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Knudde (Shab)
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Crazy?
Registered
31/01/2003
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5125
      
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18th January, 2004 at 12:25:07 -
Ohhhhhh
What is the malt liquor
that gets you drunker quicker
What come in bottles or cans
BEER
Can't get enough of that
BEER
Oh how I really love it
BEER
Make me think I'm a man.
BEER
I can kiss and hug it
But I'd rather chug it
Push my stomach out to here
I cannot refuse a
I could really use a
BEER BEER BEEEER!
beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remeber how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack, with my dad
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud..
Here have some pretzels
No thanks, I call it quits
Those thing give me the schlitz
HA HA HA HA
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach just stands
Beer, it's liquid bread it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew
Ewwww.
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that, as we sing
Ohhhhhh
What is the malt liquor
that gets you drunker quicker
What come in bottles or cans
BEER
Can't get enough of that
BEER
Oh how I really love it
BEER
Make me think I'm a man.
BEER
I can kiss and hug it
But I'd rather chug it
Push my stomach out to here
It's the most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Shen
Possibly Insane 
Registered
14/05/2002
Points
3497
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18th January, 2004 at 14:44:15 -
And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks.
gone fishin'
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Knudde (Shab)
Administrator
Crazy?
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31/01/2003
Points
5125
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18th January, 2004 at 14:46:22 -
*cleans glasses* - now 'ait a bloody secon'. He ain't got three arse cheeks, that's 'is bald 'ead up 'is arse.
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Shen
Possibly Insane
Registered
14/05/2002
Points
3497
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18th January, 2004 at 14:47:37 -
You don't get it, do you?
gone fishin'
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Knudde (Shab)
Administrator
Crazy?
Registered
31/01/2003
Points
5125
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18th January, 2004 at 14:49:04 -
Oh, I got it, I just like twisting things around.
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Nick of All Trades
Possibly Insane
Registered
03/09/2002
Points
2312
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18th January, 2004 at 15:28:30 -
Alcohole should be forbidden too
n/a
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Knudde (Shab)
Administrator
Crazy?
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31/01/2003
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5125
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18th January, 2004 at 15:33:10 -
alcohole is forbidden, but Alcohol
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Mr Icekirby
Registered
18/12/2003
Points
846
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18th January, 2004 at 17:27:33 -
monty python?
Mr Icekirby says so!
OBEY ME!
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Cybermaze
Registered
03/04/2003
Points
853
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19th January, 2004 at 04:48:01 -
Monty Python?
While Monty Python did "invent" the frase:" And now to something completely different/else (etc)" they got nothing to do with the song.
Shab as I recall the song I think you got one or 2 words wrong, and Im sure it should be:" I'll drink to that, as we sing ONCE MORE".
But what the heck. To my best knowledge the song is made by Weird Al J-something. Very funny indeed. Ive got it somewhere meself (I wrote MEself and NOT myself on purpose).
If you knew, I would have to kill you...
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Knudde (Shab)
Administrator
Crazy?
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31/01/2003
Points
5125
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19th January, 2004 at 09:14:02 -
yeah, I did it from memory, so it's probably a little off.
Craps, I'm an old man!
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Blackgaze
Possibly Insane
Registered
01/11/2002
Points
3161
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19th January, 2004 at 12:25:13 -
I love monty Python and I remember that quote.
"Welcome to the upper class twit of the year"
Formerly known as "Spiderhead".
Returned after four years.
www.youtube.com/user/sevlech for more infomation
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ChrisB
Crazy?
Registered
16/08/2002
Points
5457
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20th January, 2004 at 16:49:15 -
You know, I don't really want to be a programmer. No, what I really want to be... is a lumberjack!
BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
n/a
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Ashman
Possibly Insane
Registered
12/06/2002
Points
3974
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21st January, 2004 at 06:57:53 -
LOL! Upperclass twit of the year. One guys runs himself over... how the hell do you do that?!?!?!
Has anyone seen the Cheese Shop skit? Best skit ever.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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Buster
BLING COMMANDER
Registered
03/06/2002
Points
1545
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21st January, 2004 at 06:59:26 -
Hey you look cool as megaman!
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Muggus
Possibly Insane
Registered
31/07/2002
Points
2958
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22nd January, 2004 at 01:47:20 -
Yes, yes beer IS good.
Groin grabbingly good even.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
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