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17th October, 2003 at 12:20:12 -

Military Survival Rules...Old but still good advice.

"Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army training notice

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single
bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo.

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David H. Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper - once." - Anonymous

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies

"If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Army ordnance manual

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed" - U.S. Air Force flight training manual

 
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17th October, 2003 at 12:31:38 -

Lol! Very funny

 
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17th October, 2003 at 12:35:53 -

Joe Gay - what a name..

very good stuff, really funny

 
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17th October, 2003 at 12:41:06 -



Good stuff

 
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17th October, 2003 at 13:40:49 -

LOL... usually these 'funny but true' things aren't really true, but in this case, I think it really could be funny and true .

 
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17th October, 2003 at 14:42:29 -

Hey first post on daily click!!

I must admit that this is so true it scares me!!

Imagine if you had to fight along side one of those guys!

 
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17th October, 2003 at 14:44:01 -

"Any ship can be a minesweeper - once." - Anonymous

ROFL!!

 

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17th October, 2003 at 16:15:51 -

lol. love these "i bet the yanks are actually stupid enough..." posts.

 
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17th October, 2003 at 18:28:46 -

I think these quotes can very well be true. I mean, George Bush said stuff like
"I great deal of America's import comes from foreign countries" ...and that was in international tv...heh

 
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17th October, 2003 at 22:02:52 -

(a hectic gun battle)

Infantry Man Joe; Keep your head down! There is a bullet with your name on it somewhere.

Infantry Man William; I'm not worried about the one with my name on it. I'm worried about the one addressed 'to whom it may concern'

I love that one!

 
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17th October, 2003 at 22:25:19 -

LOL HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I CAN POST A FORWARED E-MAIL

 
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18th October, 2003 at 06:45:39 -

Give yourself a shiny!

Yeah, I do love these stupid quotes.

 
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18th October, 2003 at 10:14:14 -

"Baldrick, what are you doing?"
"I'm scratching my name on this bullet, sir."
"Why?"
"Well, you know they say, "somewhere out there, there's a bullet with your name on it."? Well I figure that if I own that bullet, then the chances of there being another bullet with my name on it are very small indeed."

 
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18th October, 2003 at 10:56:46 -

LOL... I miss Black Adder. That was from BA, right?

 
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18th October, 2003 at 11:09:14 -

yep

 
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