Last night while I was working my wonderful clerical job at your friendly hellish neighborhood 7-11 I realized just how bad the stupidity has gotten in this world. For example, when a 16 year old pulls up in front of my store and starts laying o the horn for five minutes for no other reason than to announce "Hey! Look at me, I'm a blithering Jackass!" That's bad enough, but when the idiots next to them started doing it also, I was ready to snap. A simple walk to the front door and a yell of "What the F*CK do you think you're doing! Your disturbing my customers and really pissing me off, and unless you want my size 14's up your arse I suggest you stop." Well, this really seemed to piss him off as he flipped me off and slammed is daddys brand new Silverado (which he wasn't supposed to be driving I later found out.) into reverse, and right into the other jackass who was previously laying on the horn. Well, no one got hurt, but the Silverado was un-drivable as he had bent the back axel and so was the other vehicle, a honda civic if I'm not mistaken. I guess there is some justice in this world. And remember kids, don't piss 7-11 clerks off, they have special powers that you can't even comprehend.
Yeah, well I had the full backing of my manager, and the people were just sitting out there they weren't customers, if they hadn't been extremely annoying I would have let them be. I was nice, as I could have, and probably should have called the cops to give them nice pink loitering tickets. And it wasn't the first time either, I had told them to stop a couple times before that, but they paid no attention. And besides, if I had lost my temper the reprocussions would have been greater than just me yelling at them. I'm actually pretty level headed.
Hmm, here in Denmark, there's a whole site for people like you (shab) who've encountered idiotic customers (or the likes of'em) ...some of the stories are really stupid....like one about a woman who went to a super market to buy some liters milk. She got home, weighed the milk and got angry cuz apparently they didn't weigh what she thought they should. So she called the super market and complained, after that, she went to the super market, got the milk exchanged for a couple of other identical milk cartons, and they never heard from her again...
Im travelling home in my 1971 car, on a road infested with speed cameras.
The limit is 50 mph, so i cruse down at about 45- 48 mph. A geezer whos behind me decides to overtake me (probably becuase he can not stand being behind an old car no matter what speed i am going), straight into a speed camera, two flashes and it got him.
Bravo to your stupidity mr idiot! thats a £60 fine (i think its £60 anyway)!
I once asked a dodgy carnie if he'd ever been investigated by a Current Affairs program.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
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thats a £60 fine (i think its £60 anyway)!
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