It's a, CHAT LOG with a, FUCKTARD gonna, SING STUFF like, SO HARD yeah, baby, OH, BABY! Gonna TOUCH your BUM toNIGHT! OOH, OOH!
Reno says:
I am not EVER going to be gay. even if I did get gay urges, I couldn't because I am a Christian
Phizzy says:
Hah
Phizzy says:
I hope that one day you'll realise how retarded the Christian church is
Reno says:
:| BYE
Phizzy says:
I did, when I was about twelve
Reno says:
Please
Reno says:
don't say that
Phizzy says:
Do you think I won't get into heaven because of my BLASPHEMY?!
Reno says:
I am going to save you when satan comes and Jesus saves his people. I will talk to Jesus and ask him to forgive you
Reno says:
Phizzy says:
Your beliefs are so extreme... In such a very bad way...
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how?
Phizzy says:
'Yeah, next year's the apocalypse, Satan and Jesus and the whole gang are invited! But Jesus will sweep up all the people who believe in him with his soul catcher, you know, like the ghostbusters have, and then he'll incapacitate satan with his fists of steel and fly us all to his castle in the clouds! '
Phizzy says:
I might make a Christianity simulator!
Reno says:
don't
Reno says:
it would be a insult to our name
Phizzy says:
You have to go to church every day and close your eyes for no reason, and REPENT LOUDLY so that Jesus will get a big chubby for you
Phizzy says:
And if you have enough RIGHTEOUSNESS POINTS by the end of the game (AUGUST 19TH 20X6) then JESUS will USE HIS GHOSTBUSTERS BOX TO SAVE YOU FROM THE RED BULL!!1
Reno says:
you are so evil. Do you have any religion at all? I guess one WOULD be better than being evil against Christians
Phizzy says:
RELIGION. IS. STUPID.
Reno says:
I am sorry but when jesus comes in 2008, I won't see you in heavon but on the telly on channel 3 (earth)
Phizzy says:
In one chapter of the bible thing, 'God' tells 'some dude' that murder of any creature is evil and will take you to heaven, but you guys decided to 'interpret' another part to make it seem like you're all allowed to eat fishies and shit
Reno says:
or on channel 7 9hell)
Phizzy says:
Jesus comes in 2008!? Ahahaa
Reno says:
yes in 2008. a fortune teller in america said this
Reno says:
I just cannot believe that you won't be there
Phizzy says:
ahahaha
Phizzy says:
A fortune teller?!
Phizzy says:
You mean 'charlatan'?
Reno says:
what?
Reno says:
what do you think happens when you die if you don't believe in anything?
Phizzy says:
Nothing. You die. The random electrical spasms in your brain which define a person dissipate and you are gone, save for possible methods of reanimation
Reno says:
but where does your mind go? nowhere?
Phizzy says:
I just said that
Reno says:
you just stop thinking forever and you will never ever exsist again?
Phizzy says:
YES
Reno says:
that is not possable
Phizzy says:
How is it not possible!?
Reno says:
you can't just go nowhere
Phizzy says:
Yes you can
Reno says:
you go somewhere
Phizzy says:
How can you label that as fact!?
Reno says:
you are making e so mad, I almost want to kill myself just to prove you wrong
Reno says:
this isn't even life you know...
Phizzy says:
Oh yeah, when we get to heaven, baby! THAT'LL BE THE LIFE!
Phizzy says:
This is just a test to see if we're WORTHY of life!
Reno says:
EXACLY
Reno says:
...life is after you die. before you are born, you are in heavin. When you are born,you are seperated from heavin and brought into the real world. that is why babys cry for what seems for no reason. we wait over 70 years to die andget back to our beloved life
Phizzy says:
I don't believe this idea of 'going somewhere' when you die
Phizzy says:
How can they!? No-one who's died has ever sent me a postcard
Reno says:
they can't materialize it! I bet they have tried
Reno says:
70 years of living in some random place as a test to see how we can live WITHOUT heavin and see if we can actually stay allive, ect.
Phizzy says:
Wait, you don't get into heaven unless you die of old age?
Reno says:
no
Reno says:
course not
Reno says:
wasn't what i meant
Phizzy says:
You just said they have to survive!
Reno says:
survive with the passion
Reno says:
(wich by the way i am trying to get some into you)
Phizzy says:
Pfft
Phizzy says:
I'm living
Phizzy says:
I'm living a whole bunch
Reno says:
with passion?
Phizzy says:
I'm not planning on killing myself any time soon
Reno says:
of Christ?
Phizzy says:
I saw that movie
Phizzy says:
It was shit
Reno says:
:|
Reno says:
I.... can't believe what I am seeing.
Reno says:
God bless your soul
Phizzy says:
God lick your hole
Reno says:
DONT EVER SAY THAT EVER!
Reno says:
EVER!
Reno says:
EVER!
Phizzy says:
Why the hell would I need 'how to become a Christian?
Reno says:
http://www.centralpc.org/christ.htm
Reno says:
because you need to
Reno says:
please just read them and tell me what you think AFTER you read all this
Phizzy says:
I was raised Christian, taken to Sunday school, I believed all the shit they said, because they labelled it as fact
Phizzy says:
But when I was actually capable of independant thought, I realised it was utter bullshit
Reno says:
please don't say that
Phizzy says:
I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT CHRISTIANISM
Reno says:
then please just believe
Phizzy says:
It's almost as bad as scientology
Reno says:
well science sucks
Phizzy says:
Scientology isn't to do with science, you fool
Phizzy says:
And science doesn't suck
Phizzy says:
Science is the pursuit of KNOWLEDGE
Reno says:
I don't believe in science I think it is evil magic or magie
Reno says:
could you just give it a thought and at least try to become a christian?
Reno says:
for me?
Phizzy says:
No.
Phizzy says:
I was Christian. Now I'm not. I'm not moving backwards intellectually.
Reno says:
I can't talk to evil people right now sorry
That Christian simulator would be fantastic if you really did have Jesus sucking in things with his Ghostbusters-style soul catcher. "No-one who's died has ever sent me a postcard" is similarly inspired.
He's a bit retarded, but what's really retarded is posting a conversation like that online. That and taking the piss out of someone's beliefs. Were you foreseeing the future when you said you gave up on church at twelve?
I'd suggest grow up but I'd probably be welcomed with a slew of childish banter. So I'll just recommend staying retarded.
You're such a dipshit, Jay... Just... Don't post here, no-one wants to hear your irrelevant opinions and baseless insults. If people have the right to believe what they want, then I reserve the right to mock people who believe idiotic bullshit.
That, and it's a little silly to use 'retard' as an insult when you clearly are one.
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Registered 9/23/2002
Points 4812
9th February, 2006 at 6:25:52 PM -
Mostly boring, I did like this bit though:
"When you are born,you are seperated from heavin and brought into the real world. that is why babys cry for what seems for no reason."
Why even bother messing with someone's beliefs? Let them believe whatever they wanna believe, and let them do that without retardilisize them. Why even post this?
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 9/4/2004
Points 8001
9th February, 2006 at 7:55:18 PM -
Damn, he really got punched in the face by religion so many times he started believeing in it...
Religion was made for the times people didn't understand much. It has become unneccesary in these times, but since the original religion creators attached a god and a bible to it, people keep believing... Come on.
Phizzy: You're treating people like him the wrong way. He doesn't know better.
PS: I've grown up with no beliefs. My parents decided I should be able to decide if I want to believe later myself. I personally think this is the best way to do it.
Religion was a creation of the powerful who wanted to keep on top of the masses.
God is the original "Big Brother", the medieval CCTV.
Do something bad and you'll go to hell = Do something we don't like and you'll suffer.
Bit harsh laying into someone for their beliefs, but ah well.
In my opinion, religion is stupid - I'm not going to insult people who believe in it though. Thing that I always thought is there are tons of religions in the world - how do we know which one is true/if one is true at all?
Religion just causes war anyway - if religion didn't exist then almost none of the wars that have happened would have actually happened. So yeh I think religion is just a way of making your life look better and just a way of giving morals and stuff. If we didn't have religion - we'd probably also have more mass murderers and stuff.
Still can't stand church though. I just believe in the whole universe was created, I was born - and I will die eventually. After that I don't give a damn what happens
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9th February, 2006 at 9:28:14 PM -
How can you not attack someone if they say stuff like 'WHAT?! NOT GOING ANYWHERE WHEN YOU DIE?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!'?
Buddhism is the only religion I have any respect for. It's quite intriguing.
The Four Noble Truths:
1. All life is suffering, pain, and misery, also known as dukkha.
2. Suffering has a cause, also known as tanha, or selfish craving and personal desire.
3. Selfish craving can be overcome.
4. To overcome this misery is through the Eightfold Path.
The Eightfold Path:
1. Right Knowledge or the knowledge of the Four Noble Truths.
2. Right Aspiration means that you are working towards the Path to Enlightenment.
3. Right Speech means speaking without hurting others, and taking care and caution in each word.
4. Right Behavior means acting appropriately. There are also five basic laws of behavior: do not kill, steal, lie, drink intoxicants, or commit sexual offenses. However, some Buddhists, including Western Buddhists, occasionally smoke.
5. Right Livelihood, this mean choosing a career that does not lead you off the path. You want a path that promotes life and well being not money.
6. Right Effort means training one’s self to be obedient and following the path toward Enlightenment.
7. Right Mindfulness means to always be self aware and continually examine oneself.
8. Right Concentration means to be completely absorbed into a state of Nirvana.
Buddhists believe that the first two steps can be taken by anyone but normally only monks go onto the other steps.
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named night,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
Out of time.
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10th February, 2006 at 12:58:15 AM -
Well im siding with reno(even thou he has a little diffrent belifes then me)
Phizzy actully you do go some where when you die its eather Heaven or HELL!!!
HELL!=you don't belive in christ
Heaven=you do believe in christ and you side with him witch I did Im going to heaven and your going to HELL!!! PHIZZY you Evil dumb guy
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10th February, 2006 at 1:04:41 AM -
LOL SILLY ME I FORGOT ABOUT THAT I APOLIJIZE UR RITE KITTY GOD IM SUCH A FUKIN IDIOT ROFLZ
What's being retarded got to do with it? people really overuse that word.
anyway i'm sure if Reno knows Phizzy like we all do, he wont take any of that to heart.
In my opinion people that are religious seem to be extremely closed minded about it. They believe 100% that God exists but they never admit it's possible he doesn't. Surely faith is different from simply refusing the possibility they may be wrong.
Anyway Reno doesn't really make a convincing argument and labelling things 'evil' simply because they aren't religion is stupid.
Andy: kierkegaard wrote a bunch about faith, and stated that faith cannot exist without doubt; essentially that you can't be a true christian without testing your faith. Modern nutjobs are seriously into intellectual cowardice. Someone sent me a link to a fundie review site the other day, one of the reviews said this:
How rooted is your faith? Do you trust the teaching authority of the Church? If you are struggling with answering a very firm ‘yes’ to either of these two questions, The Da Vinci Code is NOT be the next best book for you to read. In a time when the Church is embattled in scandal and all sorts of challenges to Her teachings, reading a book like Da Vinci, MIGHT put you into a tailspin of doubt. Proceed with caution…
The da Vinci Code was a shitty book, but for fuck's sake. If a belief is correct then it should be able to survive opposition without clinically insane apologists. But since religion is a load of horse shit, it's necessary to stick your thumbs in your ears and carry on about how everything but haysus is evil.
Similarly, www.almenconi.com warns of Final Fantasy X "throwing pagan beliefs at you" in the reviews section.
I was brought up in Christianity, with the basic rule of "Be nice to people". If that were the only rule it would be fantastic, but when people begin being anti-gay, anti-everyone-who-doesn't-follow-their-beliefs, and so on, because of the rules laid down in what is now a very outdated book, there's a problem and they need to get it out of their system, by being mocked or otherwise.
What if we die and all the insane fundamentalists were right after all? That would just be embarrassing.
Religion is the most repulsive thing ever. It was made up by fucking fuck heads who diddnt know left from right or weather to stick their toe or dick in a womans pussy. Reno spelt heavan incorrectly.
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Phizzy is God. Mod him.
Deleted User
10th February, 2006 at 1:33:03 PM -
In many different ways! And so did you! But you'll probably claim you were mocking him with it.
I'm still wondering why it was called Beauty and the Christian!
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10th February, 2006 at 3:35:30 PM -
Because I'm so damn fuckable.
Dustin Gunn Gnarly Tubular Way Cool Awesome Groovy Mondo
Registered 12/15/2004
Points 2659
10th February, 2006 at 6:49:27 PM -
See you in HELL, Phizzy. You can just go to hell with all the scientists and fags and have bamboo shoved up your fingernails for all eternity, you evil evil man.
I kinda feel sorry for anyone as ignorant as to say they don't believe in science. HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN VOLCANOS AND VELCROW?!
Peblo Custom ratings must be 50 characters or less
Registered 7/5/2002
Points 184
10th February, 2006 at 9:19:32 PM -
This is why I hate religious arguments. Accusations that people are going to hell, and boasting that according to their religion, they are going to heaven. Well Kitty, according to my religion, you have to live the words of Christ, not just believe, to get into heaven. And we also have 3 different degrees of heaven too. Hey, and guess who's right? My church or your church? You won't find out till one of us dies. Hey, I'll race you, go ahead and have a head start.
"Isn't it always amazing how we characterize a person's intelligence by how closely their thinking matches ours?"
~Belgarath
Reno says:
I am not EVER going to be gay. even if I did get gay urges, I couldn't because I am a Christian
If anyone ever said that to me, I'd kick them in the balls. I'm so sick of people being afraid of their own sexuality. Ha, I sound like such a fag. Ah well... I have a girlfriend so FUCK YOU ALL!
That reno guy can go to hell. Because he believes in it.
Seriously, if there was a God, he'd smite that reno kid for his prejudice on idiocy.
OMG:| I have read too much. I don't think I even believe in god now. I don't know what to believe in. And thet was a joke saying the "even if I was gay" thing. Can't you tell?
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