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Gaspy Conana



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18th June, 2004 at 10:12:33 -

I made some funny klik jokes for you guys.

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Nobuyuki, Dogzer, and Circy went to hell. Satan was all like "Hey dudes, I'll let you guys go to heaven if you can give up your addictions." Nobu was addicted to food, Dogzer was addicted to money, and Circy was addicted to sex. They agreed. One day while in heaven Nobu ate a cheeseburger, *poof*, he went to hell. Then Dogzer and Circy were taking a stroll when all of a sudden Dogzer saw 10 dollars laying on the ground. He bent over to pick it up and *poof*, both Dogzer and Circy went to hell.

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Q: Why did the fag parade cross the road?

A: TO GO TO THE DAILY CLICK, LOLOLOLLO.

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Q: Are there any female Klikkers out there?

A: WHAT DOES EJACULATION MEAN>?!>!>?? LOLL

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HAHAHAHAHAHHOHHOHOOHO HO HO HO, I crack myself up.
If you guys have any klik jokes post them.


 
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Shen

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18th June, 2004 at 10:40:42 -

What did the Active Object say to the other Active Object?
Nothing, Active Objects can't talk.

What did the Active Object say to the Mersenne Twister?
Nothing, its rdPtr was still pointing to the Active Object.

Image Edited by the Author.

 
gone fishin'

Cybermaze



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18th June, 2004 at 11:34:25 -

Hahahahahaha...

The first one with Nobuyuki, Dogzer and Circy was very good. The others very not funny though.

hmm ... Ill try to come up with a few too:

What did the police officer say to the active object when stopping it?
"Sir, the speed limit here is 60".

What happened when the two active objects collided? They threw an event!

 
If you knew, I would have to kill you...

Broomie

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Game of the Week WinnerI'm an alien!Has Donated, Thank You!VIP Member360 OwnerI'm on a Boat
18th June, 2004 at 11:52:59 -

A klikker walks into an object... omfg an active object!!11

I can't think of anything that can compete with Necro's first one. Very good, you make me laugh.

 
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ChrisB

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18th June, 2004 at 13:13:32 -

The first joke always had that, JD ;P (I'm sure it was about Elvis, Elton John and some other guy)


Here's a crap TGF joke for you all:

Q: How many objects does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 262 - that's when all the objects disappear randomly


And another:

Why are TDC users so crap at making games? Because they only click once per day

 
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Kramy



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18th June, 2004 at 13:13:54 -

Necro: First one good, others not so funny...

Cubermaze: Good one with the speed.

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One day a counter and an active object went to the beach.

The active object went swimming in the water, but the counter didn't follow.

When asked why, the counter replied, "I can't float".
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Yeah, I know, in MMF 1.5 counters can now carry floats

Edit: Good ones CB!

Image Edited by the Author.

 
Kramy

ChrisB

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18th June, 2004 at 13:16:19 -

Oh, and here's why there are no female Clickers: because you need a male connector to use a mouse. (Think about it)

 
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Cazra

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18th June, 2004 at 14:22:34 -

@Kramy: LOL! Float!lol.

I'll give it a shot.
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Q: What do you get when you cross TGF and a mute pirate?

A: sample R

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>always
-set counter A to 1
-set counter B to 9999
>if B > A
-set alterable string of text object to "Mwahahahaha!!!"
>A realizes that he will never be greater than B
-destroy A

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Q: What did the player object say to the giant rock backdrop that blocked the way to the exit?

A: You're in my way! You're such an obstacle!

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Q: Why don't many klikkers use Mode7 in their games?

A: Because Mode7 ate Mode9

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JP



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18th June, 2004 at 17:47:24 -

Lets see how racist jokes convert to TDC jokes:

Q: Whats the difference between a klikker and a pizza?

A: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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Q: How do you keep a klikker out of your back yard?

A: Hang one in the front!
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Ok well those didn't translate well.

Here is some more

Proofs that all odd numbers greater than 1 are prime according to:

Mathematician: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime and the rest follow by induction
Physicist: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 expected experimental error, 11 is prime, ...
Klikker: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, ...



A klikker, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologists: "They have reproduced".
The klikker: "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."

 
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

Tigerworks

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18th June, 2004 at 18:12:15 -

Is it me, or did that not make sense?

 
- Tigerworks

AsparagusTrevor

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Game of the Week WinnerHas Donated, Thank You!VIP MemberEvil kliker
18th June, 2004 at 18:54:40 -

And the results of this topic show that Kliking does not translate well into jokes.

 
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JP



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18th June, 2004 at 21:09:42 -

It makes perfect sense:

1. Two people enter the house.

2. The number of people in the house is currently two.

3. Three people extit the house, the current number of people in the house is negative 1.

4. If one person enters the house, the house tally is 0, meaning no one is in the house.

Ok, it doesn't make sense from the commonsense standpoint as we can assume that there was a person in the house before we got there.

 
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

Ashman

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19th June, 2004 at 00:14:31 -

Two guys walked into The Daily Click and saw the quality of these jokes. They shot themselves out of depression. The end.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Muggus

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19th June, 2004 at 03:02:01 -

...and i've come to the conclusion that there is no humour in Kliking.

 
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!

Shawn Wolfram



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19th June, 2004 at 03:30:55 -

Here's a joke

I was making a game and I walked into a wall! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

Anyways...

 
http://www.myspace.com/gidek = Myspace is for fags.

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