Prison escape sucks, but what this guy did was EPIC!
Think Solid Snake hiding under a cardboard box is as ridiculous as Clark Kent's glasses? Well, think again. Some guy in a German prison managed to cut his sentence short thanks to a cardboard box.
The 42-year-old Turkish citizen climbed into the cardboard box and mailed himself out of prison. By express courier no less. If they ever suspected that it moved, they probably thought "oh, it's just box."
Once the courier passed through the gates, the inmate cut a hole in the tarp and made a run for it. The man is still at large, but is already forever part of the "Cardboard Box" entry in the Metal Gear Wiki.
Lol, a terrorist mastermind in Singapore got away by saying he had to go to the bathroom. In Singapore. Where police are everywhere and it's on an island. Gotta respect that guy's escape skills.
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