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So I was cleaing up ectoprods a bit, when I came across this story a bot posted. I was originally going to edit out the links, but it's unintentionally hilarious with the links in there. I'll probably edit them out in a further post.

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I fumbled[1] in my pockets to see if there were any cigarettes, which had escaped[2]their search. I found one and because of my shaking hands, I could barely get it to my lips. But I had no matches, they had taken those. "I looked through the bars at my jailer. He did not make eye contact with me. I called out to him 'Have you got a light?' He looked at me, shrugged [3]and came over to light my cigarette. "As he came close and lit the match, his eyes inadvertently locked with mine. At that moment, I smiled. I don't know why I did that. Perhaps it was nervousness, perhaps it was because, when you get very close, one to another, it is very hard not to smile. In any case, I smiled. 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And his looking at me seemed to have a new dimension[4] too. 'Do you have kids?' he asked.swg creditsthe sun onlinethe sun online goldsword of the new world vissword of the new world goldtabula rasa credittabula rasa creditstales of pirates goldvanguard moneybuy vanguard goldvoyage century goldwarhammer gold2moons dil2moons goldanarchy online creditsanarchy online creditarchlord goldbuy archlord goldcity of heroes influencecoh influencecity of villains infamycov infamyeve iskeve online iskflyff penyabuy flyff goldflyff moneygaia online goldgaia goldge moneygranado espada visgranado espada goldguild wars goldgw goldhellgate london palladiumhero online goldlast chaos goldpirates of the burning sea goldpotbs doubloonragnarok zenyro zenyrappelz rupeerappelz goldscions of fate goldsecond life linden" 'Yes, here, here.' I took out my wallet and nervously fumbled for the pictures of my family.second life moneystar wars galaxies creditsswg creditssword of the new world vissword of the new world goldtabula rasa credittabula rasa creditstales of pirates goldvanguard moneybuy vanguard goldvoyage century goldeverquest2 platinumffxi gilmmorpgfree mmorpgmmorpg forumfree online mmorpgmmorpg openmmorpg sourcefree fantasy mmorpg wow levelingHe, too, took out the pictures of his family and began to talk about his plans and hopes for them. My eyes filled with tears.wholesaleage of conan goldaoc goldaoc power levelingage of conan power levelingaoc levelingI said that I feared that I'd never see my family again, never have the chance to see them grow up.wow goldwow goldwow goldworld of warcraft goldworld of warcraft goldworld of warcraft goldbuy wow goldbuy wow goldbuy wow goldwow power levelingwow power levelingwow power levelingcheap wow goldcheap wow goldcheap wow goldwow powerlevelingwow powerlevelingwow powerleveling Tears came to his eyes, too. "Suddenly, without another word, he unlocked my cell and silently led me out. Out of the jail, quietly and by back routes, out of the town. There, at the edge of town, he released me. And without another word, he turned back toward the town.aoc goldaoc power levelingaoc levelingaoc goldaoc power levelingwow goldwow goldwow goldworld of warcraft goldworld of warcraft goldworld of warcraft goldbuy wow goldbuy wow goldbuy wow goldwow power levelingwow power levelingwow power levelingcheap wow goldcheap wow goldcheap wow goldwow powerlevelingage conan goldbuy ffxi gilwow powerlevelingwow powerlevelingmaple story mesosmaplestory mesosmaple story mesoaoc levelingaoc goldaoc power levelingaoc leveling"My life was saved by a smile." Yes, the smile�Dthe unaffected, unplanned, natural connection between people.. I really believe that if that part of you and that part of me could recognize each other, we wouldn't be enemies. We couldn't have hate or envy or fear.

 
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27th October, 2008 at 04:18:48 -

He lost his arms in an accident that claimed his father's life��who was the main source of support for the family. Since then, he has had to depend on the arms of his younger brother. For the sake of taking care of him, his younger brother became his shadow, never leaving him alone for years. Except for writing with his toes, he was completely unable to do anything in his life. One late night, he suffered from diarrhea1 and had to wake up his younger brother. His younger brother accompanied him into the toilet and then went back the dorm to wait. But being so tired, his younger brother fell asleep, leaving him on the toilet for two hours till the teacher on duty discovered him. As the two brothers grew up together, they had their share of problems and they would often quarrel. Then one day, his younger brother wanted to live separate from him, living his own life, as many normal people do. So he was heart-broken and didn't know what to do. A similar misfortune befell a girl, too.

One night her mother, who suffered from chronic2 mentalillness disappeared. So her father went out looking for her mother, leaving her alone at home. She tried to prepare meals for her parents, only to overturn the kerosene light on the stove, resulting in a fire which took her hands away. Though her elder sister who was studying in another city, showed her willingness to take care of her, she was determined to be completely independent. At school, she always studied hard. Most of all she learned to be self-reliant.

Once she wrote the following in her composition: "I am lucky. Though I lost my arms, I still have legs; I am lucky. Though my wings are broken, my heart can still fly."

One day, the boy and the girl were both invited to appear on a television interview program. The boy told the TV host about his uncertain future at being left on his own, whereas the girl was full of enthusiasm for her life. They both were asked to write something on a piece of paper with their toes. The boy wrote: My younger brother's arms are my arms��while the girl wrote: Broken wings, flying heart.

"I was sure that I was to be killed. I became terribly nervous. I fumbled[1] in my pockets to see if there were any cigarettes, which had escaped[2]their search. I found one and because of my shaking hands, I could barely get it to my lips. But I had no matches, they had taken those. "
I looked through the bars at my jailer. He did not make eye contact with me. I called out to him 'Have you got a light?' He looked at me, shrugged [3]and came over to light my cigarette. "As he came close and lit the match, his eyes inadvertently locked with mine. At that moment, I smiled. I don't know why I did that. Perhaps it was nervousness, perhaps it was because, when you get very close, one to another, it is very hard not to smile. In any case, I smiled. In that instant, it was as though a spark jumped across the gap between our two hearts, our two human souls. I know he didn't want to, but my smile leaped through the bars and generated a smile on his lips, too. He lit my cigarette but stayed near, looking at me directly in the eyes and continuing to smile. I kept smiling at him, now aware of him as a person and not just a jailer. And his looking at me seemed to have a new dimension[4] too. 'Do you have kids?' he asked.
'Yes, here, here.' I took out my wallet and nervously fumbled for the pictures of my family. He, too, took out the pictures of his family and began to talk about his plans and hopes for them. My eyes filled with tears. I said that I feared that I'd never see my family again, never have the chance to see them grow up. Tears came to his eyes, too. "Suddenly, without another word, he unlocked my cell and silently led me out. Out of the jail, quietly and by back routes, out of the town. There, at the edge of town, he released me. And without another word, he turned back toward the town. My life was saved by a smile." Yes, the smile�Dthe unaffected, unplanned, natural connection between people.. I really believe that if that part of you and that part of me could recognize each other, we wouldn't be enemies. We couldn't have hate or envy or fear.

 
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27th October, 2008 at 09:36:43 -

Sounds like the plot to a Nastyman game.

 
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27th October, 2008 at 16:43:09 -

I don't get it. Was there meant to be a moral to that story?

 
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27th October, 2008 at 17:56:49 -

Heh, i noticed some bots decided to start some new threads at Ectoprods.

 
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27th October, 2008 at 19:00:16 -

Lol, Nastyman was also the first thing that came to my mind. I dunno, I guess they have similar writing styles

I wonder where all these bots come from? I think they're just unemployed after spam started dying out and they now write random stories and troll on shoutboxes, hoping for a job.

 
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27th October, 2008 at 20:22:42 -

Hahahaha, oh it's great what bots do to not be caught. I always have my viagra spam messages mixed with cooking instructions or how to peel bananas properly.

What does that spam bot actually achieve though? Does it have links to the website it's advertising? I don't get how putting FINAL FANTASY 9 on a website will help it at all.

Thanks for the story.

 
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27th October, 2008 at 21:01:01 -

All those WOW GOLD FFXI etc. were actual links. I never clicked on them for obvious reasons, and a good amount of them were broken, mostly due to ectoprods running a non standard codebase in the form of Flava's custom code.

 
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