Either provide me a vegan fruit cake, or the souls of your children to devour! And better it be a human soul!
I can guarantee you I would already destroy the entire human race using nuclear weapons if it is not for that scary place where you have your violent teams of violent cops and nursery gorillas to tie up people to beds and injecting drugs to their behinds, so someone, pass me a purchase coupon for a damn cake you didn't plan using and is about to expire. Do it already and I will reward you back with a copy of one of my compilations I have made... And make sure I can redeem it in Israel! I do not pay to travel the USA for a cheap vegan product!