Nintendo employee 1: We have a problem, while our console is selling great, all the games on it are worse than the kinda games people download and play on their PCs for free.
Nintendo employee 2: Hey... What if we took one of those games... and sold it on our console?
Nintendo employee 1: Sell a game PC owners play for free?
Whole office: BRILLIANT!
- Ok, you must admit that was the most creative cussing this site have ever seen -
Music being remade, graphics being redone, new areas being added. Though you can turn off the new graphics and music. Probably the new areas are going to be bonus areas or something as well.
I'll be skipping on this one. I like Cavestory but I've already beaten it on PC and PSP and normally don't play through single player games more than once or twice. Not keen on the new music or graphics either.
Also Phred, it's not a Nintendo game. It's by a little studio called Nicalis who previously made phone games. So that'd be "Nicalis employee 1:..."
Nicalis employee 1: Ok, doing mobile phone games have been fun and all, but I think it's time for us to break into the console game business.
Nicalis employee 2: You serious? We need to hire more people.
Nicalis employee 1: No need. Look at the Wii, 17 million consoles out there...
Nicalis employee 2: Hey, I have one of those.
Nicalis employee 1: ...but the game library sucks.
Nicalis employee 2: I dunno, I thought Super Mario Galaxy was pretty good.
Nicalis employee 1: Yeah, it was. But that was released last year, people want something new.
Nicalis employee 2: So we bring them something new?
Nicalis employee 1: Actually I was thinking of porting this cool freeware game...
Happy now?
- Ok, you must admit that was the most creative cussing this site have ever seen -
Why do you persist in downing the Wii's games, annoying some people only so you can turn around and call them fan boys? Instead of typing out lines of pure fail, perhaps try making a game? Who knows, one day scurvy Sanchez could make it onto the Wii
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