Well, I was going to make some very valid points, but unfortunatly the topic was locked. I do understand Pete's reasoning for doing so, the women topics are really annoying, but I belive it should stop here, so Pete, or anyone else, don't listen to anyone when they say to lock this topic, because I belive we all should get this out of this system. But feel free to do what you want, I can't control you.
Anyways, to save you all from having to return to the locked topic, I'll just post the conversation so far.
Well since everyone and their kitchen sink are starting this same exact topic over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, I thought I might give a stab at one.
Lets see, why is it that women don't come here? Well maybe it's because when they get here, they see all the topics that look exactly like this one, or the one before that, and so on.
You know, I read some posts about ShadowCaster wrongfully banning people. To tell you the truth, Insead of banning people that hate me, I'd ignore them and ban every single one who starts complaining about how they can't get women by complaining to a whole bunch of guys.
Here's an Idea, cassinova. Instead of trying to find a girl that's halfway across the globe, and possibly *Coughs*Obviously*Coughs* very unattractive, go out of your house, go to a gym for a while if your out of shape, get yourself some "washboard" abs (you will feel totally better), then go buy a muscle shirt (Not one of the fake ones you fool), and a pair of baggy pants, then go to a local metal/punk/rock concert (IF THERE ARE NO LOCAL CONCERTS NEAR YOU YOU MUST BE EITHER IN SOME STRANGE COUNTRY, OR BE LIVING IN A DITCH IN THE SAHARA, OR AS CHRIS FARLEY SAYS "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RI-VER!!). There is a perfect place to meet women... or men.
If you aren't confident enough, then shut up, thats your fault for being so damn chicken.
So then, that solves our 5,000,000,000,000 different female complaints. So lets all move on with our lives, keep our hormones to ourselves and then were done.
I get all my dating advice from the daily click
Shutup Gilgamesh, no one asked for your advice on women. And your not being very humorous by typing all that rubbish either.
Even if Muz wrote a couple of posts on women I still value his objective opinion more than your subjective bullshit.
And your contradicting youself by posting this damn topic: You tell people to get a life and that finding a sexual partner on the net is stupid, but you expect them to take advice from someone over the net, who I might add sounds like a complete tosser.
And dont have a go at SC, when you get a website than you can do what you want, which will probably include a section on how to get 'washboard' abs, and Gilgamesh's guide to picking up women.
Pete, or any other admin, please delete this trash.
You sound like...you just got your first girlfriend today and the first thing you did was rush to this site and write that garbage up there.
Heres a tip for you, pretend to be cool for as long as you can becuz as soon as she finds out who you really are your gonna get dumped hardcore
So that is the conversation, now it shall continue.
Okay let's break this down.
You seem to tell me that I am contradicting myself. You said that "your contradicting youself by posting this damn topic" How exactly am I contradicting myself? "You tell people to get a life and that finding a sexual partner on the net is stupid, but you expect them to take advice from someone over the net" The truth is, I am giving them advice, I never said they shouldn't get advice over the internet, smart guy. I said they shouldn't date over the internet. Before you go and ridicule someone, make sure you know what it is you are saying first.
"but you expect them to take advice from someone over the net" I never said I was expecting anything, I simply am giving the advice, not jamming it down their throats. You can't expect anyone to do anything.
"no one asked for your advice on women" Uh huh, that's why there are all these post that say things like "Where is the women, how do I get women, and Give me a woman" Well of cource, your technically right, no one ever said "Hey Gilgamesh, teach me the art of woman getting", but no one said "Hey Gilgamesh, don't give us your opinions" You and JML said that after the fact, but unfortunalty, you can't really change the past, and you couldn't have told me before, because of cource, you can't expect anyone to do anything. Besides, I can say what I want, what makes you think you can do anything about it. "OH NO! What if he fries my hard drive!" Frankly I could care less.
"your not being very humorous" I was never trying to be humorous, I just talk that way occasionaly, but if you think that it had the potential to be humorous, then I think that's kind of a complement If you think about it.
"You tell people to get a life" Woah, hold it there. That's putting words in my mouth. No one said anything about anyone not having a life. What is done in this community is a life, and if you seem to think that these people have no life, that's kind of an insult to them, I think that you should appologize.
"dont have a go at SC" I have nothing to do with ShadowCaster, nor do I have anything against ShadowCaster. I was simply basing that part on somthing that you people said. I never said that Shadow had to do anything, and yeah, maybe that would be a little harsh to ban anyone who asked about a woman on TDC, so I guess I'll take that one back.
Now one more thing, by the way you speak to me is very rude. Now I admit that my post does sound a little offensive, but it is nothing compared to the way you've been talking to me. Maybe it's just that I've offended you some way. Is it the fact that you are a little insucure about you and your mounds of women? I'd bet you'd go on a killing spree if I said that women are stupid and crazy, but that would be judging you, and I wouldn't want to go into that. Well maybe your just angry because you aren't in good shape. Well I suggest you get out to a gym or take some martial arts classes or something, what ever you think you need to get into any other shape than round. Trust me you'll feel better. But then that also would be judging you. Or maybe it's the fact you have a little some one where the only known existance of her is a few little words on your computer, and by me voiceing my opinion on how internet relationships are bad, you went berserk. But anyways...
Mr. JML Games, I have not forgotten you.
"as soon as she finds out who you really are your gonna get dumped hardcore." Well, I've been dating my Girl for quite sometime, and she is well aware of who I am, and that was a long time ago, and untill this day, I don't ever recall getting dumped hardcore.
"Heres a tip for you, pretend to be cool" I'm not pretending to be anything, this is how I am. Is there some problem with the way I act? Let me tell you something buster, there is nothing cool about the way I act, if you think I'm cool, good for you, start a fan club.
"You sound like...you just got your first girlfriend today and the first thing you did was rush to this site and write that garbage up there." I have such a good comeback for that but I won't say it because you might have a hissy fit and go complain to someone to delete me. But it sounds to me like you sure did a lot of rushing to get up there to say something irrelevant that sounded alot like somthing istvan could have said during his speech.
Okay no the both of you
"Shutup Gilgamesh""typing all that rubbish""your subjective bullshit. "sounds like a complete tosser.""please delete this trash""write that garbage up there." You know, this reminds me of a quote that [|--CIRCY--|] wrote on April 2 2004:
"it seems that many of you think that rules are meant to be broken. I've seen a drastic increase in insults, swearing, and general obnoxiousness, and its got to stop. "
"as soon as she finds out WHO YOU REALLY ARE""YOU tell people to get a life""a complete tosser" You know it really sounds to me like you both know me from somewhere. Do you know me? No the truth is you don't, so why is it that you are making all of these assumptions and judgements about me based on what I've said in this post? I can make all sorts of assumptions and judgments about you, but does that make them true? No it doesn't. If you pay attension to anything, you'd know that I am rarely on TDC, and even my computer for that matter. I came here a year ago, and with that short ammount of time, seeing as though I don't come here often, I find it hard to believe that anyone on TDC knows much about me. Nor do I know much about any of you.
You see people, this really isn't about women, or anything like that, but it is about how we treat each other here. There are alot of you who seem to keep a level head most of the time, but then there are some here that are getting into heated arguments! It's mad! This is described as a community. The dictionary has many different defenitions for this word, but I think this one stands out the most:
Sharing, participation, and fellowship.
Some of us should definatly think of this place as this. We share our games, as well as we should share our opinions with out ridicule. We should participate in creating our games, and as we should participate in helping them create there games. And we are a fellowship, people gathered together with similar interests, so let's not rag on each other, We all have a common interest, so lets voice our opinions, and comment on them as if it were are own.
This might sound a little cliche or cheezy, but remember the words of Rodney Kind "Can't we all just... get along?"
Damn it! Shut up! I cant stand anymore of these posts! You even quoted people telling you to shut up from your previous post! SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO CARE ABOUT IT THIS TIME! AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I'm tearing my hair out here!
There are some very simple steps toward getting a girlfriend...
1. Be confident in yourself
2. Just Friggin' Talk to them
--a. make sure you talk to their eyes
--b. don't talk about incessantly about nerdy crap till you know them
3. Drop a few compliments once in a while
4. Don't try to hook up too quickly -- never underestimate the friend zone
5. 10% of what you mean is conveyed in the words you say. 40% is how you say it. 50% is your body language
--a. That's why internet relationships don't work
--b. That's why you should never try to bullshit a girl