what has that got to do with Christmas? I can't understand the logic.