Due t the recent pictures that phizzy posted of himself, I have decided to start a support group for those who now wish to spoon their own eyes out.
Hi my name is Shab, and when I saw that picture, I nearly vomited, which would have led me to die Jimi Hendrix style, as I was lying down at the time. I cannot find women attractive anymore, they all start to look like phizzy; which is a MAJOR buzzkill. I have tried removing this memory through "natural" means (those of you who know me know what I'm talking about), but that hasn't worked. Please help.
You were so tramutised by this experience that you can't even think of yourself, let alone spell 'me' correctly.
I almost couldn't cope myself, until I reminded myself what girls actually look like. Thanks to Logitech, I couldn't have done it without you and your webcams.
Hi, I'm AsparagusTrevor. The twisted brainwrong of the one-off man-mental Phizzy caused me to claw out my own eyes with the nearest metal impliments I could find. That happened to be my car-keys, and now not only am I completely blind and disfigured, I've got mashed up eye-gack all over my car.
It sounds like you tried getting into your car (hence eye-gack), but how did you see to do it? Surely your car is not only splattered with eye-gack but missing some polish on the driver side?
Obviously my other senses increased ten times, hence I could smell my way to the car very easily. I'm trying to convince the DVLA that I can drive this way, but they're having none of it.
Quit yer whining, foo's. Believe it or not, there be far worse things on the internet..
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Muz: true, and I wanted to show you one but you wouldn't click the link.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
4th May, 2005 at 07:06:55 -
O-S: We could say it serves you right - after all, the post was titled "Phizzy the man whore" - if that doesn't set alarm bells ringing I don't know what does.
maybe the title "phizzy the man-whore" was the reason why he clicked the link in front of all those people. Maybe he just wants to show them his real...self...
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