Assault Andy Administrator
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Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
13th August, 2003 at 03:41:02 -
Nightshade - It is delivered from Paris, they sent me two copies because the first one was marked "Austria" because that's how you spell Australia in French .
Jon - Yes, he looks differant in every differant foto.
I think alot of TDC population is Brit/Aus. That should be a poll topic, "What part of the world are you from?"
O and i hate americans saying "Math" got that pisses me off.
Kildozer: Yeah, history's cool. Indeed, we lost the revolution - and look where it got America! They can't even spell Encyclopaedia correctly! Or humour... colour... customise... maximise... minimise... specialise... anything with an 'ou' or 'ise', it seems...
(ps: Again, that was satirical and not intended to be taken litterally. I really have nothing against America or the alterations they have made to their language.)
"I hate all you smug little Brit virgins talking trash about Americans"
Being a little over-general aren't you?
NB. It's funny how these pathetic americans (EG, killdozer. Notice my use of stereotypes) can live in the past and somehow think that one event that happened over 300 years ago (that's probably wrong so don't correct me, faggot) makes one individual person any less of a retard. Which it doesn't. especially in this case
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Well there was a period,
after that came the
United Kingdom,
then some german scr*w*d it all up
and the power rest in the USA.
Nevertheless the chinese will
take over in future!!
Antartica is the best continent (it's not a country but that'll have to do). Why? Because it will rule the world. It'll melt and cover the world in its water, see?
I'm english, I know an american person, he's annoying. However, most of our music is based on American culture. But Americans use annoying words. But a lot of technology is American... I'm off to shoot Africans. Kidding.
Spiffy.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
14th August, 2003 at 07:49:01 -
aul has a point about american football. maybe an american can explain to us why you call it football when you play with your hands or feet! surely it could be called "limb ball" or "extremities ball" or something.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
14th August, 2003 at 08:43:58 -
a nasty, unfortunately true story (don't read if you are squemish):
An American student studying in Ireland joined the Universities' rugby team. The student, David, was playing against a team with a violent reputation. He was badly tackled and his leg was dislocated. The medics, on hand at the side of the pitch, decided that popping the leg back in would help relieve his pain, as he was clearly in a lot of agony.
They popped it back in, and David released a high pitched, blood curdling scream.
To their horror, they realised they had trapped one of David's testicles in the socket, now wedged in place between his pelvis and his femur. Incidentally, he ripped a vocal cord as a result of his screaming.
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