Ever had one? I remember my worst: MRS.EGGER. First off, she had this little system where if you did something wrong, she would put a letter on the board. 2 letters = a check = DETENTION. But she would seriously have at least one detention a person in a week. I remember another teach came in once and said "How many checks equal a detention, 3?"
And then there was the time in math class when we were measuring the volume of a cube, and she says, "Multiply the length, by the width, by the height." So some kid starts measuring the height and she yells "STOP YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN ORDER!". It doesn't end there though, then she goes on the tell us the height is always the longest side and, eh you get the picture. The lady was a walking facepalm.
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We had several scary teachers. Mrs Slater, a french lady who taught French at the school was hated by most. She was once suspended because her entire class made complaints against her for shouting "What are you? Stupid?" at her class. Her pupils also reversed the entire classroom when she left it to photocopy some documents, she came back to find her desk at the other side of the room and the pupils facing the other way My best friend at the time was also suspended for calling her a See you next Tuesday. Thinking about it, I guess she got it pretty hard. Pupils who lived in the town often threw eggs at her house, too
Then Mr Fluker the German teacher used to throw chairs and get pupils by their necks
But I had one particular science teacher in the 7th or 8th grade, she was real bitch.
With her I managed to get expelled from class at least once a month.
I recall one particular incident when I was caught playing sea battle in the middle of the class with a classmate.
The other asshole yelled "you sunk my ship!" pretty loud, needless to say she heard him and when she found out what we were doing, she stared at me, almost shocked, while I was trying the hardest I could not to laugh in front of her, she then proceeded to send both of us to the director.
She also expelled me from class once because I refused to take my jacket off, and we were in the middle of the winter, with the warming system barely working.
Originally Posted by -Adam- Her pupils also reversed the entire classroom when she left it to photocopy some documents, she came back to find her desk at the other side of the room and the pupils facing the other way
I had a LOT of strange teachers. Lol, I'd rant out on them if I didn't like badmouthing people. My art teacher told me that she has the power to curse me if I ever badmouthed her.
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There have been several characters that I have encountered. Usually they were just odd. There were a few mean teachers but I thankfully rarely took their classes. Like Muz, I would feel bad explaining their hilaritudes.
I remember 3 or 4 students pushing one of our heavy woodwork benches up against the supplies closet when the teacher went in there to get something. Then we all stayed perfectly silent pretending to have left. I can't remember his name but he had long hair so everyone thought he was gay. Kids eh?
I've had a strange teacher, but he was more eccentric than anything. His name was Mr. Hopkins and he was the schools only French teacher.(He was amazing btw) But pretty much he would play pranks on the class. Like onec he gave us this really stern look and said "You have a test, on everything you'vge learned so far". Then we start doing the test and half way through he says stop, starts collecting the papers then throws them all in the trash. Or another time he said he was hungry. So he went to the garbage can put his hand in and out came the hand carrying a sandwich, which was of course under his sleeve the whole time, but everyone was completely grossed out. And he was the only teacher who kept almost a house full of belongings in his room, like of course a motor cycle.
I threw water at students, let them watch Turkish Star Wars and have them write a report about it, had them write essays about hamsters and forced them to copy dictionaries by hand. Those were of course the students who misbehaved in my class.
I had nothing but brilliant teachers and wont hear a word against them (even though thats impossible here ). Our first form teacher was a brilliant disciplinarian, we only had him for a year but he toughened us up for secondary school. But then he went and got suspended for sending out love letters .
Another bloke used to be a runner with my dad so we got on well.
And a maths teacher who I was always in trouble with but also got on well with. Like that bloke and the headmaster from Saved by the Bell. In detention we used to talk about music and drums over a game of chess.
Aaaand we had a very fat and angry English teacher who nobody liked. But he was a monster. Used to have us read passages from books and would fall asleep at his desk.