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tetsuya_shino



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11th April, 2011 at 04:46:10 -

Greetings. Once before I had tried to find a way to allow members here to put themselves in one of my games. I thought it would be a cool thing for members, but also make my game more interesting. (For example, members having their npcs say funny or intetesting things to say.)

I just thought up a fool proof system that allows me to add npcs without too much effort on my part. This system might has a lot of restrictions, but there still should be enough freedom to make things intetesting. Also, entry is easy. Beyond answering a few questions, you don't have to do anything.

Your npc will be added to my current (hentai) project without effecting the story at all. If this sounds interesting, keep reading.

I will now try to explain things without giving away too much spoliers.

In order to be an npc in this game, you have to pick between being a 'tribal soldier' or a mercenary that works for the 'tribal soldiers'. For reasons that are explained in the game, all of the Abayomin soldiers (male and famale) have a dark skin tone. The mercenaries are can be any skin tone. More details will be givin in the game.

Please answer all of these questions, only picking from the listed possible answers.

1) Are you an Abayomin soldier or Chestnut mercenary? (effects skin tone and uniform worn)
2) Are you male or female?
3) If female, would you consider yourself a girl or a women?
4) If female, what is the size of your bust? (small, avg, big)
5) If female, what is the size of your hips/rump? (avg, big)

6) What is your skin tone? (1-6, with 1 being the lightest and 6 the darkest. If Abayomin soldier, must pick 5 or 6)
7) Your unifrom requires a head scarf/helmet be worn. Do you continue to wear now? (yes, no)
If no, would you say your hair is long or short?
9) What is the color of your hair?
10) What is the color of your eyes?

11)What is your name? (please avoid using names from popular media or 'internet' sounding names)
12) It's 18 hours before you are sent to the firing squad. The hero talks to you. What would you say to him?
13) It's 12 hours before you are sent to the firing squad. The hero talks to you. What would you say to him?
14) It's 6 hours before you are sent to the firing squad. The hero talks to you. What would you say to him?
15) You have been removed from your cell before the hero wakes up the next morning. Where you had stood there is a note you had written. What does it say?

To anyone that answers all 15 questions, I will later post a sprite of their character in this thread. Have fun!

 
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Alonso Martin



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11th April, 2011 at 05:33:26 -

When I saw the thread title, I thought it would take on a serious tone about wanting to die (although it be not quite soon, I suppose). Take it very lightly, but things would be a lot better were I dead; from life only death can save, I've realised. Being alive (just remaining alive) is a very heart-breaking enterprise. Sorry for steering away from the topic, but it was an interesting question .

 
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tetsuya_shino



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11th April, 2011 at 05:41:35 -

We all go thought hard times. Sometimes we are faced with problems and we feel that suicide looks like the only way out. But that is giving up. You can change yourself. You can change your environment. You can overcome nearly all problems with time and effort.

If you have suicidal thoughts on a daily basis, you might want to seek professional help.

 
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Alonso Martin



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11th April, 2011 at 05:52:09 -

Oh, not at all. It's not about killing yourself because life's too hard. It's more about realising what roads humanity could have taken but didn't (which would lessen the troubles of being-in-the-world). It's more of a rabble about Heidegger's anxiety and what it feels to be alive. Life does have its ups and downs, but once life is thought about enough, it stops being so dualistic. I'm all right, thanks for worrying

 
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lembi2001



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VIP MemberIt's-a me, Mario!Wii OwnerI like Aliens!Has Donated, Thank You!PS3 OwnerI am an April Fool
11th April, 2011 at 11:10:12 -

Here you are, i think it sounds fun so here are my responses.

1) Chestnut Mercenary
2) Male
3) N/A
4) N/A
5) N/A

6) 1
7) no, short hair
9) brown
10) green

11) Leightonio
12) Hey Fella, do you know where i can find the Good Loving of a Woman?
13) Hey Fella, do you know where i can find the Loving of a Woman?
14) Hey Fella, do you know where i can find any Loving at all? With Anyone?
15) Well, it was too late for me! I never did get any Loving. Hope you have better luck than me!!

 
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tetsuya_shino



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11th April, 2011 at 16:10:30 -

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"Dear Sir or Madam,

This letter is to inform you that your son, Leightonio, has been captured by Imperial soldiers. Odds are he will be tortured for 3 - 5 days then sent to the firing squad. Rescue attempts will not be made. Sorry for any inconvenience this news causes.

Signed,

Mr. A. Nonymous
Chestnut Mercenaries
Personal Division"

 
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MasterM



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I am an April Fool
11th April, 2011 at 21:58:43 -

me

i didnt even read any comment or anything whats this all about but definitely me

 
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tetsuya_shino



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12th April, 2011 at 01:07:29 -

I'll keep this offer open for 7 days. After that its too late. How I design the 'TDC members cell' is based on how many valid submissions there have been.

 
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Matt Boothman

The Nissan Micra of forum members

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Game of the Week Winner
12th April, 2011 at 10:06:47 -

1) Chestnut mercenary.
2) Male

6) 1
7) No
short
9) blonde/brown (sandy coloured)
10) blue

11) Boothman
12) "Eighteen hours left, man. One thousand and eighty minutes. Seventy-five percent of a day. And all I can think about is how to express my predicament in numbers."
13) "Half a day left now. Seven hundred and twenty minutes. Or;... forty-three thousand two hundred seconds. And yes, I do realise I am obsessed."
14) "SIX HOURS!! Just six. Out of the past twelve hours, I've spent roughly two trying to figure out how much time I have left in different chronological units. And now I've only got 0.000685 years left to live!!"
15) "Dear X* - if you are reading this note, needless to say - I am one hundred percent dead."

* Where it says X you can put the hero's name or whatever.
15)

 
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tetsuya_shino



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12th April, 2011 at 11:28:54 -

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"Dear Sir or Madam,

This letter is to inform you that your son, Boothman, has been captured by Imperial soldiers. Odds are he will be tortured for 3 - 5 days then sent to the firing squad. Enclosed in this letter is 63.8% of the next paycheck he would have received this month. Have a nice day.

Signed,

Mr. A. Nonymous
Chestnut Mercenaries
Personal Division"


 
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Phredreeke

Don't listen to this idiot

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12th April, 2011 at 15:58:33 -

1. Chestnut
2. Male
6. 1
7+8. No, short
9. Light Brown
10. Blue
(also I have a beard and glasses, see my avatar)
11. Phred
12. Welcome to our fortress tall, Take some time to show you around, Impossible to break these walls, For you see the steel is much too strong.
13. When there's lightning, you know it always bring me down. 'cause it's free and I see that it's me who's lost and never found.
14. The Horsemen are drawing nearer, On the leather steeds they ride, They have come to take your life...
15. I'm coming back, I will return. And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn.

(a couple of references to my favourite metal bands, heh)

 
- Ok, you must admit that was the most creative cussing this site have ever seen -

Make some more box arts damnit!
http://create-games.com/forum_post.asp?id=285363

tetsuya_shino



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13th April, 2011 at 01:46:00 -


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"Dear Sir or Madam,

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that your son, Phred, has been captured by the enemy. Let us hope that he has a will of iron (or other such metal), to resist revealing any sensitive information during his interrogation. Odds are he will be tortured for 3 - 5 days. Afterwards a band of Imperial soldiers will shoot him to death. Have a nice day.

Signed,

Mr. A. Nonymous
Chestnut Mercenaries
Personal Division"


 
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s-m-r

Slow-Motion Riot

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Candle
13th April, 2011 at 04:17:56 -

1) Abayomin soldier
2) female
3) woman
4) Average bust
5) big hips

6) skin tone of 5
7) I still wear a head scarf
9) Black; wavy
10) Black or dark brown

11)Vanni
12) "Look at these mercenary dogs...Not so tough once you take the guns out of their hands, are they?"
13) "What do you want? I have nothing to offer you. If you want to buy a few moments of tenderness, look to one of my cellmates. I'm out of your league."
14) "Keep your filthy hands off me. None of you better touch me!"
15) "War is a sham. It makes beasts of us all. I'll gladly depart this world for the next. If you're wise, you'll join me sooner rather than later."

 
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Phredreeke

Don't listen to this idiot

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You've Been Circy'd!VIP MemberPS3 Owner
13th April, 2011 at 09:02:00 -

tetsuya: AWESOME!

 
- Ok, you must admit that was the most creative cussing this site have ever seen -

Make some more box arts damnit!
http://create-games.com/forum_post.asp?id=285363

tetsuya_shino



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13th April, 2011 at 14:43:23 -

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"Notice of disappointing performance

You have received this notice because your daughter's recent actions have brought dishonor to both the Abayomin Army as well as your family. Vanni's dishonorable actions are as follows;

1) Failure to be victorious in a minor battle.
2) Unwillingness to fight to the death.

Additionally, our spy network has confirmed the following;

3) Failure to commit suicide immediately after being captured by the enemy.

If or when our forces attack the base where your child is being held, your child will be fired upon as if she was the enemy.

Due to these three acts of disappointing performance your taxes will be tripled. Additionally, any remaining children you have (over the age of 16) are immediately drafted into the Abayomin Army.

Glory to the Abayomin tribe!"



 
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