I've had enough!! Stress with work, life and such has got to be too much!!
I feel thin, like I've been spread out like a small badger spread over a very large stretch of road. Like a duck, underfed, overcooked and badly plucked. Like a slug, ready salted and not quite as well off as snails, who at least have homes to go to.
Like a marsupial whose pouch contains a 12lb weight. Like a banana who has to live with the fact that a famous US President slipped on him and, like, died. Like a chinaman whose maffia connections resulted in the heartless murder of his pet rattlesnake, Chong. Like a numerologist having forgotten how to count and therefore had to go work in MacDonalds. Like a DC admin, not strange, just... just so missunderstood!
I'm finally gonna do what I should've done years ago, and say goodbye to you all. Somewhere better awaits me...
...Portugal, in fact! My much-awaited holiday has finally arrived, so I'm leaving you all for 3 wks!! I'll miss you doodth!!
No it isn't. They'll be back, just not for awhile. And even if all these people really did quit clicking and never came back, it'd still be alive. It's very alive. Like Jell-o. ( I just reminded myself of my very first video game villain.)
Uh yeah, I believe the all capitals and hysteria made it obvious, not that it was from Phizzy. He's not even here you know, that's gotta be an impostor or a HXXXR or sumthin... seriously... It's not him.